Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Now the Freak is "playing" nice with his mother because she gave him another gift. She bought him a $50 board game design book for Chritmas. Wait didn't the Freak say Christmas shouldn't be celebrated. Gift giving is part of Christmas so why is he accepting a Christmas gift. I'm sure he was the one that prodded her to give him the book for Christmas.
What should read "my wife". The board game book?

Freak, your mother gave you another gift but you are still not wanted in her house. Hell she doesn't want you in her city.

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'My mother should actually read 'my wife'

Oh yeah, no red flags in that statement at all. Seeing him say things like that should scare the shit out of her

That said he brags about a $50 gift like its a large amount of money. Just like how he thought he wasn't being catfished to LA because $100 is totally a huge amount of money nobody would use to fuck with him. Lets not forget this is the same mother he claims is a millionaire

 

[mothman96]

The only "us" is you Freak and the other Pedos.
And yes, Gen Z's and society should hate you.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Lucas is really showing his incel nature lately... along with his increasingly growing bulbous, misshapen head and progressively retarded facial expressions.

 

[ManbearPig]

I think a small woman can still kill his ass because he is so weak, and it does not take much force at all to deter him. He's a major pussy.

I want to add that my 18 year old zoomer sister is athletic and can kick the werns ass. She is a small woman but it would still be no contest. Anyone with the slightest bit of fitness can kick the werns ass.

I was dating a woman last year who did a "right now right now right now" during a chimp out like the Wern. I have no idea why I didn't instantly send her the link to werns video but I should've lol. I thought of the wern whenever I got this text.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

A glimpse at the world through Lucas's eyes

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Fake news! That Flat Bill only has 1 zoomer bae! True Wernologists know the average Flat Bill will swoop 3-10, sometimes as high as 20 zoomer baes at once!

 

[mothman96]

Why would this jennalbatross want to keep on the "right side" of the Pedo Freak:

The Freak will take what she said as support for this:

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Why would this jennalbatross want to keep on the "right side" of the Pedo Freak:

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"Fuck humans" he says, as if he would be able to find a mate or even survive if he were literally any other species

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Why would this jennalbatross want to keep on the "right side" of the Pedo Freak:

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The Freak will take what she said as support for this:

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Is it just me, or is Lucas's diatribe getting less angry and rage-filled, and more whiny and pathetic?

It's like he has no emotion other than bitter jealousy.

So attractive.

I'd like someone to ask Lucas, if he had the opportunity to be with a rich woman, who met all of his requirements, or a poor woman, who met all of his requirements, would he go with the poor woman just to prove his political loyalty? Because that's what he's asking people to do. He's seeking the top 1% of most attractive, eligible females, and trying to shame them into throwing away the potential of attracting a successful mate, by claiming that they need to go with the poorest man available to prove their political bona fides. And this is without considering Lucas's other INNUMERABLE faults, only focusing on his poverty.

Lucas himself would make the "wrong" choice given this scenario.

Let me put this in terms that Lucas can appreciate, namely food: You can eat pizza or dirt for dinner, but if you choose the pizza, you're a hypocrite, and not a real Democrat.

Eat your dirt and like it.

He's pathological.

 

[mothman96]

Is it just me, or is Lucas's diatribe getting less angry and rage-filled, and more whiny and pathetic?

It's like he has no emotion other than bitter jealousy.

So attractive.

I'd say the anger/rage is still boiling within but his meds temper expressing it. Also what may be keeping him from boiling over is fear of getting kicked out of Mallon with winter fast approaching.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I'd say the anger/rage is still boiling within but his meds temper expressing it.

I think you're right, but absent the display of bellowing, spittle-flecked insanity, it reveals that his argument is so very silly and small.

Without his pseudo-masculine rage, Lucas comes off as a hundred times more pathetic.

He's just a passive man, angrily insisting that the world drop laurels into his lap, and condemning God, country, and society for not doing it quickly enough.

 

[mothman96]

Well, looks like 2 morons gave him references:

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The comment:

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Well, looks like 2 morons gave him references:

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I'm sure they are top notch refs. He could have 10, and it won't wipe away his incredible public record of lunacy

 

[Poop Shoot]

Yeah yeah, and once he gets another troll to pretend to be a reference for him, he’s just gonna whine that he can’t go out and look for a job because of his rotten feet.

Then he will whine that no one is contacting him to offer him work. Because he expects to be handed everything.

And we will go right back to women being capitalist bitches because they want to date a man that can afford soap.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Well, looks like 2 morons gave him references:

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He literally has nothing else to do everyday, but he can't even be bothered to shave.

Even if these references are legitimate, and offered sincerely, the first time a prospective employer meets Lucas, all the references in the world aren't going to matter.

And if some company was unlucky enough to hire Lucas for menial labor, Lucas will dox the location of his employment proudly within the first week, and the business would be besieged by calls informing them of the insane pedophile they just hired.

If he's so go guns to get a job, you think he would have made a little effort to clean up this horrific online footprint he has, but it's typical Lucas that he asks for job references, and then talks about raping young girls, almost in the same sentence. Because to him it's all the same thing. He's only looking for a job so he can have more money to gorge himself with, and so he can brag about having a job to try to shame women into dating him... every endeavour Lucas can be bothered to enact is all about sating either his stomach, or fruitless attempts to sate his penis.

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

Now the Freak is "playing" nice with his mother because she gave him another gift. She bought him a $50 board game design book for Chritmas. Wait didn't the Freak say Christmas shouldn't be celebrated. Gift giving is part of Christmas so why is he accepting a Christmas gift. I'm sure he was the one that prodded her to give him the book for Christmas.
What should read "my wife". The board game book?

Freak, your mother gave you another gift but you are still not wanted in her house. Hell she doesn't want you in her city.

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I never noticed how bad his skin is. He’s 41? 42 now? All the deep set wrinkles, massive amounts of sun spots, adult acne, and dark eye puffy eyes are only gonna get worse. Smoking, poor circulation, dehydration, homelessness, all the rage streams, just general shitty lifestyle is going to show up on the outside. You can try fooling others, but your body knows what’s up, Lucas. Your pancreas knows, your kidneys know, your feet know, and so does your skin.

 

[mothman96]

So now it's either a 3rd person give him the reference so he can score a job or he'll keep e-begging.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

So now it's either a 3rd person give him the reference so he can score a job or he'll keep e-begging.

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I have no doubt that if Lucas was to actually get a job and start working, he would quickly find it to be exhausting and repetitive, and quit in favor of e-begs.

Let's not forget: this is a man who hasn't done any paid work in more than 20 years. The last time he had employment, he was practically a teenager, and he hated it so much that it created the impetus for the entitlement we know now.

 

[mothman96]

I have no doubt that if Lucas was to actually get a job and start working, he would quickly find it to be exhausting and repetitive, and quit in favor of e-begs.

Let's not forget: this is a man who hasn't done any paid work in more than 20 years. The last time he had employment, he was practically a teenager, and he hated it so much that it created the impetus for the entitlement we know now.

The Freak would likely be using his beetus feet to get time off. "I need a week/month off cause of my feet".

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

So now it's either a 3rd person give him the reference so he can score a job or he'll keep e-begging.

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Just flat out admitting that what he is doing is e-begging not even homeless, he has no shame. Chris Chan at least didn’t call it e-begging. Giving Lucas anything in the way of money or food is idiotic unless it’s catfish.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Don't even waste catfish on Lucas, it's weird but tasty.

Just never spend a penny on lolcows, simple rule you'll never go wrong on.