Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 17 3.2%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 116 22.1%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 85 16.2%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 308 58.6%

  • Total voters
    526
People who are responding to the "this is a fucked up thing to do to someone who's homeless and mentally ill exacerbated by their mother literally trying to perform an excorcism on them as a child" with "why don't you help her not be homeless" seem to be ignoring the fact that there's a big difference between doing nothing to a person or documenting what they post and actively seeking them out to pay to have sex with them so you can post about it and nudes of them without their knowledge to a board that makes fun of the husband of their sister who they haven't seen or talked to since they were a child
 
I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but I don't think we should take the word of some rando as gospel. The pictures are real, sure, but the rest is giving me vibes of the escort saga. Jenna really doesn't seem to give a shit about Khet, and even less of a shit about Phil, a dude she's never even met before. Outside of one incident where she mentioned Khet, she only seems to bring up her when prompted by someone else, so even if she was high out of her mind, it seems a little convenient that she just out of the blue mentions both Khet and Phil. It seems like she has way more relevant things going on in her life that she'd rant about. I know we mostly associate her with Phil, but I don't think I'd even consider her part of the goutsphere. It wouldn't be the first time someone tried to spin Jenna into something relevant, wasn't it just a week or two ago we had someone pretending to be Jenna in this thread? I feel like we gave more scrutiny to that one dude who claimed to go to high school with Phil, and IIRC, all that person said was something like "Phil was always like this" which isn't exactly an outlandish claim.
Jenna only cares about one thing: getting her drugs by any means necessary. Whether that's degrading herself on her OF - there's isn't enough Jack Daniels to wash away those trash ass nudes. Also, having been around heavy drug users and having worked with people that have addictive personalities, I think the thought of Kat escaping Michigan, being married (on paper), and having a place to live hurts Jenna. That her own sister won't lend a hand, but here's the thing: I think Kat has enough common sense that the only way you help someone with an addiction is get them help. That's if Jenna wants the help. From the looks of it, no. Jenna wants money to get high. Not help. That said, you only help someone that wants the help. Once they're clean, and you know they're clean, you offer them your space. However, Kat doesn't give a fuck about anyone but Kat. Also, Kat has NOWHERE to go if things go downhill with Phil. She can't go back to Michigan, because she has no home. If the rumors are true, her mom is homeless. Jenna? Living in a van, while blowing John's for DoorDash money? Hell no! Kat has it made compared to Phil's mother-in-law and Jenna.

As far as this feeling like the escort saga, time will tell. If dude fucking Jenna is true - again, if that's true, dude, get tested! Seriously! She looks like her breath smells like dick and not yours.
 
and that was when their relationship started to deteriorate until it collapsed.
Aside from this part, I agree completely. Phil constantly desires to do something that takes work up until he finds out how much it is. He let his Patreon die until the de-partnering, after which he picked it back up, re-discovered the work involved, and let it die again. Goes through the same thing every time he re-plays an old game, too. You can see in his face how much he wants to quit because it all starts coming back to him.

But his relationship was doomed because he's Phil, not just because he wouldn't satisfy Leanna sexually. He could've kept plowing her hard and still driven her away with his myriad of bad traits. Guaranteed.
 
But his relationship was doomed because he's Phil, not just because he wouldn't satisfy Leanna sexually. He could've kept plowing her hard and still driven her away with his myriad of bad traits. Guaranteed.
Following this the moment the relationship died was the moment Panda started working. Its one thing to be with someone when you dont know anything. Its another when you have functional adult men and women to compare your partner to.

That's where Phil fucked up. He got a young girl who didn't realize she was settling. As soon as she realized it she dipped. Kat on the other hand, being more experienced, already knows what to expect from him and what's expected from her.
 
Lol. Fucking a minor character only tangentially connected to Darksydephil in order to gain some lore. It’d be like scuba diving in George R. R. Martin’s septic tank in the hope that he flushed the manuscript for The Winds of Winter down the toilet. I salute you, sir, for giving me a good laugh. When this show delivers, nothing compares.
 
Following this the moment the relationship died was the moment Panda started working. Its one thing to be with someone when you dont know anything. Its another when you have functional adult men and women to compare your partner to.

That's where Phil fucked up. He got a young girl who didn't realize she was settling. As soon as she realized it she dipped. Kat on the other hand, being more experienced, already knows what to expect from him and what's expected from her.
I would say the more important difference is desires in life. Not that Leanna is terribly ambitious, but she's certainly quite a few rungs above Katherine when it comes to dreams, because the latter is as low bar as you can get before you hit where her sister is. She's clearly not going anywhere because she doesn't want anything more than taking the pigroach for a ride until he croaks and then she's back to square one again. Assuming it has even occurred to her that Phil is bound to die before she does, which she may not. For all I know, she's like him, and doesn't put any thought into even the concept of mortality. Too scary.

Whatever the case, Kat interacts with more functional adults and it doesn't have her fleeing the Gout Fort, so I can only conclude that it's from a lack of caring about pride or health.
 
People who are responding to the "this is a fucked up thing to do to someone who's homeless and mentally ill exacerbated by their mother literally trying to perform an excorcism on them as a child" with "why don't you help her not be homeless" seem to be ignoring the fact that there's a big difference between doing nothing to a person or documenting what they post and actively seeking them out to pay to have sex with them so you can post about it and nudes of them without their knowledge to a board that makes fun of the husband of their sister who they haven't seen or talked to since they were a child
This degen didn't do anything else but employ the services that Jenna was already offering to all the other degens out there. He didn't make her do shit that she wouldn't have been doing otherwise. The fact that an occurence of said thing ended up on this site... I mean... it was only a matter of time.
 
For people like Jenna and Kat, they've learned from childhood that personal survival is the only thing that matters. It's sad, but for a lot of people it's life. Count your blessings.
I agree with this. I've said before that I don't agree that Kat's a full blown grifter or gold digger per se, just a chick who lived poor and always in survival mode. When DSP came along, she latched onto him because he was an easy way out of that lifestyle. It's the perfect marriage of convenience for both of them; he gets to say "muh wife and family" to his wheelchairs, and she doesn't have to worry about how she's going to survive from month to month. She has to make terrible (excuse me, robust) dinners for him, and maybe she puts out once a week, if even that. For someone like her, that's an easy trade.

I'd even go so far to say that part of the reason for Phil's sudden prudishness and her possible jealousy over video game waifus is because she doesn't want the gravy train to end. If Phil starts getting a wandering eye, she'd be on the streets again, and she's desperate to keep that from happening. She'll play mommy-wife and run his life with a firm hand while he debases himself to put on vests and hats and whatever else, just as long as it keeps the lights on. Her part time job isn't really to make money, it's probably what keeps her sane.

Contrast that with Jenna, who is physically more attractive but completely damaged. No guy who isn't equally fucked up would ever take her in, and someone who is on par with her craziness is highly unlikely to be as "successful" as Phil.
 
Lol. Fucking a minor character only tangentially connected to Darksydephil in order to gain some lore. It’d be like scuba diving in George R. R. Martin’s septic tank in the hope that he flushed the manuscript for The Winds of Winter down the toilet. I salute you, sir, for giving me a good laugh. When this show delivers, nothing compares.
Its a welcome happening even if its skeevy. DSP been pretty boring for a little bit
 
@Null Now you're seeing what's happening to the DSP section. It's gone down so fucking bad, when you saw them supporting censorship because fuck dsp that was just the tip. Now we're at the point where people are supporting troll chatting with DSP, commenting on his shit to fuck with him, etc. This is all stuff you would be looked upon as a stupid degenerate before but now it's just common knowledge and accepted. A dude spent hard time talking to Twitch Legal staff trying to cancel DSP...like a fucking dipshit and was celebrated for the fail gayop here. I know you cast your gaze away because they're all autistic but now its breeding a gayass soylent drinking SOK2.0 that still shit talks SOK hypocritically.
I think people were supporting Phil getting censored because he does it to others. Around that time he tried doing it to Tevin because he laughed at Katherine crying, and later deleted his Tweets to seem like a good boy. I don't believe anyone will join your cause if you set out to censor Phil. I mean mate see how it worked out for the bloke doing it, everyone makes fun of him now and no one wants anything to do with him.
Troll comments were always a thing with Phil I think, or weird comments anyway. Just look back at TIHYDP videos and how they were set up. I also don't think leaving a comment hurts Phil because it actually boosts his interactions, so people commenting are somewhat helping him and his channel.
I think people can talk to whoever they want, no one is using Kiwi Farms as some personal army or leverage. You would be shocked if you knew how many Twitch staff, or other media sites use Kiwi Farms as a source for gossip, news or drama. I'm faily certain every single Twitch employee beat his little knob to the Alinity leaks.
At the end of the day mate we're here talking about a nearly forty year old fat git that streams games in his Zelda jammies, fuck do you expect? We're clearly a bunch of exceptional individuals.
 
Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting Officer Sanders irl. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a room, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her hobo pack. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.

Out of nowhere, she started talking about her sister and brought up one Phillip Burnell. Things I gleaned from our conversation:
  • Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?". Hates him because she too was molested.
  • Hates Khet because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to her ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
  • Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her nudes and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol
She had a container of Kool-Aid liquid mix, so she added some to a bottle of water and was drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for onlyfans, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

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Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting Officer Sanders irl. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a room, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her hobo pack. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.

Out of nowhere, she started talking about her sister and brought up one Phillip Burnell. Things I gleaned from our conversation:
  • Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?". Hates him because she too was molested.
  • Hates Khet because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to her ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
  • Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her nudes and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol
She had a container of Kool-Aid liquid mix, so she added some to a bottle of water and was drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for onlyfans, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

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Oh my God, I live in the best and worst timeline. Godspeed, hero. Let us know where we can donate to the antibiotic/antiviral fund.
 
I would say the more important difference is desires in life. Not that Leanna is terribly ambitious, but she's certainly quite a few rungs above Katherine when it comes to dreams, because the latter is as low bar as you can get before you hit where her sister is. She's clearly not going anywhere because she doesn't want anything more than taking the pigroach for a ride until he croaks and then she's back to square one again. Assuming it has even occurred to her that Phil is bound to die before she does, which she may not. For all I know, she's like him, and doesn't put any thought into even the concept of mortality. Too scary.

Whatever the case, Kat interacts with more functional adults and it doesn't have her fleeing the Gout Fort, so I can only conclude that it's from a lack of caring about pride or health.
I wouldn't say it was so much desires and aspirations but more the ability to self-reflect. People forget that Leanna was so young when she was with Phil. When you think about the timeframe of their relationship, you realize that their relationship took place almost entirely during the phase of Leanna's life where she would have been a college student. She dumped him before she was even 24.

Leanna for all of her faults was much more of a normal human being then she appeared. She was just exposed to us during those dumb twenty years. Like people who aren't autistic spergs, she was able to grow up and transition into becoming a functioning adult. That is the real reason why their relationship failed.

I don't know how I feel about Kat. The more that comes out about her family and the way she grew up has me feeling a lot of sympathy. She comes across less as a gold digger but more of a damaged person who is just frightened of facing a world that is going to have some unpleasant realities in it. She wants a comfort zone that shields her from facing those unpleasant realities.
 
I think people were supporting Phil getting censored because he does it to others.
We didn't even support it, we just didn't feel sorry for someone who made themselves such a target, and wasn't about to give a shit if anyone but him got pinched. DMCA is like a monster, you can hate its existence while enjoying the rare moments it eats the other monsters. That doesn't mean you're inviting it to stick around forever.
Like people who aren't autistic spergs, she was able to grow up and transition into becoming a functioning adult.
That's what I mean, Leanna possessed the desire to do that, while Katherine clearly doesn't. It's the only reason Phil still has anyone in his life, the fact that they're a loser just like him.

Which is even funnier than his crazy, druggie, whoring, homeless sister-in-law thinking he's a child molester because of The Incident. You know that bothers him, because it doesn't matter what Jenna is, her opinion can get under his skin because EVERYONE'S does. Especially when it relates to why he's The Guy.
 
When it comes to Phil, it makes perfect sense. Sex, even bad one, takes some effort. It involves a specific amount of movement(s) over an (normally) unspecific amount of time, energy and empathy. All things the Pig either hates or lacks. I am pretty much sure before his first girl (which is safe to assume was Leanna) he never even imagined how much effort sex would be, judging only from beating his don't-speak-its-name it would be totally easy for an Italian stud like him. And then came Leanna (no pun intended). And in short time he hated the effort and (due to his insecurities) the fact that he never understood what is going on with(in) her and if she's really satisfied by his performance or not. Oh, sure, the narcicist in him smirked "You did that bitch really good again , stud!", but the voice of the insecure boy in him got louder and louder in his head over time. That was when he stopped fucking Leanna and that was when their relationship started to deteriorate until it collapsed.

I could be completely wrong of course. But I like to think this is how it went. And given the fact that he seemingly isn't having sex with Khat anymore just unterlines my autistic theory. That is by the by, if he ever had some with Khet to begin with and didn't just buy her into soulmaidship to flex in front of his audience and trolls. I mean, look at the wierd interactions between them on screen and tell me this is love or even affection for each other. Heck, my wife and I are together for a long time now and although we don't get the hots as strong for each other as back in May, we are still getting a lot more touchy with each other in public on occasion than these two lovebirds in their early weeks at home.
Off topic and autistic, but even 'The Incident' video is incredibly low energy. When is the last time you entered the bation station, and finished the job sucked into the couch with your head drooped off to the side like some water head?
 
Off topic and autistic, but even 'The Incident' video is incredibly low energy. When is the last time you entered the bation station, and finished the job sucked into the couch with your head drooped off to the side like some water head?
Masturbation in itself is a low energy activity. It makes sense when you're a teenager who isn't getting laid. When your in your thirties and have a live-in girlfriend it becomes very pathetic to do.
Has anyone tagged Null about this incredible habbening?
Yes. He thinks it's really gross and doesn't want to feature it because of that.
 
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