Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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No way this bitch is reaching 100 pounds, she can try to sweep the binge monster under the rug , but eventually it will come to bite her in the ass. She has in no way been to therapy to control the urges. Enjoy the little bit of weight loss you can get before you plummet back into the 500s crying to your audience again.
 
Spotted the green roses that Wipey bought her! :lit:
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Amber lies. She wants us to believe she was a super popular, head cheerleader, award-winning hip-hop dancer, pot smoking, alcohol drinking, school skipping, valley girl with boys falling at her feet begging her to to date them. When in reality she was fat Amber, that hid in the bathroom to eat, went through the lunch line more than once to get her free lunch. She had as many friends then as she does now, zero.
 
Q: Did up ever get bullied at school because of your weight? (What a stupid, obvious question)
A: I did. For a hot minute there I was known as (air quotes) Fat Amber.

You were 300lb at age 11, your name is Amber. It's not bullying, it's just facts.
How about 'fatuous Amber'? This descriptor would have been a great nod to her vacuous personality, while having nothing to do with her weight, but with the added lol of having 'fat' in the word -
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Bottle uploaded a video on her 'bullied for being fat', and included previous content Amber uploaded, which utterly contradicts Ambers 'take' on past du jour. If you want to be a good liar, you better have a great memory.

Bottle's video -



Ever wonder what happens if you combine polyester patterned like your grandma's sofa, with black net curtains? Now you don't need to, Amber's wearing it. That face. Shexy.

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Her most recent tiktok.
Warning. Don't open the spoiler if you've recently eaten a meal.


Edit - that monstrosity is a Torrid dress, originally $69.50 for Shein quality. The dress is too small for her, polyester blends (the floral part) go overly 'shiny', when over stretched.
Who wore it best?
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November 18th 2013 = 368.0 pounds
November 18th 2021=498.6 pounds
So in her EIGHT year 'weight LOSS journey' Fatty has GAINED 130.6 pounds, Don't forget the 0.6
Absolutely fuckimg ridiculous
There's a line graph buried in here some where that tracks her weight over the years. I'm too lazy to find it but if anybody is turbo sperg enough to dig it up and update it it would be interesting to see the yo-yo'ing over the past two years.
 
Q: Did up ever get bullied at school because of your weight? (What a stupid, obvious question)
A: I did. For a hot minute there I was known as (air quotes) Fat Amber.

You were 300lb at age 11, your name is Amber. It's not bullying, it's just facts.
How about 'fatuous Amber'? This descriptor would have been a great nod to her vacuous personality, while having nothing to do with her weight, but with the added lol of having 'fat' in the word -
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Bottle uploaded a video on her 'bullied for being fat', and included previous content Amber uploaded, which utterly contradicts Ambers 'take' on past du jour. If you want to be a good liar, you better have a great memory.

Bottle's video -

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Ever wonder what happens if you combine polyester patterned like your grandma's sofa, with black net curtains? Now you don't need to, Amber's wearing it. That face. Shexy.

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Her most recent tiktok.
Warning. Don't open the spoiler if you've recently had eaten a meal.
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Edit - that monstrosity is a Torrid dress, originally $69.50 for Shein quality. The dress is too small for her, polyester blends (the floral part) go overly 'shiny', when over stretched.
Who wore it best?
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That is truly awful. Sure Amber you think you're ugly.
Is it just me or is her right breast (the left one in the video) much bigger than her left? Can you get Lymphedema in your breast? Her whole body must be so uneven.
 
There's a line graph buried in here some where that tracks her weight over the years. I'm too lazy to find it but if anybody is turbo sperg enough to dig it up and update it it would be interesting to see the yo-yo'ing over the past two years.

That was my post and I completely forgot about it till you brought it up. Here's the graph for anyone interested;
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I'll have to make a whole new graph to update it, since this one tops out at 500lbs kek.
 
In regards to loose skin, given she's been obese her whole life, it's going to be a horror show. Skin removal isn't cheap either. Fingers crossed she has a spare 20 - 30k to get at least some of that skin removed if she ever does lose the weight.
She probably needs more money than this. I calculated that it would cost $55-$60k for such surgery, but as someone pointed out she could get it done for less. Regardless, most surgeons would do such surgery only if she is less than 250lbs, so she would need to lose about 250 pounds from now. At the rate she is going, it would take years to do. So, that now she is 498 pounds, she is considering skin surgery when the time comes, i.e. never.

Fat Amber should probably be mildly concerned about the damage she has done to her lymphatic system as well.
She could start by having her legs treated with compression bandages, but no.

Basically the longer you've been obese, the higher the risk of permanent, irreversible damage to the lymphatic system. Our Gorl may be stuck with that pendulous mass of fluid between her legs and I love that for her.
Lymphodema cannot be cured but can be managed. She could do it now.
 
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November 18th 2013 = 368.0 pounds
November 18th 2021=498.6 pounds
So in her EIGHT year 'weight LOSS journey' Fatty has GAINED 130.6 pounds, Don't forget the 0.6
Absolutely fuckimg ridiculous
That .6 is the most important part. It is VITAL that it gets said... as if we're weighing a newborn and not a half-ton planet.
 
That is truly awful. Sure Amber you think you're ugly.
Is it just me or is her right breast (the left one in the video) much bigger than her left? Can you get Lymphedema in your breast?
Fat tries to just shove itself anywhere when your ambers size. Its most likely just fat and not fluid. Poor thing makes a video about embracing loose skin but i dont know how shes gonna feel about the equivalent of a crepe holding onto a golf ball for a titty.
Her whole body must be so uneven.
Completely uneven. The body tries to store it evenly but after a while.... it kinda gives up.
The mystery lump extra titty thing on her side is a complete mystery to me though. That seethrough slip tiktok dance thing she did a while ago was vile and unexpected.
 
She probably needs more money than this. I calculated that it would cost $55-$60k for such surgery, but as someone pointed out she could get it done for less. Regardless, most surgeons would do such surgery only if she is less than 250lbs, so she would need to lose about 250 pounds from now. At the rate she is going, it would take years to do. So, that now she is 498 pounds, she is considering skin surgery when the time comes, i.e. never.

Lymphodema cannot be cured but can be managed. She could do it now.
That's true. There's no point having skin removed when you're going to lose more weight. I imagine her weight would have to drop significantly and be stable for a while for it to be considered.

Apparently a reduction in weight can help reduce the size of lymphadema but yes, it's something that has to be managed. Last time she lost around 70 pounds she mentioned her lymphadema didn't get smaller. I doubt it ever will, even with a low sodium diet and weight loss.

She has fucked her body up completely and there's no going back, even with massive weight loss. Her body will always look like a horror show regardless of her size. This is what happens when you abuse your body for decades with no remorse.
 
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