DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[KingjadVCMP]

So I made another DSP video. Kinda interesting to look at how things balanced each month.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

did I have a DarkSydeStroke or did I just witness a grown ass machur adult nearing middle age just have a tantrum cause of the games selected for some meaningless for shits and giggles GOTY awards show no one will remember on December 10th weren't the games HE wanted them to pick then go on some insane sperg about liking last of us 2 was a SJW movement but he also liked it but hated it?

I see this ending like that scene in Scanners when the dude's head explodes just no micheal ironside just phil starts saying "Me" repeatedly till it turns into a high pitch whine and POP goes the detractor condo.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

And it's obvious he pays negative attention to the uploads with how often he refuses to check them, given he can't be bothered to make sure they upload in order. It'd be ridiculous if anyone else did it once but with Phil it's par for the course.

Dood, they're in order. You just have to use the playlist to navigate the playthroughs, nudnik!

(I seriously recall him saying this when someone brought this whole issue up recently.)

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Also you can make out his body shape despite the black shirt and he is fat

Those lunch lady arms are going to haunt him.

 

[Elescondido]

did I have a DarkSydeStroke or did I just witness a grown ass machur adult nearing middle age just have a tantrum cause of the games selected for some meaningless for shits and giggles GOTY awards show no one will remember on December 10th weren't the games HE wanted them to pick then go on some insane sperg about liking last of us 2 was a SJW movement but he also liked it but hated it?

I see this ending like that scene in Scanners when the dude's head explodes just no micheal ironside just phil starts saying "Me" repeatedly till it turns into a high pitch whine and POP goes the detractor condo.

I wish TLOU2 would've had manxman gay sex scenes...... just to know how he would react

 

[Pepper Jack]

Phil is wearing the neck phones, pigler hat, and gold vest and looks like he has a date at The Blue Oyster after the stream. They have a great salad bar.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Phil is wearing the neck phones, pigler hat, and gold vest and looks like he has a date at The Blue Oyster after the stream. They have a great salad bar.

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lmao he's even wearing his Nazi chapeau at a lil jaunty, foppish angle

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Midstream update:

Total tip: $156

Top tip: GutsmanGuy ($129)

Members: 285

Whales are up early today

Six70Two is desperate to handhold Phil

Derich is overflown with autism

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Phil is wearing the neck phones, pigler hat, and gold vest and looks like he has a date at The Blue Oyster after the stream. They have a great salad bar.

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Very apt that I just threw this together:

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

lmao he's even wearing his Nazi chapeau at a lil jaunty, foppish angle

Sassy.

 

[capefear56]

Very apt that I just threw this together:

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GIVE YOUR LOVE TO A COWBOY MAN

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This is the face of a man who did nothing wrong, doesn't engage in hypocrisy, and totally doesn't engage in drama talk.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Total tip: $156

Top tip: GutsmanGuy ($129)

What a very successful business you have there, pigroach.

He really can't dodge that one either, because even though his real sense of "success" is "Did I get to whale out on Champions today?", that's not what everyone is supposed to think. There's a reason he said we were mad last year during the vest streak because it meant he was successful. From an outsider's perspective, it's hard to look at a streamer netting no less than $200 a day as a failure, especially with the number of viewers Phil has been getting for years now. No denying that.

But now he doesn't have that, and everything has been laid bare as a result. There's no hiding what keeps him streaming anymore, it's obviously an addiction mixed with a need to "win" against a bunch of dickweeds like us. Not to mention, what would Phil do with that time? Squirting a tiny bit of water on himself is a big event, he clearly doesn't have shit in his life without the stream, and bizarrely doesn't seem to want to.

That's one puzzle I can't figure out, why he doesn't seek any hobbies besides gacha, gin, wrestling, and ranting about shit that makes it obvious how deliberately small his world is. Food doesn't count, because he doesn't cook it, he just genuinely likes it and therefore doesn't get pissy when asked about it, unlike the things he's supposed to be doing a better job of pretending to be into, like video games.

This is why I'm starting to think he streams to get his mom off his back about not having a job, because he sure fucking acts like a little kid trying to justify his preferred lifestyle to somebody who has the authority to take it away from him should they see fit, even though Linda isn't in that position. Would explain why he dresses up what he does with terms like "video on demand". We know how much people live in his head while being nowhere near him, why not the woman who combed his hair in high school and did his laundry for him in his twenties?

 

[Elescondido]

Midstream update:

Total tip: $156

Top tip: GutsmanGuy ($129)

Members: 285

Whales are up early today

Six70Two is desperate to handhold Phil

Derich is overflown with autism

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So whats the current of theory of why Phil doesnt blow up at derich?
the only thing he does is derail the stream

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

This is the face of a man who did nothing wrong, doesn't engage in hypocrisy, and totally doesn't engage in drama talk.
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What's with the smug pinchable face he constantly does?

Seriously he just seems like an asshole all the time.

Maybe he roleplays as one and that's where all his scat jokes come from? See what I did there.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

So whats the current of theory of why Phil doesnt blow up at derich?
the only thing he does is derail the stream

I think it's because Phil knows Derich is a denthead, and knows that most of his fanbase consists of Autism Speaks representatives, and it would out him as the scumbag he truly is.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I think it's because Phil knows Derich is a denthead, and knows that most of his fanbase consists of Autism Speaks representatives, and it would out him as the scumbag he truly is.

Plus there is always the possibility that Derich steals his mom's credit card again to give Phil that big tip he needs

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

What's with the smug pinchable face he constantly does?

Seriously he just seems like an asshole all the time.

Maybe he roleplays as one and that's where all his scat jokes come from? See what I did there.

Watching Forbidden Math's video, you can obviously tell he relishes this sort of "holier than thou" take of his, spreading the word to the masses. Careful with that head tilt, Phil. You might fall over from being unable to balance the weight of your fat head.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

This is the face of a man who did nothing wrong, doesn't engage in hypocrisy, and totally doesn't engage in drama talk.
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I may be going crazy, but I swear the tilt on his mouth is getting more noticeable no matter his expression. It definitely didn't used to be there, I've seen enough footage from years past to know that. I know it wasn't literally a stroke, his face would look worse if it was. It's something up with his mouth specifically, I just have no idea what.

My best guess at this point is that like everything else about him, it's a lack of care leading to an issue that just gets worse. Sort of like how he manages to get worse at playing games despite the amount of hours he has spent on them, because he doesn't care to improve.

So whats the current of theory of why Phil doesnt blow up at derich?
the only thing he does is derail the stream

I seem to recall he once instructed his mods on the Discord that totally didn't exist to handle someone with kids gloves because they were autistic. That could perhaps be the case here as well, he doesn't want to be seen blowing up at a similar person.

Thing is, that doesn't jive with how he berates his other viewers, seeings how they're not exactly any better, and should therefore command special treatment too. It could be that Phil only does it with ADMITTED troglodytes, because I don't think ALL the tards accept what they see in the mirror, you know?

@TheGreatWhiteNorth Phil's insecurity is so powerful that he probably needs his fix of faking superiority over others as much as he needs his fix of whaling out on Champions. He was like that as a young man, clearly, and becoming a living meme has only made it worse.

It's also why I don't mind his smug looks, because I know what's underneath it, and it makes me laugh. Every time he gets all proud, I picture him getting confronted by Jaha, or being told by a neighbor to STFU, or waiting until a scary delivery driver left the area before leaving his smelly condo. He HAS to fake it, because he's a bigger pussy than the one he didn't feel like fucking back when he had Leanna in his life

 

[WolverineGuy22]

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Playing music and taking breaks counts as part of the work day now. I should tell my boss.

"I'll get those reports to you later, sir. I'm still on pre-shift for another 40 minutes, then we have to rehash my schedule for next week one more time. After that, I will take a break to eat a dry bagel in the break room and use the restroom. Then I hope you're ready for 2 hours of chill work!"