Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Her video has been up for over 21 hours, let's see how it's doing:
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Well, views aren't up, but the like to dislike ratio appears to be back to normal. For those of you who are familiar with how these things work in terms of YT analytics, does having the increased dislikes help her?

Noticed something interesting when looking for all the imaginary views Amber thought she'd gain, after striking Apathetic Faxx
Rate me late, but I've noticed this across all content I click on today, dislikes have 'gone'. Half clocked it yesterday, the word 'dislike' has replaced the thumbs down number/count.

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You can still thumbs down the content, and you get this message, bottom of screen -
(She's the stuff of nightmares below)
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What kind of the poor, delicate little snowflake of a creator shite is this, hiding the number of dislikes?

A quick Google showed this was a calculated move, after youtube experimented with removing the dislikes count earlier this year.

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Fuck it, remove the likes too.
Go the whole hog. No offence, Amber.

Edit - ah, FFS.. a quick search here, and I see dislikes have been discussed in numerous threads for months.
Apologies all round.
 
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There is nothing worst for Amber than a bunch of sycophants clamouring on her successes to feed Amber's delusions. Reading these comments, Amber thinks that she is doing absolutely great. This is the reason why she does not want psychotherapy and feels that all the bariatric surgeons that she consulted did not understand that she knows how to lose weight but she must have a small surgery to start the process.
No no, this is great. Shes never gonna get real help because of the asspats giving her a false sense of accomplishment so shes gonna sit there like the fat cunt she is and eventually die on camera or just stop posting because shes alone and just dies in her sleep one night.
Bonus points if wipey is there and cleans out the apartment and just leaves ambers body there.
I think these tests are required not only from bariatric surgeons but all medically supervised weight loss clinics. Any medical doctor working in such a clinic knows the risks of sleep apnea and will test for it. They will not take Amber's words that she does not have it.
They are required to cover their ass. Amber totally has it but wont admit she has it. This alone (depending on her mood) will be enough to stop her from getting any sort of help for surgery. Theres no way any doctor worth their degree would ever tell amber shes hulthy, just big. Shes got a big, expensive road ahead of her.
I am not sure if it was the last surgeon that Amber consulted a while ago. Becky drove out of Lexington for the consultation and I think it was speculated that he was the one. All bariatric surgeons know that morbidly obese patients will lie about how much they eat to get surgery. Most will talk about "emotional eating", which are code words for giving them a pass for overeating.
If im not mistaken, wasnt this when she said she was "ready to write the check" but she was told she needed to have regular therapy sessions to deal with why shes eating so much? She adamantly said no, and that was gonna take a schuper looooong time and she wanted to do it on her own timeframe. Id bet she was really into the questionare she had to fill out and went way overboard and did it honestly so when the docs took a look at it they saw how fucked up she was and sent her home with the "therapy or no snippy snippy" answer she didnt want.

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Noticed something interesting when looking for all the imaginary views Amber thought she'd gain, after striking Apathetic Faxx
Rate me late, but I've noticed this across all content I click on today, dislikes have 'gone'. Half clocked it yesterday, the word 'dislike' has replaced the thumbs down number/count.

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You can still thumbs down the content, and you get this message, bottom of screen -
(She's the stuff of nightmares below)
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What kind of the poor, delicate little snowflake of a creator shite is this, hiding the number of dislikes?

A quick Google showed this was a calculated move, after youtube experimented with removing the dislikes count earlier this year.

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Fuck it, remove the likes too.
Go the whole hog. No offence, Amber.
I can still see them. Here's the likes/dislikes for this current week:
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It's always a bit of a startling moment to see just how wide her lower body situation is. Look at how much of the hallway she takes up!

In the video she posted recently of her shambling down the stairs in her apartment building, it struck me that if there were a fire, everyone unfortunate enough to be stuck behind her trying to get out of the building would be completely fucked.
If it ever happened, I hope all the able-bodied peeps push her ass down the stairs and just trample her fat ass to save themselves. Best case scenario.
 
4 hours and 8k views are dreadful for Amber that is the lowest I have ever seen it since she got mainstream. I noticed the editing in that video was even rougher, some really bizarre snips too.

@maybe a pigeon I think it's because her back is hunched, relaxing her biceps revealing that odd skin. She has always had cottage cheese arms. She just controls the angles.
 
Jade's birthday was on the 1st of November, or that board is old or we're down the pre recorded videos rabbit hole again and don't even know 🤔
Can someone get a better picture of the board behind her with the happy birthday?
This is as good as I could get it on my phone. Seems like November 1 and then a happy bday to Jade, then perhaps Hamber’s video agenda for the day.. because we know she prob films more than one crappy short video in one day.

*edit, nov 1 wasn’t a Saturday and it looks like it says Saturday so maybe it said the 13? I recall Jade Francis having a birthday of November I think ‘95, did anyone know the day?
 

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Amber is a selfish narc.

She'll never willingly go down on anyone else.
Afraid of the dick
Too smug to lick lover clit
Boring lesbian​
It looks to me as though ALR already has some loose skin. Surely the inside of a thirty-year old woman’s arm shouldn’t be that crepey.

Don't be fooled, those are just her ham hock's rolls sagging and frumpy. Amberlynn is far above 498 lbs and going to make those arms look like a prize turkey when she balloons back.
 
This is as good as I could get it on my phone. Seems like November 1 and then a happy bday to Jade, then perhaps Hamber’s video agenda for the day.. because we know she prob films more than one crappy short video in one day.

*edit, nov 1 wasn’t a Saturday and it looks like it says Saturday so maybe it said the 13? I recall Jade Francis having a birthday of November I think ‘95, did anyone know the day?

Wipey's birthday is November 1st

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4 hours and 8k views are dreadful for Amber that is the lowest I have ever seen it since she got mainstream. I noticed the editing in that video was even rougher, some really bizarre snips too.
It is 18k views in 13 hours. Terrible for her. I think the reason fewer people are watching is that the content is utterly predictable. Before, there was at least an effort to clickbait us to something new. Now, it is the same old: “What I ate today”, “Will I get surgery”, and so on. After watching a few videos, people and realizing that there is nothing new, and do not bother anymore, and these people are not coming back. With the streams with Becky, at least there was some unpredictability, now it is so sanitized that no information is given.
 
I think the reason fewer people are watching is that the content is utterly predictable. Before, there was at least an effort to clickbait us to something new. Now, it is the same old: “What I ate today”, “Will I get surgery”, and so on. After watching a few videos, people and realizing that there is nothing new, and do not bother anymore, and these people are not coming back. With the streams with Becky, at least there was some unpredictability, now it is so sanitized that no information is given.
Not only is she boring, but IMO, since her board was collapsed into a single thread, it's a lot easier for people to find the archived videos as @ADHD posts them. Before, if you were looking to watch the archived videos, each video would have its own thread, which obviously wasn't that difficult to find, but I know a lot of newfags and non-members have a hard time navigating the forums, so I do think that the board being collapsed probably does account for at least a small percentage of her lost YouTube views now that everything is all in one place.
 
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