TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Pokemonquistador2 said:
TFW you realize that Lowtax is more of a man than Spoony will ever be. He A. Had sex, B. Had children, C. Created an influential website, D. Got rich, E. Married Twice, Offed himself instead of dragging out his miserable existence so he could Crypost and eat tendies in his parent's house. When the bar is set that low, and you refuse to do anything but lay beside it like a sack of garbage, you really are a waste of resources. The least Spoony could do was work at a soup kitchen so that somebody could benefit from his continued existence...
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And compared to DSP they're both nothing. Sad!
 
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Pokemonquistador2 said:
The least Spoony could do was work at a soup kitchen so that somebody could benefit from his continued existence...
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People who work charities like soup kitchen or similiar events are known for things like empathy and giving a shit about other people. Spoons is all about himself and his imaginary woes, he doesn't give a flying fuck about others he is the blueprint for a self-centered attention whoring egotistical little Twitter bitch.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
If the dog is dead it's probably due to age. Dogs really don't last that long.
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Since her owner was Noah, she was probably neglected as well, which didn't help. He is getting 300$ per month, probably couldn't afford good meals for her and vet care, after his Patreon money started shrinking from initial 5k$ per month. Also he probably didn't take her for a walk regularly, because he is a lazy fuck. And who knows, maybe she died long time ago, but Noah informed us "conveniently" about her death after he moved back.
 
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2Pretentious said:
Anyone know how poor Oreo passed?
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The news came shortly after his move back home.
Noah had recently crashed his more reliable car by running a red light and lying about it, Ralph style.
Leading up to to the move, Noah had lamented on Twitter multiple times that the lemon he purchased was inadequate for the drive from Illinois to Arizona.
I mention this to paint a picture:
Imagine being a dog at the tail end of her life, stuffed into a crusty cramped beater, which is itself stuffed to the brim full of dusty D&D tomes, theater knickknacks, and clothes that haven't been washed in months.
The sound of the rear axle dragging the asphalt only barely managed to drown out the sound of the driver weeping over the loss of a girlfriend he had over a year ago. If not this, it's the blaring sound of early Linkin Park and Final Fantasy themes, as filtered through a blown out speaker.
As if that weren't bad enough, the driver is reluctant to stop for any piss and shit breaks, surely never risking it on the shoulders of one of the many long and linear highways along this road to ruin. Anxiety is a slow and insidious killer, after all.
In the end Noah did what he's been doing for years now, dragging everyone around him into the dark and depressing miasma radiating from his very core.

tl;dr if stress wasn't a factor in Oreo's death, I'll eat all the black tophats.
 
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theworstkindofeurofag said:
I guess we should all be grateful that Noah, despite his total lack of energy, can still muster up enough energy to update his amazon wishlist.
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It's all very pointless shit, too.

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Divine right to rule said:
Anorexia?
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The amount of morbidly obese women that I've seen claiming to "actually suffer from anorexia" is staggeringly far from zero.

No. I don't know how that work.
No, they never explained themselves.
It's your responsibility to "educate yourself" and figure out how it makes sense. Now shut up and let her get away with blatant lies.

We need to find a word for that thing where you are shocked, but not surprised. Because I'll need that if WH ever claims to actually have anorexia.
 
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Person Man said:
The amount of morbidly obese women that I've seen claiming to "actually suffer from anorexia" is staggeringly far from zero.

No. I don't know how that work.
No, they never explained themselves.
It's your responsibility to "educate yourself" and figure out how it makes sense. Now shut up and let her get away with blatant lies.

We need to find a word for that thing where you are shocked, but not surprised. Because I'll need that if WH ever claims to actually have anorexia.
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It's her truth, bigot! A QUEEN doesn't need to explain herself to a cisgender (probably huwhite) male, so shut your racist Trump hole and LISTEN AND BELIEVE.

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RJ MacReady said:
And compared to DSP they're both nothing. Sad!
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That's what I say: Philburt may have his weaknesses (many, many of those), but people give him too little credit for his persistence and consistency. Like, say what you will, but that nigger shows up 6 days a week to stream to a bunch of weirdos like Derich, and he's been doing it for years. Anyone else could've, would've, and probably should've quit a long time ago, but not Phil. He's like the embodiment of inertia, he will not change direction unless acted upon by outside forces, where as in the modern world many people can't even sit alone on their lunch break without having a minor existential crisis. I'm sure a lot of detractors would disagree, but I think that's at least worthy of a small degree of respect.


Anyways, Spoony probably would like doing things more if he stopped telling everyone about everything.
I think most people recognize that the quickest way to kill your passion for any given project is to talk about it, so by that logic one could assume that if you tell the world about everything you do all the time, then you'll have passion for nothing. It would be like being a cook and deciding to sprinkle morphine into everything you make; it would make the process of cooking/eating better in a sense, but over time the process will increasingly become centered around the quick cheap rush rather than the process of creating and appreciating other's creations, and before long it's the only part a person will care about. That's clearly where Spoony is at.
 
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Kevin Roberts said:
Maybe Warthog is still a virgin and wants Noah to pop her cherry. Best love story since Twilight.
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I'd venture to say Warthog has never received any sexual attention from anyone, not even her uncle. You just know that if she was ever catcalled, groped, or god forbid outright sexually abused, she'd be tagging RAINN and MeToo in every other tweet. She'd use it as an excuse for not holding down a job for most of her adult life. She'd announce herself in threads with, "As a rape survivor, I..." and we'd never hear the end of it.
 
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Kevin Roberts said:
At this rate, Spoony will come to soup kitchen, but for food, because he will end up on the street, like a successful bum that he is.
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Doubt it. If Earl Schultz, a five o clock shadow sporting troon worm that's straight up committed multiple confirmed assaults against his family can remain with his folks, an emo lump like Spoons can at least leap that low bar.
 
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