Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

TurdFondler said:
Anyone who offered to fix the forums for free was too re.tarded to actually be able to do it. All those free offers were compsci 101 kids or fedora Lords with dunning Kruger.
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Nah I'm sure they were L33T HAX0RZ who took at least Computer Science III and totally knew what they were talking about. 😁

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Sabrina said:
Yeah and in some of his last messages to his paypigs he's complaining about not being able to get a job, and in the recent past saying that goons were tattling on him to every place he applied. That or the hiring departments are just looking him up, and are probably aware of him already. You know he was only applying to video game/internet journalism and both things are likely.
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Last stuff I remember was him getting booted off a video game kickstarter where he was a writer, and then his Youtube account got shadowbanned for no particular reason. So yeah the troons were definitely out for blood, and wouldn't you know it a bunch of them work in game dev and tech.

It's rather ironic that troons continually accuse KF of harassing trannies until they 41% themselves but it's Lowtax's brains on the ground right now.
 
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eternal dog mongler said:
It's rather ironic that troons continually accuse KF of harassing trannies until they 41% themselves but it's Lowtax's brains on the ground right now.
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Nobody forced Lowtax to purposely squander hundreds of thousands of dollars, some of which his ex-wife would be entitled to after divorce proceedings. He could have saved the SA sale money to pay off the Leaf and invested the rest or just lived a middle class lifestyle for a year or two off of it before getting hired and immediately fired from wagie jobs. He chose tranny hookers, drugs, and ludicrously expensive mediocre food. Eventually that led to suck starting one of his meme guns when the bill came due.
 
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break these cuffs said:
Nobody forced Lowtax to purposely squander hundreds of thousands of dollars, some of which his ex-wife would be entitled to after divorce proceedings. He could have saved the SA sale money to pay off the Leaf and invested the rest or just lived a middle class lifestyle for a year or two off of it before getting hired and immediately fired from wagie jobs. He chose tranny hookers, drugs, and ludicrously expensive mediocre food. Eventually that led to suck starting one of his meme guns when the bill came due.
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That's what makes his suicide funny. It was so self-righteous, and yet, he had absolutely nothing to be self-righteous about, since he was a total piece of shit.
 
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break these cuffs said:
Nobody forced Lowtax to purposely squander hundreds of thousands of dollars, some of which his ex-wife would be entitled to after divorce proceedings. He could have saved the SA sale money to pay off the Leaf and invested the rest or just lived a middle class lifestyle for a year or two off of it before getting hired and immediately fired from wagie jobs. He chose tranny hookers, drugs, and ludicrously expensive mediocre food. Eventually that led to suck starting one of his meme guns when the bill came due.
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He was an addict given way too much money for doing nothing productive. I'm not sure how this could have ended any differently.
 
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GoofTroop70 said:
I'd be lying if I didn't feel complicit in this and wish I didn't dig so hard re the tranny shit bc you know he watched this. What a shame for the kids.
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Do you actually think Lowtax cared about the tranny photo shoot dox? He shot himself immediately after getting the divorce judgement, not after his tranny photo shoot was outed.
 
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GoofTroop70 said:
I'd be lying if I didn't feel complicit in this and wish I didn't dig so hard re the tranny shit bc you know he watched this. What a shame for the kids.
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Lowtax doesn't have that level of shame.

He didn't kill himself when he was forced from his own forums, he didn't do it when he was outed as an abuser three or four times over (every wife, fiancée, and Logan) and being rude to his kids.

He didn't kill himself when Shmorky was outed as a huge sex pervert or when Lowtax was shown to be a horrible father. He didn't kill himself when anything bad happened to him - over the course of nearly 20 years.

He only killed himself because the party was over. He would still be alive if he was making $2,000,000/year for doing nothing but abusing pills and eating expensive cookies. He only sold the website to keep the ride going for a few more months.
 
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City Name Sports Team was such a good idea. I really wanted some of the merch as a teen but even as a smooth brained mongoloid teen goon I couldn't shell out for merch that bad.

If he had actually tried to ape a sports design and had more than just shitty shirts it could have become a minor internet phenomenon.
 
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