Off-Topic I'm Michael Sandell- Ask me almost anything about ADF

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ToroidalBoat said:
I must echo an often asked question - how the hell has Phil managed to survive for 30 years with his profound level of ignorance and horrific self-care?
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A steady stream of one-shot victims who help him with a single crisis before realizing that he's a horrible person and getting the hell away "being blocked by Phil for being a transmisogynistic shitlord" despite doing nothing but saving his sorry ass from his own stupidity.
 
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Also, there are many elderly homeless people who have been homeless for many years (but even they strive and manage to take care of themselves the best they can given their situation)
 
Kind of a general question for @tweaker the cat ... a while back, Phil tried to "fit in" to the group by taking on the username Hispanic_Hitlermobi1e. This led to several chuckles, but my personal favorite was when he acted like he wanted us to know where he was (so that we could kill him or something) and I responded by saying it didn't matter where he was, we were just glad he was safe. This seemed to confuse the fuck out of him.

Did he discuss the H_H personna with you, and did you see him chimp out regarding anything that happened while he was on the Farms?
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
Kind of a general question for @tweaker the cat ... a while back, Phil tried to "fit in" to the group by taking on the username Hispanic_Hitlermobi1e. This led to several chuckles, but my personal favorite was when he acted like he wanted us to know where he was (so that we could kill him or something) and I responded by saying it didn't matter where he was, we were just glad he was safe. This seemed to confuse the fuck out of him.

Did he discuss the H_H personna with you, and did you see him chimp out regarding anything that happened while he was on the Farms?
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There was also that beautiful moment when H_H claimed to be both the mad gamergate gunman that tried to kill phil, and the officer investigating this site to see if we did it. And this was over the course of a few hours too. He couldn't even keep his story straight for even a little while.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
Kind of a general question for @tweaker the cat ... a while back, Phil tried to "fit in" to the group by taking on the username Hispanic_Hitlermobi1e. This led to several chuckles, but my personal favorite was when he acted like he wanted us to know where he was (so that we could kill him or something) and I responded by saying it didn't matter where he was, we were just glad he was safe. This seemed to confuse the fuck out of him.

Did he discuss the H_H personna with you, and did you see him chimp out regarding anything that happened while he was on the Farms?
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No, I didn't know they were on here playing pretend. I thought they came here as themselves.
 
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Maybe has been asked, will delete if redundant.

If you have any knowledge of this: what is causing Phil to suddenly blow up like a baloon? He's never been a skinny person but despite living on the streets he's putting on weight like crazy lately.
 
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SOINCHU said:
Maybe has been asked, will delete if redundant.

If you have any knowledge of this: what is causing Phil to suddenly blow up like a baloon? He's never been a skinny person but despite living on the streets he's putting on weight like crazy lately.
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Water retention. They're not drinking enough water, so their body holds on to every drop. That causes the bloating, is my theory.

Unless that's not how dehydration works, in which case I'm retarded and ignore me.
 
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Tweaker, do you think Phil would eventually reach the level of a back-alley surgery style deal to get his 'parts removed if he is continually denied the right to have them cut off under legal conditions? How serious do you think this is for him; merely another mental construct to try and derive sympathy from an imaginary audience or a genuine case of self-hatred that will eventually demand results no matter how unsafe?
 
tweaker the cat said:
Water retention. They're not drinking enough water, so their body holds on to every drop. That causes the bloating, is my theory.

Unless that's not how dehydration works, in which case I'm retarded and ignore me.
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That's a relatively rare complication of dehydration. Is he having headaches also?
 
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Tweaker, do you think Phil would eventually reach the level of a back-alley surgery style deal to get his 'parts removed if he is continually denied the right to have them cut off under legal conditions? How serious do you think this is for him; merely another mental construct to try and derive sympathy from an imaginary audience or a genuine case of self-hatred that will eventually demand results no matter how unsafe?
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They don't take their hormones even though hormones are readily available to them. They don't bother dressing in female clothing even though they can easily afford it. They never wear makeup, even though, just like the clothes, they could easily afford it. Why should we believe they will go as far as orchiectomy when they can't even bother to try passing?

Inb4 ahuviya takes a screenshot of this comment and cries racism and transmisogyny and makes more empty Facebook threats.
 
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Inb4 ahuviya takes a screenshot of this comment and cries racism and transmisogyny and makes more empty Facebook threats.
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That right there, that is what makes me happy to see the most.
Not only have you stuck around and become part of the community, you've come to fully realize just how hollow, and empty, their threats really are.
And that, is a great step in the right direction, to see that they hold no power over you anymore.
 
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