Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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[King Fructose]

Big Al is not getting weight loss surgery. The only thing she ever gets is fatter.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Hambo liked the sound of the dog treats that were turkey sticks with cheddar cheese flavour. I think this might be another cheat day....

 

[MarvelousMess]

Big Al is not getting weight loss surgery. The only thing she ever gets is fatter.

She’s just trying to copy Alexandra Rodriguez aka Learning to be Fearless who we know she watches…

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Funny how she always sets major health goals right after the new year. Gotta capitalize on that hype through the holidays so she can fuck off and binge in January when it doesn't really matter financially for her.

 

[CeeusBeeus]

Q: Did up ever get bullied at school because of your weight? (What a stupid, obvious question)
A: I did. For a hot minute there I was known as (air quotes) Fat Amber.

You were 300lb at age 11, your name is Amber. It's not bullying, it's just facts.
How about 'fatuous Amber'? This descriptor would have been a great nod to her vacuous personality, while having nothing to do with her weight, but with the added lol of having 'fat' in the word -
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Bottle uploaded a video on her 'bullied for being fat', and included previous content Amber uploaded, which utterly contradicts Ambers 'take' on past du jour. If you want to be a good liar, you better have a great memory.

Bottle's video -

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Ever wonder what happens if you combine polyester patterned like your grandma's sofa, with black net curtains? Now you don't need to, Amber's wearing it. That face. Shexy.

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Her most recent tiktok.
Warning. Don't open the spoiler if you've recently eaten a meal.

Spoiler: Feelin herself lidurally

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Edit - that monstrosity is a Torrid dress, originally $69.50 for Shein quality. The dress is too small for her, polyester blends (the floral part) go overly 'shiny', when over stretched.
Who wore it best?
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I'd pass on the model, also.

 

[Owlflaps]

To think, she was smugly proclaiming that she had the check to drop for weight loss. She's stressing about the cost of weight surgery now when she could have gotten therapy and the weight loss surgery at the height of her YT career. What an idiot. Hope you get shafted, dumb bitch

 

[I call shenanigans]

She probably needs more money than this. I calculated that it would cost $55-$60k for such surgery, but as someone pointed out she could get it done for less. Regardless, most surgeons would do such surgery only if she is less than 250lbs, so she would need to lose about 250 pounds from now. At the rate she is going, it would take years to do. So, that now she is 498 pounds, she is considering skin surgery when the time comes, i.e. never.

A reputable plastic surgeon won't do abdominoplasty or other skin removal surgery unless a patients BMI is under 30. They'll also want to see a length if time in maintenance of the weightloss....generally about 12 months. They might give ALR some extra leeway simply due to her enormous highest weight meaning the sheer volume of loose skin in her case would be almost immobilising. However it's all a moot point given this bitch isn't getting WLS anyway. She's said many times she doesn't want it ("I can lose weight myself") plus these days it's out of reach financially and we aren't seeing any belt tightening on her part to save for it. Those Lego kits aren't cheap, nor is anything else we her splashing her cash on. Is she planning a Go Fund Me fir bariatric surgery then many plastic surgery procedures. Can't see that being overly successful while she's still quite blatantly flexing her expensive buying. I do think this is a knee jerk, I've got a topic I can talk about, reaction to Alex's having gastric bypass post yesterday. The timing isn't a coincidence.

 

[dacwcman68]

Amber is that guy that does a quarter mile walk around his neighborhood and then suddenly proclaims that he's going to start training for a marathon tomorrow. She's the most impatient fatty around and cannot fathom the thought of losing 20 pounds organically before begging a surgeon to just chop up her stomach.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber will never get weight loss surgery, because weight loss surgery comes with a post-surgery DIET and she will never.

The archive video stopped playing at about 4:19 and I can only assume that Amber's fatness broke my computer. That try-on haul was enough to put me off the idea of the food I had been making, so either I'll have a much later dinner or have it for lunch tomorrow.

Those arms!

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

How many times have we seen this same video, with the same title and everything? She has been denied wls twice, just this year alone. Less than a year ago she needed intense therapy to get approved and she hasn't done that. She pretends for a few months on YT her life is fixed and now magically it is? Also, just a few weeks ago it was "why would I need wls when I'm doing it on my own?" Never going to happen.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

WLS is not ever happening in the Hamberverse timeline as we know it.

It solves nothing. But love you for that lardass.

 

[Supreme Dingus]

Thoughts on this?

 

[RanchRanchLover]

Thoughts on this?

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Raging, because it's the only way I could watch her videos anymore. I can't sit through her actual uploads or lives (when they were occurring). Plus there were edits in the videos so I don't understand how they wern't fair use; but I know shit all about Youtube laws/Fair use laws.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Thoughts on this?

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Personally I don't think that *Amber* could be bothered to copystrike channels because that's effort and she ain't about that life.

If someone in control of managing Amber's channel decided to take it upon themselves to crack down on compilation channels, however... that's a different matter.

 

[Lisbeth Salander]

Amberlynn thinks she’ll get weight lost surgery and that’s it. But it’s not like that, she has to see a therapist, nutritionist/dietitian, and plenty of doctors to make sure she’s ready and after surgery. Even Dr. Now makes his patients go to therapy and other health specialist before getting approved for weight lost surgery. It will take her months to get the actual surgery.

 

[Dona Morte]

Raging, because it's the only way I could watch her videos anymore. I can't sit through her actual uploads or lives (when they were occurring). Plus there were edits in the videos so I don't understand how they wern't fair use; but I know shit all about Youtube laws/Fair use laws.

That's too bad because fair use does not care if we like the creator or not.
As I understand Faxx DID have straight re-uploads of her content, and that DOES include cut up streams.

Orco SAID

0:51 "They are going to get no more paycheck because Amber will not remove these strikes. Not knowing if the person is supporting children paying rent."
If they are reposting SECTIONS of her stream without commentary THEY ARE STEALING.

 

[MarvelousMess]

Thoughts on this?

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Perhaps it was Jade…

 

[Sarah Connor]

Thoughts on this?

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"Well I asked Amber if it was her and she said no she would never do that"
Imagine believing Amber's word. Who the fuck else would be able to access such information other than Hamber? The fact that people aren't batting an eye at this bitch making fake channels to comment hate on their content is interesting. I guess it's pick and choose what they hate about Big Al.

 

[Janai]

To think, she was smugly proclaiming that she had the check to drop for weight loss. She's stressing about the cost of weight surgery now when she could have gotten therapy and the weight loss surgery at the height of her YT career. What an idiot. Hope you get shafted, dumb bitch

she said that she needs to start saving but bought new clothes(doesn't need) and twinkie some toys(doesn't need) expensive ass beats(doesn't need) and probably uber eats every day. Our gorl is not gonna reach 25k anytime soon, especially with her depleting views.

The YT paycheck is coming up for the month and money is gonna be really tight for our gorl considering her channels rate this past month.