Skitzocow Lynn Ann - Columbine Fangirl


This might be the first lolcow who's actually unnerved me. I feel unsafe.
That unblinking thousand-yard-stare combined with the constant smile and bad lip fillers talking about mass murder is...creepy.

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Irony.
 
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Le Bateleur said:
We went 36 whole posts before somebody posted about her sexual attractiveness and even then it was Sneasel, whose other erotic proclivity is Chandlercest.
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If you manage to think about sex while looking at that face, you probably have a DeviantArt account full of horrific fetish art.
 
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The dumbest thing about these fangirls is they're fetishizing mass murder.

The only reason they care at all about these killers is because they killed people, but these morons claim they love them because they feel the killers are "misunderstood." That's just bullcrap.
I'm willing to bet that if these girls had met their idols pre-rampage, they'd have no interest at all, and would probably be creeped out by them.
 
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I've seen a few Columbine fangirls here and there on tumblr, some making an entire blog dedicated to Harris and Klebold, none have gone as far as to making a fucking body pillow of one of the shooters, though.
I really can't tell if she's legit, I'm hoping that isn't the case. (:_(
 
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Jaiman said:
I've seen a few Columbine fangirls here and there on tumblr, some making an entire blog dedicated to Harris and Klebold, none have gone as far as to making a fucking body pillow of one of the shooters, though.
I really can't tell if she's legit, I'm hoping that isn't the case. (:_(
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The amount of effort she put into decorating her house, and constantly updating her facebook for years with statuses about how she loves Eric Harris, not to mention the plastic surgery to make her look like the Joker, either makes her real, or really dedicated to trolling (she would still be a lolcow, just a different type.)

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How does she talk without moving her lips or teeth?
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Well, you see. She actually wears a mask made out of human flesh in order to cover up her disfigurements. It's how she's able to talk without any muscle movement.
 
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The amount of effort she put into decorating her house, and constantly updating her facebook for years with statuses about how she loves Eric Harris, not to mention the plastic surgery to make her look like the Joker, either makes her real, or really dedicated to trolling (she would still be a lolcow, just a different type.)
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Her first vid was posted 9 months ago.
She has also disabled comments on the vids.

It looks like her ut comments go back 2 years tho.
 
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Edgy edgelord has some edges. I kinda imagine she was probably the quirky girl at school who did weird shit for attention but didn't get the desired type of attention so she just kinda upped the weirdness game until she reached full blown hyper-weird. I just imagine that anybody in her company is subjected to literally constant talking all at a single pitch and tempo with barely a pause for breath. Here's betting that at some point she'll find a tall skinny beta guy who will go out with her in a heartbeat just for pussy he doesn't have to lift a fat roll to find. Within a month access to that pussy will be governed by how much like Eric Harris he dresses, acts and looks. This one might be worth watching because if we make her mad it'll be one hell of a ride.
 
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Ok, I just mentioned this lady to my coworker, who is from Germany. I commented on how fucked up it was that people like this exist, and naturally, she had a story to top it.

Her uncle used to work maintainance at a concentration camp museum. They have to hire all-night security guards there because people keep breaking in to have sex in the hospital, where hideous human experiments were conducted, and at the site of the crematorium.

Fuck humanity.
 
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Kataomoi00 said:
I don't want to believe that this is real... I really, really don't want to believe that this is real... :c

Regarding someone mentioning that she may snap and go on a similar rampage as the shooters: Personally, I highly doubt that. From what I remember from the shootings, and please correct me if I'm wrong, friends bought Dylan and Eric the guns. I honestly doubt that this lady has anyone who is willing to buy a gun for her without being a little suspicious. I'd also doubt that any gun owner would willingly sell a gun to a lady wearing an Eric Harris necklace without being the least bit suspicious about what that gun would be used for.

Basically, this lady's crazy, extremely crazy, but thankfully I don't think she'd be able to pull off a massive shooting in the future.

I still wish this was some elaborate, sick joke though...(:_(
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They had other people buy them guns because they were underaged. There's nothing I see stopping this lady from buying her own boomsticks.

Side note: two people were involved with 'straw purchasing' the guns for Dylan and Eric, and only 1 got convicted with jail time. The one who got off was a woman.
 
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