🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 45.8%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.2%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 52 44.1%

  • Total voters
    118
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Also - that fucking chin. When the conservative tranny hoe grift doesn't pan out nigga can easily transition to a backhoe.
 
i wanted it pointed out that ralph literally said he didnt care if people fucked 16 year old prostitutes since he sees it as her just being a voluntary slut not worthy of protection so he really doesnt believe in aoc. so any jokes about him not seeing her as too young are literally true.

edit well now we know why his chomo fans stuck by him. #ralphacelsrapekids grooming kids to the right wing
 
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>Has whats pretty much a top spec pc, still buys a ps5?! Like for people who don't speak computer Ralph spent like proably around 2-4k. Depending on if he bought when the markets was at its hottest which he almost certainly did.

Anyone wanna game with THE Ralphamale and Gator? Add him on steam!
In case this wasn't corrected, Ralph was gifted his PS5 by some fan (can't recall his name right now) but he didn't pay for it.

EDIT: I want to say the user who bought him his PS5 is LordOdin but I'm not 100% sure.
 
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Just lovely. Ralph's degeneracy is like a big mongoloid filter. Every time Ralph does something like throw a giant tantrum or perv on a 16 year old going through what is likely one of the worst weeks in her life, the filter gets a little bit smaller. Then one other idiot falls through and he is left with even a purer stock.

Just imagine my friends, what will Ralph's groupies look like when he gets down to 50, 30, 10?

On the subject of him definitely not running a red light, Ralph's story is that he turned left on a green light instead of an arrow, which is an immensely retarded thing to do if there's a fucking car coming down the opposite lane. Anyone who has driven for more than a week knows that when there's a big green light, oncoming traffic has the right away. Sure there's the chance his pig-silted eyes mistook a big green circle for an arrow but I find that very unlikely.

If Ralph already had a green light he would know that an arrow wasn't there unless he was seething at his phone, which might as well be his dumb ass running a red light. It's pretty much impossible to happen if he was waiting for a red light to turn green in a turn lane because the sequence always goes red light>green arrow>green light. My point is, Ralph is a retard that stares at his phone while driving and needs to have his license pulled.
 
She looks rough for 16, but its understandable cause she is witnessing a show trial involving her big brother.

An important thing to check is how good looking is the mother cause she will look like her mother in 20 years.

Also I wonder who the so called "lolcow" sperging on Poast could possibly be?

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Thirsting after 16-year-old girls, how gross and immoral. That should be the age of your child by now if you were the "upstanding traditional Christian" you try to roleplay as, Ralph.

That girl is probably going through the worst phase of her life and here's Ralph spanking his pine needle masturbating profusely. Around Ralph, hide your daughters.

She. Is. 16.
You're (more than) DOUBLE her age!
 
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'self proclaimed mother'
Does this idiot even know what he's saying?
- Faith considers herself the mother but he speculates about it. He's trying to make her feel like he does when she won't name him as father. It's to hurt her.
- He wrote to Faith's attorney to ask for Faith to voluntarily declare that Ralph is the father without him having to do or pay for anything
- Ralph doesn't think she'll do it
 
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'self proclaimed mother'
Does this idiot even know what he's saying?
lolololol self proclaimed mother. What a fucking retard.
They never claimed to be eager to work things out. They've just said you haven't done shit to actually be a father. You're just using it for victim points.

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Horse face pedo is just as bit as vile and dumb as Ralph. Match made in hell.
 
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