DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pargon]

Not rich boomers, you can find their info in the fan thread. Most of them look like nice regular people.

This.

You know that one person in your neighborhood? Yeah, you know the one.

Phil is his neighborhood’s That One Person.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This.

You know that one person in your neighborhood? Yeah, you know the one.

Phil is his neighborhood’s That One Person.

He's The Guy!

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I like how his beard grows out gray and his hair is still black

#DarkSydeDyeJob

Keeping up with coloring his hair to hide the gray while only bathing twice a week is such a Phil thing to do that I can completely believe it without any evidence. I mean we're talking about the same dude who prioritizes stupid childish gimmicks over wearing his prescription glasses so he can stop smacking into shit in video games and maybe look competent at them for once and be legit entertaining instead of a clown.

This.

You know that one person in your neighborhood? Yeah, you know the one.

Phil is his neighborhood’s That One Person.

What gets me is that he's not even that scary-looking old grouch who'll probably pull a gun on you if you walk onto his property uninvited. He's the guy who thinks everyone else is that intimidating, regardless of what they look like or how they behave. And not even from being abused for years, either. No, Phil just plain fears everything for no reason, while lying to the internet about it until the day he dies.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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I'm thinking ''Crying beggar munk'' as a title.

 

[PyroAlert]

I really wish Phil did wander outside during a downpour with his Cookie Monster onesie on. That shit would of absorbed every drop and would of become sodden and weighed Phil down in the street.

 

[Pargon]

He's the guy who thinks everyone else is that intimidating, regardless of what they look like or how they behave. And not even from being abused for years, either. No, Phil just plain fears everything for no reason, while lying to the internet about it until the day he dies.

He’s also the guy who no one is going to know he’s dead until the smell gets so bad several weeks later that his neighbor calls the cops for a wellness check and they find him dead on the toilet with Jasper having eaten most of his feet and legs. A Full Elvis.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Man, shame it wasn't during the Halloween marathon. Imagine the same scenario, but with a 40 yo dressed as a muppet. Even better if he decided to bring the cookies with him.

As I said then, if I was the delivery driver for Phil's gorging, I'd bust a gut if that 40yo unshaven ghoul of a man showed up at the door.

I really wish Phil did wander outside during a downpour with his Cookie Monster onesie on. That shit would of absorbed every drop and would of become sodden and weighed Phil down in the street.

Hey, he'd get in an extra workout with that! That's like carrying THREE gallons of milk instead of TWO.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

“Good morning everyone, welcome to the stream. So, turns out when I walked outside in the POURING rain, my ear got wet and now, like, my head is all like stuffy and congested and I feel like utter shit. I’m gonna have to go to the Doctor on my day wife which sucks cause I wanted to spend that time with my family. Please consider supporting the stream cause I can already see the bills coming and really screwing everything up. This sucks man. This was supposed to be a positive, chill stream , but no, the morons at Amazon had to steal my package.”

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

“Good morning everyone, welcome to the stream. So, turns out when I walked outside in the POURING rain, my ear got wet and now, like, my head is all like stuffy and congested and I feel like utter shit. I’m gonna have to go to the Doctor on my day wife which sucks cause I wanted to spend that time with my family. Please consider supporting the stream cause I can already see the bills coming and really screwing everything up. This sucks man. This was supposed to be a positive, chill stream , but no, the morons at Amazon had to steal my package.”

Wait, as part of the rant he said there were cameras everywhere. Shouldn't there be footage of the driver sneaking back with the package?

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Wait, as part of the rant he said there were cameras everywhere. Shouldn't there be footage of the driver sneaking back with the package?

He just says that to deter people from visiting him IRL. Also, Phil assumes that the driver saw the package, knew what was in the box, and just kept it in his truck.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Also, Phil assumes that the driver saw the package, knew what was in the box, and just kept it in his truck.

As if it's standard practice for Amazon / UPS drivers to just hijack packages, they don't give a flying fuck about your gamer gear and bath salts.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Pretty sure the deliver guys scan multiple packages at once and make the rounds. Multiple people in his chat said the same thing including 1 that said they used to work at FedEx.

Of course he ignored the comment.

Thats what I was told when I got the "put in a safe place" delivery update, which I thought was more funny than annoying I remember telling the amazon person. It's in such a safe place I can't find it. The CS rep said the same thing it's kind of a place holder update.

ALERT: Phil restarted his PC.
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This reminds me of what was last year or the year before, when the babaloyn bee reported liberals took down twitter, BB ofc is satire, it got some attention cause Trump retweeted it. That same day dave here tweeted asking if twitter is down cause he wasn'tas many likes or retweets as usual. Could be a coincidence but I mean it's also not a stretch that DSP saw the article or trump tweet and being that person on social media didn't actually read the article or tweet.

Can you imagine some unshaven almost 40 year old man that's dressed like a bum walk around in the rain looking like a lost child, and coming towards your driveway? What a buffoon.

I am interested in why he drew a line at not blaming a neighbor for stealing it which is more likely than the driver doing it.

Actually he said he saw an amazon box on someone else's porch and thought it was his. this entitled fucker thought that he was the only person to get an amazon deliver in his little community.

I mean a normal person would think maybe there's a chance but wouldn't as he put it go "OH C'MON! you have to be kidding me" as soon as they saw a package on someone else's porch. Just like a normal person wouldn't think the driver stole their item and then returned it when they realized who they took it from. Something about how he said amazon contacted the driver and the driver got scared and said "i better return phil's package" like Phil is someone to be feared.

EDIT - you know, it makes it worse that this was made up or at the very least like a ghost movie that's based on a true story, where the true story is, yes there are people living in the town the movie takes place in.

He made up a story where he acts like an entitled asstard who has a massive poop fetish

Oh and I noticed his finance story changed again in a week's time he went from he can't afford any games to he needs people to give him amazon credit to get the GTA trilogy to he's going to buy the pass for halo and the game when it comes out also he pays for amazon prime.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

As if it's standard practice for Amazon / UPS drivers to just hijack packages, they don't give a flying fuck about your gamer gear and bath salts.

If it was an actually expensive piece of equipment like a brand new console, maybe you could give Phil the benefit of the doubt for being worried about it arriving safely.
But the fact that he’d think someone would swipe this somewhat obscure piece of crap speaks volumes to what a petty, paranoid, and self-centered douche he is.
I truly will never understand how any of his fans can stomach what he says, and I don’t want to.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I am interested in why he drew a line at not blaming a neighbor for stealing it which is more likely than the driver doing it.

If I had to guess about the whole situation I'd say the driver delivered it to the wrong house and one of his neighbors noticed it wasn't theirs and put it on DSP's doorstep for him. That explains why it showed up later.

That's assuming DSP didn't just not notice the package the first time he went out to look which is also very likely.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

The headphones were a break from his routine and probably the most exciting thing that's happened to him in months.

However you feel about the vaccine this is proof positive he never got it, because it would have been the subject of an mythopoetic epic longer than the Odyssey.

 

[Lady Adjani]

If it was an actually expensive piece of equipment like a brand new console, maybe you could give Phil the benefit of the doubt for being worried about it arriving safely.
But the fact that he’d think someone would swipe this somewhat obscure piece of crap speaks volumes to what a petty, paranoid, and self-centered douche he is.
I truly will never understand how any of his fans can stomach what he says, and I don’t want to.

Nobody is going to risk their job over a video game console and even if they did (which they won't) you - as the customer, are guaranteed a replacement or a full refund. Leave it to Dave to create drama out of thin air.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

EDIT - you know, it makes it worse that this was made up or at the very least like a ghost movie that's based on a true story, where the true story is, yes there are people living in the town the movie takes place in.

He made up a story where he acts like an entitled asstard who has a massive poop fetish

Oh and I noticed his finance story changed again in a week's time he went from he can't afford any games to he needs people to give him amazon credit to get the GTA trilogy to he's going to buy the pass for halo and the game when it comes out also he pays for amazon prime.

For the past year he's been deperately trying to transition away from being a video game streamer to an "on-air personality." Never-ending monologues about inane shit, exaggerated or just made up tales of whoa, etc.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Gotta remember that he's a bitch in person and would not ever confront anyone directly. There's a reason he didn't answer the door when the delivery person showed up. 100% pure Italian Polish bitchmade, he is.

True. He is a sneaky male Karen (Clive?) who will make some lame anon complaint to "the manager". Pity, cos it would be great to see him get his shit pushed in.

 

[Optimus Prime]

He’s also the guy who no one is going to know he’s dead until the smell gets so bad several weeks later that his neighbor calls the cops for a wellness check and they find him dead on the toilet with Jasper having eaten most of his feet and legs. A Full Elvis.

I disagree, this is the son of a bitch who we know only streams more out sheer psychological dependence to fund his addictions to mobile gaming and as an excuse for why he doesn't have a job. Sure he has one day off, but under normal circumstances if this petri dish of sentient gout actually misses a stream and there isn't some bullshit excuse on Twitter within 24 hours of the missed stream start time, everybody is going to wonder what the fuck is going on.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Nobody is going to risk their job over a video game console

Well...are you familiar with the tale of Phillip and his employee discount at Best Buy?

Because our very own Phillip did risk his job over a video games consol, and got duely fired