You know, I think Kevin might have found the best haircut for himself. Not that it looks
good in any way, it's more that it's so clearly not a woman's hairstyle and is just a weird grungy man with long hair. He ticks the "long hair gender euphoria" box but dodges the offness that comes when someone like him is
actually trying to look like a woman.
People have observed before that the tranchers should give wearing wigs a go, so I photoshopped some wigs onto him.
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I mean at least the last one might help him win back Neck from Wedge, but otherwise he just kinda looks worse in any sort of feminine hairstyle because it highlights he's a man in a wig.