DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GreySydeDave]

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No wonder he's always malding so bad.

Nice backing...

 

[NextTime]

Has Phil had a poor example dealing with service workers in the past to make him have such distain for people? I can vaguely remember some stories in the past a long time ago when he wanted to get refunds for things certain that were "broken", ohh and I guess when he had a complete temper tantrum of the state of his chicken mayo slop burger that went on for way too fucking long, I think he knew outright knew it was an overaction and was just playing it up as some forced meme so he could use as a gag for his wheelchairs.

However that doesn't really have anything to do with why he'd think this delivery driver was so incompetent at his job that it was as if he specifically wanted to fuck with Phil by delivering everyone else's packages except for his, for some reason.

Phil has no frame of reference when it comes to relating to your average blue collar worker (he didn't really work at best buy for that long and that was some time ago now), so he's so out of touch with how demanding some of their roles can be, especially these day when they're categorised as essential workers and have mostly been working flat out ever since early-mid 2020.

Forget a "frame of reference to other people", he is so far out there that the "frame" might as well be in a museum, because Phil ain't gonna go there.
Everything regarding this "Amazon incident" is an embarrassment. He can't even receive an Amazon delivery without shitting. Literally. Imagine if this guy gets a job? Imagine if you would need to work in an office room with this guy, or at a cash register next to this guy. Have mercy, don't ask him to get a job.

 

[Anya15]

hahah he got the delivered to safe place message, oh boy! This is going to be fun. From my experience thats amazon out sourced speak for "fuck if I know, It might be there". I had it happen a few times, from the randomly generated name of a person thats totally not in a call center in india explained that sometimes the delivery people they have under contract will claim a package is delivered before they deliver it.

I had the "put in a safe space" twice once a few hours later it appeared at my front door, the other was 40lbs of car litter that just appeared in back yard 2 days later after amazon replaced it free of charge. I laughed cause I got both at the replacement and the one put in a safe place at the same time. So yes this could be a salt explosion..I mean C;MAHN he had to put on SHOES!

This is why I don't track shit from Amazon, because 9 times out of 10, it won't be there when they say it's there. I usually don't worry about it because it usually shows up the following day, but I have had shit that took like a month. Philip is just being a drama queen.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

This is why I don't track shit from Amazon, because 9 times out of 10, it won't be there when they say it's there. I usually don't worry about it because it usually shows up the following day, but I have had shit that took like a month. Philip is just being a drama queen.

See for most people who would have experienced this scenario playing out wouldn't have reacted this way at all because they're sound minded people and probably presumed the package was put somewhere safe and out of harms way if they couldn't reach the door in time.

But this is Phil we're talking about here, and he is far from normal. He explained this retelling like the moon was going to crash down on his house.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

Power level here but as a former delivery driver for multiple services including Amazon, Phil's story is total bullshit.

99.99% of packages are in the same standard box so there's no reason the driver would randomly decide to steal Phil's package. A "safe location" scan typically means the item was scanned before hand, often times when someone scans an entire neighborhood all at once in the event of group stops so pictures don't need to be taken individually of each package, as it's time consuming. What this means from the customer's perspective is it's scanned as delivered shortly before it's actually delivered. So Phil's story, even presuming it's 100% true, is just a case of him being an impatient toddler and not understanding a serious mature adult world where everything is not built around his most idyllic convenience.

There is no way the driver tried to steal a package. As I noted before, no way of knowing what's in the box, and if it was scanned as delivered and then never did arrive the driver would be in very verifiable hot water with both Amazon and the local Amazon dsp.

tl;dr Phil is a fat drama queen who is either compulsively lying or truly mentally impaired, possibly both? Must investigate further

 

[TurdFondler]

The headphones were a break from his routine and probably the most exciting thing that's happened to him in months.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

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He looks like Carol's abusive husband from the first season of The Walking Dead. The one Shane beats the crap out of.

Try this one on for size;
>goatee
>fat
>drinks hard liquor
>eating turkey burger
>vest
>the same laugh

 

[Pargon]

ALERT: Phil restarted his PC.
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Reset the clock.

Power level here but as a former delivery driver for multiple services including Amazon, Phil's story is total bullshit.

99.99% of packages are in the same standard box so there's no reason the driver would randomly decide to steal Phil's package. A "safe location" scan typically means the item was scanned before hand, often times when someone scans an entire neighborhood all at once in the event of group stops so pictures don't need to be taken individually of each package, as it's time consuming. What this means from the customer's perspective is it's scanned as delivered shortly before it's actually delivered. So Phil's story, even presuming it's 100% true, is just a case of him being an impatient toddler and not understanding a serious mature adult world where everything is not built around his most idyllic convenience.

There is no way the driver tried to steal a package. As I noted before, no way of knowing what's in the box, and if it was scanned as delivered and then never did arrive the driver would be in very verifiable hot water with both Amazon and the local Amazon dsp.

tl;dr Phil is a fat drama queen who is either compulsively lying or truly mentally impaired, possibly both? Must investigate further

Fake as it undoubtedly is, the Package Arc is a good argument for getting to know one’s neighbors. “But Pargon you have regularly posted about wanting to blast the population of earth into the ionosphere” correct but watching one another’s back builds friendships anyway. Making nice with the people who live around you means that without even trying they will begin to notice if things are weird around your place, like if someone is rolling up to “collect” your packages for you.

This goes doubly true for nosy old ladies. They have all the time in the world on their hands and they love the idea of calling cops on ne’er-do-wells. Make them a casserole once and shovel their walk and driveway and you’ve got a permanent lookout post.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Can you imagine some unshaven almost 40 year old man that's dressed like a bum walk around in the rain looking like a lost child, and coming towards your driveway? What a buffoon.

 

[UaineRunei]

Can you imagine some unshaven almost 40 year old man that's dressed like a bum walk around in the rain looking like a lost child, and coming towards your driveway? What a buffoon.

Man, shame it wasn't during the Halloween marathon. Imagine the same scenario, but with a 40 yo dressed as a muppet. Even better if he decided to bring the cookies with him.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Excuse me but what the fuck is up with this beard, Phil?

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Hey, what’s this guy’s name again?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Hey, what’s this guy’s name again?

BaldsydeDave

 

[WolverineGuy22]

 

[Iron Hamster]

Reset the clock.

Fake as it undoubtedly is, the Package Arc is a good argument for getting to know one’s neighbors. “But Pargon you have regularly posted about wanting to blast the population of earth into the ionosphere” correct but watching one another’s back builds friendships anyway. Making nice with the people who live around you means that without even trying they will begin to notice if things are weird around your place, like if someone is rolling up to “collect” your packages for you.

This goes doubly true for nosy old ladies. They have all the time in the world on their hands and they love the idea of calling cops on ne’er-do-wells. Make them a casserole once and shovel their walk and driveway and you’ve got a permanent lookout post.

I am interested in why he drew a line at not blaming a neighbor for stealing it which is more likely than the driver doing it.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Everything regarding this "Amazon incident" is an embarrassment. He can't even receive an Amazon delivery without shitting. Literally. Imagine if this guy gets a job? Imagine if you would need to work in an office room with this guy, or at a cash register next to this guy. Have mercy, don't ask him to get a job.

I know he's obviously a lot less adept today than he was before discovering YouTube, but I think it's still safe to say that shit like this is a glimpse into how he got fired from every job he ever had. Including his last one, which was attained through nepotism. It takes a lot to lose your job when your dad is someone important, and Phil still pulled it off. Imagine him doing something POSITIVE with that kind of skill. You can't.

What I don't get is how he can be so sensitive to getting embarrassed, yet never feel enough motivation to DO something about it. That just isn't normal, even other fuck-ups eventually get tired of the same old shit and make some kind of positive change. Phil is just immune to that, and it's bizarre how high his tolerance is for causing himself misery before it lights a fire under his ass.

Reset the clock.

Fake as it undoubtedly is, the Package Arc is a good argument for getting to know one’s neighbors. “But Pargon you have regularly posted about wanting to blast the population of earth into the ionosphere” correct but watching one another’s back builds friendships anyway. Making nice with the people who live around you means that without even trying they will begin to notice if things are weird around your place, like if someone is rolling up to “collect” your packages for you.

This goes doubly true for nosy old ladies. They have all the time in the world on their hands and they love the idea of calling cops on ne’er-do-wells. Make them a casserole once and shovel their walk and driveway and you’ve got a permanent lookout post.

Yet another example of what I'm talking about with Phil causing his own problems, hating it, but continuing to be Phil about it. He has NO ONE to defend him, because he doesn't bother establishing relationships with people who could, not even his neighbors or his WIFE. No one to help, no one who cares, no one who has any connection to him. The most interested people are the jackasses like us who enjoy laughing at him stupidly ruin his life for no reason.

I HAVE to assume that Phil doesn't bother trying to make nice with his neighbors because he knows he can't hold back his bad traits long enough to.

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Excuse me but what the fuck is up with this beard, Phil?

Fuck the beard, what's up with the droop? It's showing up all the time now, no matter what kind of face he's making. Seriously, something is wrong with his mouth, and I want to know what it is.

I am interested in why he drew a line at not blaming a neighbor for stealing it which is more likely than the driver doing it.

Phil has displayed such a level of contempt for the people who serve him that I just assume that's why his mind goes there.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I am interested in why he drew a line at not blaming a neighbor for stealing it which is more likely than the driver doing it.

His neighbors are white?

 

[Corpun]

Can you imagine some unshaven almost 40 year old man that's dressed like a bum walk around in the rain looking like a lost child, and coming towards your driveway? What a buffoon.

It's a shame Phil's neighbors are all probably rich old boomers who will never regale us with tales from the pigpen.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

It's a shame Phil's neighbors are all probably rich old boomers who will never regale us with tales from the pigpen.

Not rich boomers, you can find their info in the fan thread. Most of them look like nice regular people.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Can you imagine some unshaven almost 40 year old man that's dressed like a bum walk around in the rain looking like a lost child, and coming towards your driveway? What a buffoon.

I like how his beard grows out gray and his hair is still black

#DarkSydeDyeJob