Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[CarbonatedLeaves]

No Amber you CANNOT eat that.
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Other people already put the salmon in.

Don't forget the garlic powder.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Amber three weeks ago: I don't wear florals. They aren't really my thing.
Amber today:

Looking at all that tacky lace makes me itch.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

The way Amber is handling this copyright thing is similar to how she grew her channel in the first place. It wasnt calculated, she bumped into it. Either way, she says some dodgy stuff like I didnt binge at all over Easter or my blood pressure is normal, or Id never strike a channel.... and that sparks a million comments and thumbs and threads where folks scientifically pick apart how shes a fat liar. well, engagement is engagement. The algorithym doesnt care if the thumbs are up or down. shes doing this crap of purpose now, she even stages things like giving us a glimpse of a scooter and saying how shed never use one.. Since when does she care about reposted content. theres been whole channels dedicated to that for years.. the one with the crab comes to mind, forget his name....

 

[Turd Fergusson]

A reputable plastic surgeon won't do abdominoplasty or other skin removal surgery unless a patients BMI is under 30. They'll also want to see a length if time in maintenance of the weightloss....generally about 12 months. They might give ALR some extra leeway simply due to her enormous highest weight meaning the sheer volume of loose skin in her case would be almost immobilising.

Amber would need to be under 170lb to have a BMI of 30. She would need to lose 330 pounds to get to 170 pounds. This would take years even with bariatric surgery. It is likely that she would start skin removal surgery since, as you said, of the sheer volume of the skin.

However it's all a moot point given this bitch isn't getting WLS anyway.

It is her 4th consultation with bariatric surgeons in the last 2-3 years and everyone of them asked exactly the same thing; psychotherapy and low calories diet. She says that she is looking at finding someone to do psychotherapy “that would understand her” as she put it before. Most bariatric surgeons knows this trick and would want someone they know. She also says that she lost 73 pounds, from her highest. I think she wants to use that number to avoid going on a low calories diet by stating that she has already lost so much weight already. Again, any bariatric surgeon would know this trick. This consultation will lead to nothing as with all other consultations.

She's said many times she doesn't want it ("I can lose weight myself") plus these days it's out of reach financially and we aren't seeing any belt tightening on her part to save for it. Those Lego kits aren't cheap, nor is anything else we her splashing her cash on.

All these goals are aspirational. Saving $25k in a few months is not going to happen. She still spending and keeps buying clothing as she did before.

Is she planning a Go Fund Me fir bariatric surgery then many plastic surgery procedures. Can't see that being overly successful while she's still quite blatantly flexing her expensive buying. I do think this is a knee jerk, I've got a topic I can talk about, reaction to Alex's having gastric bypass post yesterday. The timing isn't a coincidence.

A Go Fund Me is an interesting angle, but $25k is a lot of money to be raised from her supporters. It would also be interesting if she did indeed raise the money but did not get the surgery. Her supporters might not be pleased.

 

[C3PBRO]

She's wearing the fucking beats lmao. And that purse is dog ugly. A mashup of floral and leopard print on each side, a plaid moment, and shiny PU leather?? Fucking gross. And she dropped $88 on it.

I also wanted to talk about this;

Here's the yelp page for National Car Discounters. As a non-moron might expect, it's full of people complaining about being baited into their business with these bogus scratch offs. But Amber saw bright colors and she's thick as fuck so she thinks a car lot she's never been to is interested in just handing her two grand. Wrangle your tard, Jade, or I might be tempted to dust off my Nubian crown and slide into her DMs.

 

[Dona Morte]

I watched all seasons of Dr. Now and while it DOES NOT make me a health professional I know he wants at least two things before approving you:
1. Patterns of clear weight loss. (Met goal of at least consistent loss)
2. Sometimes therapy. (If the patient is unable to have the 1 he will require therapy).
Typical surgeons will not touch her until her until she is at least 400 upper end 500 lower end (510 isch) I would even be comfortable to say the ones she went to told her she needs to be on the lower end of 400 especially because she is younger.)
Let's compare a few short women. The second one is more about Amber's build.

Pattern means 30 lost for consecutive 3-4 months. Not just a one off.
Therapy, she processes emotions in a healthy way.

 

[A Widdle Woach]

I’m going to dog sperg here for a bit:
The jerky treat she gave to Twinkie was entirely too big. You would give a large dog like a German Shepherd the full link, for a tiny dog like Twinkie I’d say break it into quarters and give one piece a day.
Or if you’re smart and want the treats to last a lot longer cut them into tiny bite sized bits. But this is Amber.

If she keeps feeding Twinkie like that she’s going to gain back all the supposed weight she’s lost. Poor Twinkie. ‘Loved’ to an early death by food.

 

[Insulin reid]

She's wearing the fucking beats lmao. And that purse is dog ugly. A mashup of floral and leopard print on each side, a plaid moment, and shiny PU leather?? Fucking gross. And she dropped $88 on it.
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Great. Shes got money set aside because shes not allowed to eat her paycheck via uber eats so shes losing weight by eating like only 3.5k calories a day and now shes got money to burn. Insufferable lynn incoming.

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This. This fucking face she makes when shes proud of something. The weird stimming tongue things freak me out, how hard is it to keep your tongue in your mouth? She truly is queen of the speds, shes fucking retarded. Reminds me of that stupid fat baby in the fat baby thread that does that slithering thing to get around.

I also wanted to talk about this;


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Here's the yelp page for National Car Discounters. As a non-moron might expect, it's full of people complaining about being baited into their business with these bogus scratch offs. But Amber saw bright colors and she's thick as fuck so she thinks a car lot she's never been to is interested in just handing her two grand. Wrangle your tard, Jade, or I might be tempted to dust off my Nubian crown and slide into her DMs.

Ambers just so proud that she saw this and proceeded to have somewhat cognative thoughts. Love that for her.

 

[FickleFuck]

That's too bad because fair use does not care if we like the creator or not.
As I understand Faxx DID have straight re-uploads of her content, and that DOES include cut up streams.
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Orco SAID

0:51 "They are going to get no more paycheck because Amber will not remove these strikes. Not knowing if the person is supporting children paying rent."
If they are reposting SECTIONS of her stream without commentary THEY ARE STEALING.

But but but, Hamber is the most giving person Hambutt knows! She should think of it as charity! The Youtubey equivalent of buying cases of water and toilet paper for the homeless shelter....that she never donated.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

She's wearing the fucking beats lmao. And that purse is dog ugly. A mashup of floral and leopard print on each side, a plaid moment, and shiny PU leather?? Fucking gross. And she dropped $88 on it.
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I also wanted to talk about this;
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Here's the yelp page for National Car Discounters. As a non-moron might expect, it's full of people complaining about being baited into their business with these bogus scratch offs. But Amber saw bright colors and she's thick as fuck so she thinks a car lot she's never been to is interested in just handing her two grand. Wrangle your tard, Jade, or I might be tempted to dust off my Nubian crown and slide into her DMs.

Wait? She actually thought she won something? I always wonder why business would spend money printing those dumb things (same with those fake checks you get for a dealership) because everyone I know just throws them in the trash. This, this right here is why they do then. Dumb people like Amber would fall for this.

 

[dfranki723]

The comment section is vomit inducing.
''Baaaaabe you look so gooooooooood''.
''We luv u Amber KUHWEEN''.
''We've always supported you, you deserve this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''.
''That dress is amaaaazing''.

These absolute plebs.
I can't handle it, this is the woman who has nothing but a history of narcissistic, vile, nasty behaviour towards anyone and everything in her life. Bitching at her exes Mom when she was sick, scamming her dipshit supporters, shitting on Thumb and using her like a babysitter, she's a compulsive liar, a self diagnoser, wastes the time of emergency services, happily mocks other women (especially if they're thin and pretty), neglects her pets (Twinkie in agony comes to mind), posting attention seeking Tik Toks when her other half was choosing headstones, faking panic attacks on camera, humiliating her toddler girlfriends in her vlogs (no-one wanted to see Destiny naked or on the toilet).

It's mind blowing, there's nothing to enjoy about this whale anymore.
Vlogs are shit, her fake success is shit, comment section is shit. I'm not surprised her views have dropped so drastically. It's all so boring that you can't even be mad. It's just disappointing,

 

[FatalTater]

Remember, Amber likes to act stupid for attention.
If she shows herself acting like she won something on a junk mail scratcher, people are going to click on her video and comment about it.
When will folks just turn their backs and forget her so she'll fade away to nothing?

 

[I call shenanigans]

I watched all seasons of Dr. Now and while it DOES NOT make me a health professional I know he wants at least two things before approving you:
1. Patterns of clear weight loss. (Met goal of at least consistent loss)
2. Sometimes therapy. (If the patient is unable to have the 1 he will require therapy).
Typical surgeons will not touch her until her until she is at least 400 upper end 500 lower end (510 isch) I would even be comfortable to say the ones she went to told her she needs to be on the lower end of 400 especially because she is younger.)

You're watching heavily edited (for the most drama) TV when watching My 600lb life. Events are shown out of order, sometimes not all, and according to show participants are often completely manufactured. Dr Now runs a fulltime private bariatric practice with all the services, counselling and support groups expected in a Bariatric Centre of Excellence. What we're seeing, isn't what his patients are getting. It's merely a snapshot for the most drama. He has even employed a number of his previous my 600lb life participants to run his support groups (Melissa and Henry were the first). Outside of the made for TV stuff, Bariatric Centres of Excellence are required to have education systems and monitored weightloss programs in place. Then there are the insurance requirements, which while folks with the cash (like ALR last year) think they can avoid, are pretty much part of the accreditation process these days. While not all patients will be required to get pysch clearance, everyone with a declared ED absolutely will. As with any other required clearance, eg cardiac, respiratory etc by "clearance" I absolutely mean the pysch evaluation happens before any bariatric surgery...it's NOT an afterthought. In the case of ALR, it is also highly likely she will need a sleep study and a history of using a CPAP prior to surgery. Sleep aponea must be controlled before bariatric surgery and we all know she has it. Gorl has a lot of expensive tests to go through before she'll even get close to surgery, and unlike her cancer diagnosis making her hysterectomy a matter of urgency, bariatric surgery can (and will wait) until she is in far better position to survive anesthesia. It pays also to remember that her hysterectomy was performed under epidural block (and likely conscious sedation) because of the risk of general anesthesia at her weight....that's not an option in upper abdominal surgery.

I'd also be very surprised if ALR isn't consulting the Slaton's new bariatric surgeon in Georgetown, which I understand is very close to Lexington, and she's been to three bariatric centres in Lexington already that we have been made aware of. From the little we saw of him last season, he isn't going to take her bullshit, the same way he isn't taking Tammy's crap. For all we know Amber could also be trying to wrangle herself a made for TV gastric bypass surgery.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The comment section is vomit inducing.
''Baaaaabe you look so gooooooooood''.
''We luv u Amber KUHWEEN''.
''We've always supported you, you deserve this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''.
''That dress is amaaaazing''.

These absolute plebs.
Vlogs are shit, her fake success is shit, comment section is shit. I'm not surprised her views have dropped so drastically. It's all so boring that you can't even be mad. It's just disappointing,

There is nothing worst for Amber than a bunch of sycophants clamouring on her successes to feed Amber's delusions. Reading these comments, Amber thinks that she is doing absolutely great. This is the reason why she does not want psychotherapy and feels that all the bariatric surgeons that she consulted did not understand that she knows how to lose weight but she must have a small surgery to start the process.

While not all patients will be required to get pysch clearance, everyone with a declared ED absolutely will. As with any other required clearance, eg cardiac, respiratory etc by "clearance" I absolutely mean the pysch evaluation happens before any bariatric surgery...it's NOT an afterthought. In the case of ALR, it is also highly likely she will need a sleep study and a history of using a CPAP prior to surgery. Sleep aponea must be controlled before bariatric surgery and we all know she has it.

I think these tests are required not only from bariatric surgeons but all medically supervised weight loss clinics. Any medical doctor working in such a clinic knows the risks of sleep apnea and will test for it. They will not take Amber's words that she does not have it.

I'd also be very surprised if ALR isn't consulting the Slaton's new bariatric surgeon in Georgetown, which I understand is very close to Lexington, and she's been to three bariatric centres in Lexington already that we have been made aware of. From the little we saw of him last season, he isn't going to take her bullshit, the same way he isn't taking Tammy's crap. For all we know Amber could also be trying to wrangle herself a made for TV gastric bypass surgery.

I am not sure if it was the last surgeon that Amber consulted a while ago. Becky drove out of Lexington for the consultation and I think it was speculated that he was the one. All bariatric surgeons know that morbidly obese patients will lie about how much they eat to get surgery. Most will talk about "emotional eating", which are code words for giving them a pass for overeating.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Amber three weeks ago: I don't wear florals. They aren't really my thing.
Amber today:
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Looking at all that tacky lace makes me itch.

It's always a bit of a startling moment to see just how wide her lower body situation is. Look at how much of the hallway she takes up!

In the video she posted recently of her shambling down the stairs in her apartment building, it struck me that if there were a fire, everyone unfortunate enough to be stuck behind her trying to get out of the building would be completely fucked.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I am not sure if it was the last surgeon that Amber consulted a while ago. Becky drove out of Lexington for the consultation and I think it was speculated that he was the one. All bariatric surgeons know that morbidly obese patients will lie about how much they eat to get surgery. Most will talk about "emotional eating", which are code words for giving them a pass for overeating.

It's the ED/eating my emotions excuses that signal the need for psychotherapy. While fatties think these kind of excuses give them their out, it actually is a red flag to a bariatric surgeon. If Amber just admitted she's an outright glutton that orders in takeout food three times a day and grazes on chips, chocolate and icecream the rest of the day because she likes that kind of food, she might actually avoid the psychotherapy requirement. She has to own her choices, and making excuses for them doesn’t count. Admitting to her habitual poor eating choices really only affects her anyway, because everyone who lays eyes on her knows what her eating habits are before she even opens her mouth to lie about how little she eats. Even if she were able to skip around the pysch clearance somehow, the dietician affiliated with the practice she goes to will still have a field day with her, and that's a person she won't be able to avoid who also gets a say in her readiness for surgery after monitoring her on the clinic weightloss program.

 

[clothy 04x]

She's wearing the fucking beats lmao. And that purse is dog ugly. A mashup of floral and leopard print on each side, a plaid moment, and shiny PU leather?? Fucking gross. And she dropped $88 on it.
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I also wanted to talk about this;
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Here's the yelp page for National Car Discounters. As a non-moron might expect, it's full of people complaining about being baited into their business with these bogus scratch offs. But Amber saw bright colors and she's thick as fuck so she thinks a car lot she's never been to is interested in just handing her two grand. Wrangle your tard, Jade, or I might be tempted to dust off my Nubian crown and slide into her DMs.

oh god that purse is repulsive. it looks like burberry wanting to be chanel trying to be vivienne westwood (×_×;）

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Amber three weeks ago: I don't wear florals. They aren't really my thing.
Amber today:
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Looking at all that tacky lace makes me itch.

The fabric used in a lot of plus size fashion is hidious. A mismatch of textiles and patterns that'll make you want to hurl if you stare too long.

To make a skirt/dress, you're looking at about 2.5-3 meters/8-9 feet of fabric. That's for an average sized woman in a healthy weight range. Can you imagine how many yards of fabric would be required to make these tarps? Fabric isn't cheap, especially good quality, breathable fabric. I can only assume this is why plus size fashion always seems so hodge podge and thrown together out of a dumpster of off cuts.

Fat Amber has to take what she can get. It's not like she can just walk into any clothing store and buy off the rack. So now, she's into florals and I love that for her.

 

[clothy 04x]

The fabric used in a lot of plus size fashion is hidious. A mismatch of textiles and patterns that'll make you want to hurl if you stare too long.

To make a skirt/dress, you're looking at about 2.5-3 meters/8-9 feet of fabric. That's for an average sized woman in a healthy weight range. Can you imagine how many yards of fabric would be required to make these tarps? Fabric isn't cheap, especially good quality, breathable fabric. I can only assume this is why plus size fashion always seems so hodge podge and thrown together out of a dumpster of off cuts.

Fat Amber has to take what she can get. It's not like she can just walk into any clothing store and buy off the rack. So now, she's into florals and I love that for her.

and there's even more costs to consider in stuff like lining. a regular sized skirt or dress will often be lined with a thin (but still relatively cheap) slippery fabric. polyester usually. this is for things like modesty, strength so on so forth. however for amber's size i would place a pretty large bet that none of those clothes are lined. just raw fucking overlocking. torrid prices are preposterous but it really is all about the fabric; even cheapo shit adds up over time.

 

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