Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kermit Jizz]

TBH, I was really sad when Terry passed. When Jack's day comes I won't give a fuck about in the same way I don't care about fucktards like Lowtax.

The saddest thing about Jack's death will be this thread dying too.

 

[Compositesludge]

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You're gonna buy them because they're cheap and you can gorge yourself on them? You could have bought them before, Jack.

Back when I was going through grad school and was a lot less health conscious than I was, I'd eat two of these in the morning most mornings because I was too lazy to cook/eat anything else. I got a phone call from my supervisor and didn't immediately stuff them in my mouth upon getting home. I came back to them ten minutes later to find that their grease had soaked through their wrapping and the bag to leave a small grease stain on my table. Still can't really look at them.

How many do you think Jack will get and eat? I'm gonna say five.

 

[stets]

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Probably got recalled because of lead or some other ridiculous problem because it’s cheap chinese crap off of Amazon. But I digress.

This is probably something that was actually sent to him, along with the shitty smokeless grills and possibly the last crappy knife set. It's all literal garbage. Some fly-by-night Chinese company will send him crap so that there's something English language on YouTube on the off chance someone searches for it.

Jack, mr. pro-America, is being used by shady Chinese companies and helping them foist poor quality garbage on American consumers. He's just a stupid rube who will trade his dignity for a garbage product to them. What a tool. I'm not at all surprised that the company vaporized by the time Jack got around to reviewing it.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

The saddest thing about Jack's death will be this thread dying too.

Much like MovieBob has his idiot brother Chris Jack has Junior to give us entertainment once daddy dearest has finally gone to that big smoker in Hell. Yeah, if there is an afterlife Jack's going to Hell.

 

[Aaway]

 

[rubytintedchix]

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Yeah right. Like Jack wouldn’t turn up a special for a McRib or a glazed donut. Who does this fat faggot think he’s kidding (with respect to @AnOminous)

 

[stets]

The saddest thing about Jack's death will be this thread dying too.

If Jack croaks, Junior will eventually sperg out even more than he already has and continue the lolcow legacy.

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That's rich. Jack's five most recent retweets were about McDonalds, Wendy's, Wendy's, Popeye's, and Chik-fil-a. The only content he promotes other than his own is junk food from large international food conglomerates.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

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He has the thought process of a child.
“why cheap thing cheap, why not expensive thing cheap? that no fair mommy wife”

 

[Tiresome]

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Probably got recalled because of lead or some other ridiculous problem because it’s cheap chinese crap off of Amazon. But I digress.

Good christ this looks like some aged chef's flashback to the shittiest kitchenware of the 70s. They're aesthetically horrifying. So, perfect for Jack.

 

[Fatty2988]

I think this is the exact match https://m.aliexpress.com/item/4001043002317.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail

$73 for some cheap made in China shit. Jack is truly exceptional. They do carry the brand 'cate maker' on Amazon so it's possible mushbran bought them there and Amazon pulled them.
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[Kermit Jizz]

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You ever see really shit marketing schemes and ask "what absolute moron would fall for this"? Jack and people like Jack apparently.

Jack is too stupid to realize that chains that constantly have "special" deals are just marking their food up before the discount. He is the idiot that falls for the triple the price then give a 50% discount scam.

 

[wdymbro]

I think this is the exact match https://m.aliexpress.com/item/4001043002317.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail

$73 for some cheap made in China shit. Jack is truly exceptional. They do carry the brand 'cate maker' on Amazon so it's possible mushbran bought them there and Amazon pulled them.
amazon link

Stuff like this is frequently marked down as a "Warehouse Deal" or whatever it's called when someone returns it but it's inspected to be good enough to re-sell. Jack was probably browsing Amazon and saw this "amazing deal" and bought it on a whim, making it into a video so he could explain to Tammy why he bought more pots and pans. That's why he can't find it anywhere. He knows what he did.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Yeah right. Like Jack wouldn’t turn up a special for a McRib or a glazed donut. Who does this fat faggot think he’s kidding (with respect to @AnOminous)

He'd show up faster if the MCRib was served in a Glazed Donut.

 

[AnOminous]

It's always a good day when Rob blesses us with a new video. It's so refreshing to see Rob respectively tasting the sauces with a clean spoon, rather than dipping his fingers into the jar like Fatty did with the 1 cent Kroger sauce.

I love how so much of his mockery is completely nonverbal, so Strokebrain is too dumb to even notice it.

He mentioned the hot BBQ being like jelly which was a big complaint about it. He made sure the chicken was at the right temperature. And of course that nobody else has reviewed it.

I like how even given these ingredients, and without doing anything particularly fancy, he produces edible results even with jacksauce, while subtly dunking on Jack the entire time.

Might this also explain his fascination with monk fruit? If all he has is the most basic sense of taste left on his tongue.

I'm pretty sure the olfactory/taste part of his brain is severely damaged from his strokes, which must suck when all you live for is food. If he wasn't such a piece of shit I'd feel sorry for him.

With Jack's lack of even the most basic knowledge he would even fail as a burger flipper at Mc D's.

Jack couldn't even be a short order or a prep cook because restaurants have absolutely zero patience for a moron completely incapable of learning even the simplest thing. You pretty much have a day in a restaurant gig to pick up how to do a task and you're gone if you can't.

Considering he can't even cook meat, after 14 years of failure, he wouldn't have made it a week even if they tried giving him the most moron simple tasks and switching him to something even simpler when he failed.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

A search for "octagonal cooking pot" on Aliexpress shows results of a similar pot from renowned cookware purveyors such as "Shop4612006 Store", "Life Worry-Free Store" and "Shop 5370134 Store".

Jack can "no longer find these pans anywhere in the universe" because plenty of Alibaba/Aliexpress vendors put up a seller front, offload as much cheap scrap iron cookware onto brain-damaged Americans as they can within a couple of weeks, shut down the front before they get return/refund requests and move on to the next GenericName#483883 seller profile.

Even if they went completely off the market, what is the fucking reason to test them to begin with? They're cheap pan sets and will do their job like all the other pans and knife sets Jack has "tested" over the years.
It's a lazy way to generate clicks for his dead channel, that's the reason.

Back when I was going through grad school and was a lot less health conscious than I was, I'd eat two of these in the morning most mornings because I was too lazy to cook/eat anything else. I got a phone call from my supervisor and didn't immediately stuff them in my mouth upon getting home. I came back to them ten minutes later to find that their grease had soaked through their wrapping and the bag to leave a small grease stain on my table. Still can't really look at them.

How many do you think Jack will get and eat? I'm gonna say five.

Five? Jack? Nah, start counting at least at 10. These things are not big so I go with at least 10 if not even 12 or more.

 

[boxybum]

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You're gonna buy them because they're cheap and you can gorge yourself on them? You could have bought them before, Jack.

I used to work at mcdonalds a long time ago. When I worked there I found out the actual prices for the food because we had to count the waste at the end of the day. These cost mcdonalds around 19¢ to make and they sell them for over $3. Most of mcdonalds food only costs them pennies to produce. Jack thinks he is getting a great deal when really it is barely a discount on already dirt cheap food.

 

[Buck Mullet]

"I don't eat these, but since they are being sold cheap on one particular day I will get some because that's cool..." WTF kind of logic is that? You can go to the grocery store and get practically the same thing and make it yourself for less per sandwich, or buy frozen ones for not much more. And personally any time I see an ad for some item being sold at a throwback price like that my reaction is NOT to go. It's literally shit you can get any other time without dealing with a long line of consooooomers making a fast food place an even more hellish place to work at that day.

 

[Aaway]

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You're gonna buy them because they're cheap and you can gorge yourself on them? You could have bought them before, Jack.

"honey, can we just order 5 of these so i can see how big they are?" - something jack would probably say

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

"honey, can we just order 5 of these so i can see how big they are?" - something jack would probably say

What are the chances this fat sack of shit has already called down to the nearest McD’s to try and find out if there’s a limit on this deal?
I can easily envision the first, than probably a second person/manager not knowing the answer … just imagine how that conversation would go

 

[LordofCringe7206]

What are the chances this fat sack of shit has already called down to the nearest McD’s to try and find out if there’s a limit on this deal?
I can easily envision the first, than probably a second person/manager not knowing the answer … just imagine how that conversation would go

The amazing thing is you could make these at home for less than what you would pay for them at McDonald's. And you would be able to have breakfast for several mornings instead of just one.