Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[TV's Adam West]

Man it's a fucking cat. You're 30 dude. Be sad but don't react like you lost your fucking mother.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1460998789188268038

He managed to look shittier then a dying demented cat. How does he always manages to look like shit in pictures.
Also i love how whatever the fuck he is sad or depressed about you can always go to the tweets and replies and see him simping for some ethot and failling.

 

[moocow]

Also how is he just so exceptional that he can never get a reservation in time for a con? He should know by now to get one really early.

Oh he knows how to do it. He just doesn't want to since that means paying for it. He hopes to "couch surf" with someone else who actually is willing to pony up for a room.

I wouldn't be caught dead being in Detroit of all places

Isn't that like the easiest possible thing to accomplish in Detroit?

I can't think of a time when writing an apology letter or report like that would be beneficial. Couldn't the letter be interpreted as admission of guilt/ failure to perform and used as a reason for firing someone or denying unemployment?

Yes it can. The correct response to being commanded to write an "apology" letter is -- without exception -- "nah." It's literally a written confession. In the context of a police interrogation it's as good as gold for a prosecutor ("here's why I belong in prison"). In an employment situation it's just a bulletproof exhibit to attach to any legal filing or unemployment rejection letter ("here's why I deserved to be fired"). If you've reached the point where someone's demanding that of you, the shit's already flying towards the fan and you're not going to be talking your way out of it.

Come to think of it, written apologies are generally ill advised in any context. They have a real tendency to bite people in the ass.

but lol chibi getting sent home with punishment homework. "write me a 2 paragraph letter confessing that you're bratty child." how hard did he piss his boss off. also I hope his boss sees those tweets lmao.

Part of what makes me doubt the story is the fact that I've never once met a manager (asshole or not) who'd waste time with that kind of petty nonsense. If he's pissed him off enough to demand that, he'd have just fired him instead. By that point he's already written him off anyway, and "write me a letter, you fool!" is just a way to fuck with him before showing him the door.

Why do I get the feeling he still has his job because his boss pitied him because he started tearing up/spilling his spaghetti?

Realistically, it's because the interaction never happened at all (either part of it) and he's just angry his boss asked him politely to do his job so he cooked up the story to make himself the hero. On the off chance that his boss really is the kind of asshole who'd demand a letter and Chibi actually had the balls to say "no," it's always possible his boss was actually impressed by that enough to give him a pass.

99 times out of a 100, if you think your boss is treating you unfairly, you're the problem. That's been my experience anyway. I've had quite a few bad experiences with managers and when I look back, I can see that I was the shit heel, not them.

Usually true, but even when it's your fault and you still think you're being treated unfairly there are ways to raise the issue professionally and diplomatically without endangering your job or giving the whole office a show. Not that I expect Chibi to have any inkling of how to do that.

 

[bethfromcountryhouse]

please make it stop

 

[the khat quaffer]

I initially thought Aquana got hacked but his next tweets are completely normal. thoughts?
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If Cheebs ever tried to swing any kind of implement at someone we can safely assume it'd go something like this.

Spoiler: NSFW; body harm. Kinda tame.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1460998789188268038

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He managed to look shittier then a dying demented cat. How does he always manages to look like shit in pictures.
Also i love how whatever the fuck he is sad or depressed about you can always go to the tweets and replies and see him simping for some ethot and failling.

He seems too fussed about some streamlabs shit or whatever and getting his dick wet to care about his cat.

So that doc was about some cunt I've never heard of...

Spoiler: Irrelevant Shit

Experiences with Leading Ladies & DelightDaniTV

The funny part is how Chibi chimes in being all Boogie-esque like "here's how this relates to me a victim on the internet HAHA!". I also highly doubt he read that whole thing and if he has then that's all the more reason stop having any of his whinging about being late with his homework.
Ftr, nobody has issues with Chibi being here. He is a gift from God. One of the more entertaining remedials to grace this Earth and I never wanna see him go!

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

He seems too fussed about some streamlabs shit or whatever and getting his dick wet to care about his cat.
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I don't know what the fuck streamlabs nor do I care but Chibi is being a "good" guy fighting an injustice for a company stealing from another company money.(maybe not the case since i don't give a fuck but Chibi is just pandering to his 3 followers) What a hero

Also there is one recent reply he made to some slut how he needs help for some alternative streamlab and not because he is retarded to follow instructions but just because she said to anyone interested to dm her. I wish we can get those dms but it is probably just her trying to help him with the alternative streamlab and him changing the subject nonstop and complaining about his life to her hoping she will fuck him out of pity.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

If Cheebs ever tried to swing any kind of implement at someone we can safely assume it'd go something like this.

Spoiler: NSFW; body harm. Kinda tame.

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Slightly off topic but it's as my sensei used to always say, "there's two types of people that do kata with kama (a small handheld sickle used for gardening). Those that have cut themselves and those that have yet to cut themselves." We used to practice with ones that had been dulled and they suggest getting a sharpened one after you've gotten good.

Then after saying that and halfway through showing the kata he cut a nice little gouge in his shoulder.

You don't fuck around with sharp implements. But back on topic if Chibi ever did start cutting himself he'd show some scratches he made with a dull penknife on his arm that look suspiciously like something his cat did. The man has no balls to actually harm himself.

Part of what makes me doubt the story is the fact that I've never once met a manager (asshole or not) who'd waste time with that kind of petty nonsense. If he's pissed him off enough to demand that, he'd have just fired him instead. By that point he's already written him off anyway, and "write me a letter, you fool!" is just a way to fuck with him before showing him the door.

The manager might be really old school and Chibi is probably acting all put upon and how it isn't right they're asking him to produce or something so they throw this at him because they don't want to listen to some little entitled shit trying to tell them how to do their job.

You wanna work, you produce. Your boss expects results in part because your performance affects their performance. If Chibi isn't selling then he's dead weight and they want to get rid of him. So they want to make sure they've done everything legal to ensure he doesn't try to get them on a wrongful termination charge. Chibi is too autistic to understand this and thinks they're actually looking out for him.

He's 30. Most people have figured this out when they were working part-time in high school.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

So that doc was about some cunt I've never heard of...

So for context, this girl delightfuldanni is some bipolar disgusting onlyfan slut who chibi simps for more than any other twitter thot, and thats really saying something. I think @Helmut A Ebne even searched through her discord and found all of chibis desperate thirstposting in it and its somewhere in this thread. But notice the second random heresay comes out about them, hes the first to jump right on the bandwagon to crucify that person without knowing any facts or even talking with that person. He just has this need to be part of the bigger crowd, no matter how many relationships, albeit this one was literally him just giving her money for a few nice twitter messages, he burns. And im sure this supid cunt danni is as big as a shithead as whatever theyre saying about her, but for fucks sake chibi, learn when to just shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing yourself...oh wait, i forgot what thread i was in for a second

 

[the khat quaffer]

Slightly off topic but it's as my sensei used to always say, "there's two types of people that do kata with kama (a small handheld sickle used for gardening). Those that have cut themselves and those that have yet to cut themselves." We used to practice with ones that had been dulled and they suggest getting a sharpened one after you've gotten good.

Then after saying that and halfway through showing the kata he cut a nice little gouge in his shoulder.

Slightly off-topic, but my sensei used to always say kata's only good for working up a sweat.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

way to barge in and prove OP's point

 

[Oliver Onions]

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way to barge in and prove OP's point

For once I'm more annoyed at the dipshit he's replying to than Chibi himself. At least Adam isn't trying to paint being overly empathetic as an X-Men mutant superpower.

"I can't sleep if someone else is awake because I can feel their awakeness" no you can't you Absolute Woman. Please shut up and go back to basing your life choices on astrology or tarot cards.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

For once I'm more annoyed at the dipshit he's replying to than Chibi himself. At least Adam isn't trying to paint being overly empathetic as an X-Men mutant superpower.

"I can't sleep if someone else is awake because I can feel their awakeness" no you can't you Absolute Woman. Please shut up and go back to basing your life choices on astrology or tarot cards.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

For once I'm more annoyed at the dipshit he's replying to than Chibi himself. At least Adam isn't trying to paint being overly empathetic as an X-Men mutant superpower.

"I can't sleep if someone else is awake because I can feel their awakeness" no you can't you Absolute Woman. Please shut up and go back to basing your life choices on astrology or tarot cards.

It's also the sheer arrogance necessary to believe that you can self-diagnose yourself as objectively feeling something more than other people do, which is physically impossible to determine, purely on the subjective basis that "oh no I feel sad when others are sad, I must be special." The irony should be lost on no one that to call yourself an empath is to focus on one's own perceived condition and leverage it for attention, admiration, and/or pity depending on the context. It's never "I'm an empath, so I was really motivated to help the homeless in my local community," it's always "I'm an empath, so THE FACT THAT MONICA WAS CRYING REALLY UPSET ME AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS MUCH PAIN PLEASE GOD SOMEONE SAVE ME." It's an inherently self-centered anchor that becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. This is why anyone who says they are an empath should be mocked and ridiculed. It's essentially an extension of modern victim culture, in some cases combined with some phony spirituality nonsense, that can also serve as a bullshit explanation for a lack of emotional control in the so-called "empath," especially when they use it to siphon attention off of someone else's genuine misery.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Why are you all believing his claims he's had the cat for 23 years when we have documentation in the thread he adopted the grey/white elderly one shortly after getting the condo?

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Jesus christ, did this kid just adopt a fucking cat?? The same kid, who just a few days ago bragged to a bunch of discord trannies that he finally cleaned his grimy, piss stained shower for the first time in months? Even the cat knows this is gonna be a shitshow, it wont get out of the crate.

I even predicted this shit back in July.

He'd be better of giving the money to his mother for all the losses she's had to take over the past 30 years on his account.

EDIT- Figured out why he got the cat.
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He got a cat at the end of it's life so that when it dies relatively soon he can rake in those sweet, sweet asspats and "grief" attention points.

There are only 2 reasons to adopt elderly animals. You either
A- want to give them comfort in their last days like that popular elderly animal sanctuary on facebook/internet or
B- Intend to milk the attention you get for first adopting an undesirable animal, and then grief pats when it dies.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

God fucking dammit I hate to speak for ChibiNecroPedo but where the fuck did he say he adopted the cat?
Firstly here is the video of 2 cats he had and 1 of them had to be put down. Posted before the alleged "adoption" and it resembles the one he posted in his discord.

The other cat is still alive and is seen here with the black cat and is now to be put down

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

God fucking dammit I hate to speak for ChibiNecroPedo but where the fuck did he say he adopted the cat?
Firstly here is the video of 2 cats he had and 1 of them had to be put down. Posted before the alleged "adoption" and it resembles the one he posted in his discord.
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The other cat is still alive and is seen here with the black cat and is now to be put downView attachment 2728941

Didn't know he had cats with his mom. I see he's going on about a cat being put down and the first thought is going to be the 22 year old one he got for the condo.

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

I would have thought being so autistic you can't tell when everyone around you wants you to shut up and fuck off would preclude you from also being an "empath" who can feel others' feelings really strongly or whatever

 

[bethfromcountryhouse]

Didn't know he had cats with his mom. I see he's going on about a cat being put down and the first thought is going to be the 22 year old one he got for the condo.

That was my first thought too but I had to double check. You're absolutely right about the other cat and he's definitely gonna milk that but please fact check before you shit yourself in front of the badass motherfuckers on kiwi farms.

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

I would have thought being so autistic you can't tell when everyone around you wants you to shut up and fuck off would preclude you from also being an "empath" who can feel others' feelings really strongly or whatever

That's the beautiful thing about made up words that only exist to boost your ego, all it takes for that word to apply to you is for you to say it does. There's a thousand different people out there with a thousand different interpretations of what an "empath" is.