Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[TexOffender]

These the two protesters that got arrested?

 

[Matt Damon]

This fucking judge.

 

[thx1138]

I want this thread to at least get to 1488 pages.

 

[Jaimas]

I think I’ll watch a marathon of Lionel Hutz episodes to see what a slightly more competent lawyer would do

You sit your ass down. We're watching Pooh-Bear.

It's a good one, too. Piglet gets lost.

 

[Estolysis]

This judge is like Kyle's grandpa, Kyle listening attentively to his stories. Very wholesome.

 

[St.Davis]

We're getting another grandpa story for some reason. This was endearing at first, but I am getting a little sick of this now.

 

[440088]

GRANPA WHO LET YOU OUT OF THE NURSING HOME

 

[6MillionCoofs]

In the future when the left has won all the current cultural battles and moved on to the next set, people will look back fondly at the days when liberalism was about “letting kids listen to rap and be trans”.

There’s no getting off this wild ride.

Remember when the left was just about us fuckings dogs and kids?

 

[DaBigBopper]

I can't take another day of Mutt posting.

You'll learn to love it like Kyle will.

 

[Allanon]

There was one juror that wanted to come in at 8 AM instead of 9...Thinking it’s going to be a verdict tomorrow.

It's possible that the only way they convinced the hold-out was to say 'we'll release the verdict early morning tomorrow before the protestors get here. They always take a few hours to get here, so we can release the verdict and leave before they arrive'. It's not how things should be decided in legal matters, but I could see it as a viable strategy.

 

[Puff]

I'm pissed. He needs to rule on ANYTHING. Old fuck.

 

[Matt Damon]

Oh yeah, the important part was that I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.

 

[Fougaro]

This fucking judge.

I love him!

 

[mandatorylurk]

The woman who made the joke about the chair was probably the same woman who joked about wanting to show up at 8am. She's probably the university Karen Barnes was talking about.

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These the two protesters that got arrested?

The K in K-on must have stood for Kyle.

 

[WrenchWring]

"Back in the day of slavery, why, I used to break bucks all the time. And those broken bucks built this courthouse with their bare hands."

 

[Don't @ Me]

This is the case that doesn't eeeeend
Yes it goes on and on my frieeeeend
Some lawyers staaaarted trying it, to put a kid in jail
And they'll continue trying it forever just to wail!

 

[That_Guy]

This whole thing is a horrifying spectacular mess. The whole thing depends on understanding how files area altered and what that could change. Nobody involved seems to understand that and apparently doesn't know that they don't know either.

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

Boomer Schroder reminds me of a principal cracking a joke after shitting on you for your behavior/grades. You just laugh to be polite and get on his good side.

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

Yea fuck this, I'm done. Gonna go outside. This is bullshit

 

[440088]

I love him!

low key he likes being on TV lmao.
I'm surprised he hasn't said "shout out to my wife" yet for the cameras hahaha.