TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Pokemonquistador2 said:
TFW you realize that Lowtax is more of a man than Spoony will ever be. He A. Had sex, B. Had children, C. Created an influential website, D. Got rich, E. Married Twice, Offed himself instead of dragging out his miserable existence so he could Crypost and eat tendies in his parent's house. When the bar is set that low, and you refuse to do anything but lay beside it like a sack of garbage, you really are a waste of resources. The least Spoony could do was work at a soup kitchen so that somebody could benefit from his continued existence...
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There's a Virgin Spoony vs Chad Lowtax meme in there somewhere. I can't into art, but something like:

The Virgin SpoonyThe Chad Lowtax
Greasy, unkempt mopPerfect Jewfro
Perpetually brokeHad thousands of goons fund his millionaire lifestyle in return for literally nothing
Passionate about the quality of stupid X-Com gamesPassionate about gourmet pies
Thinks he's the smartest guy aliveKnew that the internet makes you stupid
Scared of firearmsOwned a cool and fashionable 5-7
Can't even play the prologue for Fallout 2World-renowned Dontrel the Dolphin speedrunner
Into dorky hobbies like D&DInto cool hobbies like tranny hookers, cocaine and fast cars
Pretends to have medical conditions for pityPretended to have medical conditions to get prescriptions for powerful drugs
Only ever had sex with two ugly womenBanged thots, trannies, hookers and tranny thot hookers
Whines about his problemsDenied having any problems at all
Will die forgottenDied leaving three traumatised children, two ex-wives and owing $100,000 in taxes
Complains endlessly about how hopeless his life isDid something about it

Person Man said:
The amount of morbidly obese women that I've seen claiming to "actually suffer from anorexia" is staggeringly far from zero.

No. I don't know how that work.
No, they never explained themselves.
It's your responsibility to "educate yourself" and figure out how it makes sense. Now shut up and let her get away with blatant lies.

We need to find a word for that thing where you are shocked, but not surprised. Because I'll need that if WH ever claims to actually have anorexia.
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It's simple. Anorexics look in the mirror and think they look fat, and so do hambeasts.
 
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Spunt said:
There's a Virgin Spoony vs Chad Lowtax meme in there somewhere. I can't into art, but something like
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I can't either, but I tried.
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Person Man said:
The amount of morbidly obese women that I've seen claiming to "actually suffer from anorexia" is staggeringly far from zero.

No. I don't know how that work.
No, they never explained themselves.
It's your responsibility to "educate yourself" and figure out how it makes sense. Now shut up and let her get away with blatant lies.

We need to find a word for that thing where you are shocked, but not surprised. Because I'll need that if WH ever claims to actually have anorexia.
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Tess Holliday [who is probably a lolcow herself] made the landwhales have anorexia a thing.
 
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JohnMc said:
Tess Holliday [who is probably a lolcow herself] made the landwhales have anorexia a thing.
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I thought it was a LARP. Camgirls like to stream games/dance while showing off her breasts in different costumes.

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But no: Tess expects us to believe she has anorexia. Not an unspecified eating disorder. Anorexia. All she's done is piss off people on both sides of the issue. Advocates for fat positivity, and women who struggle with that illness.
 
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JamesFargo said:
I thought it was a LARP. Camgirls like to stream games/dance while showing off her breasts in different costumes.
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But no. Tess expects us to believe she has anorexia. Not an unspecified eating disorder. Anorexia. All she's done is piss off people on both sides of the debate. Advocates for fat positivity, and people who struggle with the condition. All for a jab at fame.
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She claims she has anorexia so she can tell anyone saying she should less that she can't because "anorexia", and she can eat whatever she wants for her "recovery".

It's a win-win for her deadly addiction.
 
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Jack Awful said:
She claims she has anorexia so she can tell anyone saying she should less that she can't
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Tess is that girl from high school you still follow on social media. She aspires to be an influencer, but is perpetually stuck on that lonely path; just so she can track engagement of people who "Like" seeing her wear Burberry or some shit.
 
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Tess is that girl from high school you still follow on social media. She aspires to be an influencer, but is perpetually stuck on that lonely path; just so she can track engagement of people who "Like" them wearing Burberry or some shit.
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Off-topic as this is it made me think of Nikki Blonsky.

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Theory: Spoony died years ago and is being Weekend at Bernie's'd (or Ruth Bader Ginsburged, for a reference younger folks would get). The times he "streams" and talks is just someone with a sound board, while his body is in a chair and occasionally poked with a stick to simulate movement. He's done little more than a corpse, and looks like one too. He's even decomposing like an old dead body. April left him not knowing this. "Noah, all you do is lay around, silently, unmoving, as flies and maggots swarm around you! Why won't you say anything to me, even when I make love to you!?" Prove me wrong.
 
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JamesFargo said:
I thought it was a LARP. Camgirls like to stream games/dance while showing off her breasts in different costumes.
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But no. Tess expects us to believe she has anorexia. Not an unspecified eating disorder. Anorexia. All she's done is piss off people on both sides of the debate. Advocates for fat positivity, and people who struggle with the condition. All for a jab at fame.
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Yeah, its crazy what lengths she goes to to defend her obesity. Sadly it seems to be a profitable grift for her.
 
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mlanguishi said:
Another day's work done for the warthog..

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I'm kinda curious to see if her kidney issue will be nothing as usual. She does seem to have all the "sicknesses" like her lord spoony.
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I think she might be infected with the T-Virus since she can barely go a day without mentioning how her fat ass is starving.
 
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