Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Forgotten Snack Cake]

weirdly enough my family also has a farm that contains a barn and animals, she romanticizes living with the land, but I don't see this bitch bowhunting and bleeding and gutting animals to put food on the table. She would starve to death roughly two weeks after she eats her last child. Plants and animals don't play by the Torah's rules, and going out there and saying to them that they're just Goys won't actually work.

Gross! Don't you know thats the man’s job! Us women just sit inside all day and breastfeed. We’re far too busy to get our hands dirty. We don’t even grow gardens. It’s a job to be this lazy, yknow.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

Gross! Don't you know thats the man’s job! Us women just sit inside all day and breastfeed. We’re far too busy to get our hands dirty. We don’t even grow gardens. It’s a job to be this lazy, yknow.

You forgot cooking, although I doubt Melinda can cook. I would trust her to burn ramen.

Also, can I have a Swiss Roll?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I missed the Melinda suffering in Europe discussion and nobody bothered to point out the fact that suing in Europe would be a billion times harder for Melinda? She would have been unable to enter a courtroom after her first failed lolsuit and would never be able to frivolously file again

 

[Skeletor]

Damn, this chick is horny af.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Gross! Don't you know thats the man’s job! Us women just sit inside all day and breastfeed. We’re far too busy to get our hands dirty. We don’t even grow gardens. It’s a job to be this lazy, yknow.

It sure is rough not having a job and just squirting out kids. At this point I think she's just automated the process by making the oldest care for the younger ones. That way mommy can type her really important things all day long.

 

[Toasty]

house or the child he provided the DNA for,

Would that be the blond child that two brunettes produced....

 

[Forgotten Snack Cake]

You forgot cooking, although I doubt Melinda can cook. I would trust her to burn ramen.

Also, can I have a Swiss Roll?

We’ve seen her cooking. It’s one of the things she tries to boast about and ends up posting her children’s faces in the process, so it’s a safe bet even the imaginary dogs won’t eat that poison. Marshall eats it because it reminds him of Taco Bell and the children have no choice.

And yes. I have plenty of non-kosher processed goods that will still be healthier than Melinda’s faux Mexican cooking. You can take your pick

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I'm not totally sure what kosher means to Melinda. If you don't follow Oral Law and rabbinic rulings then a lot of what I'd call kosher disappears, such as the prohibition of mixing milk and meat, or the need to only eat bread baked under supervision. Is it really that much extra work to not eat pork and shellfish?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I'm not totally sure what kosher means to Melinda. If you don't follow Oral Law and rabbinic rulings then a lot of what I'd call kosher disappears, such as the prohibition of mixing milk and meat, or the need to only eat bread baked under supervision. Is it really that much extra work to not eat pork and shellfish?

Kosher food is whatever SNAP can afford, according to Melinda

 

[Forgotten Snack Cake]

Kosher food is whatever SNAP can afford, according to Melinda

Don’t forget the grocers are all in a conspiracy called “supply and demand” to keep the kosher products Melinda wants off the shelf.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Don’t forget the grocers are all in a conspiracy called “supply and demand” to keep the kosher products Melinda wants off the shelf.

Holy shit hold on, she is still 10 years away from getting enough of an understanding of supply and demand before she can create some crazy conspiracy about it

 

[White Baby]

I'm not totally sure what kosher means to Melinda. If you don't follow Oral Law and rabbinic rulings then a lot of what I'd call kosher disappears, such as the prohibition of mixing milk and meat, or the need to only eat bread baked under supervision. Is it really that much extra work to not eat pork and shellfish?

She wants shechita meat as well, which is extra and difficult to find where she is.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

By “heated dog barn” do you think she means one of those dinky dog houses or that she has a barn on her property. Is that where the cousin fucking and Marshall Law on the children happens?

It would be on the property Marshall's renting. I highly doubt that any rental property that Marshall could afford comes with a heated dog enclosure, or any dog enclosure at all, come to that. I'm sure that, if it's a house, Marshall's renting a shitty, tumbledown house with far too few bedrooms for Melinda's number of kids. I bet they're all shoved together in a single bedroom. After all, why should any of them ever have any private space or any sort of solitude?

But the overwhelming likelihood is that Marshall's just in a shitty apartment complex, like he has been since he moved to Virginia. The dogs, the heated dog barn, and the bear traps are all fantasies.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

She wants shechita meat as well, which is extra and difficult to find where she is.

It's really not unless you expect it to just be at the Price Chopper. You get a deep freeze, make a day trip to the closest kosher centre, and plan in advance. Nearly every university has a Chabad and every Chabad has a process of obtaining kosher meat. You can even get yourself a cow or sheep at a time -- very pioneer really. Or Marshall could learn to slaughter and buy the live chickens.

 

[ConSluttant]

Did... Did she actually pull a "I'm the only one doing breastfeeding right anymore " card on us? I'm just stunned. She does more harm to women than all the misogynists in the entire world. A fed baby is the healthiest baby and the ultimate goal of the whole reproductive cycle. Some women can't breastfeed. Some women don't have enough supply even though they do everything they can. They are all trash in Melinda's eyes. She can fuck off with that. She's the real trash - a misogynist in woman skin. Gross.

 

[White Baby]

It's really not unless you expect it to just be at the Price Chopper. You get a deep freeze, make a day trip to the closest kosher centre, and plan in advance. Nearly every university has a Chabad and every Chabad has a process of obtaining kosher meat. You can even get yourself a cow or sheep at a time -- very pioneer really. Or Marshall could learn to slaughter and buy the live chickens.

Well, yes, but all of that requires personal effort and time on her part, which detracts from breastfeeding and writing half-assed legal papers. And Marshall only gets off on harming women, not chickens, so I doubt he'd be up for that.

 

[Space Cooter]

Did... Did she actually pull a "I'm the only one doing breastfeeding right anymore " card on us? I'm just stunned. She does more harm to women than all the misogynists in the entire world. A fed baby is the healthiest baby and the ultimate goal of the whole reproductive cycle. Some women can't breastfeed. Some women don't have enough supply even though they do everything they can. They are all trash in Melinda's eyes. She can fuck off with that. She's the real trash - a misogynist in woman skin. Gross.

The only thing she's ever done successfully is birth offspring (and even that--at least 2 are severely defective) and breast feed them. Something that all female mammals do. In fact the rats that no doubt occupy whatever squalid shitbox they live in are much more successful at that.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Nothing wrong with that. When Jerusalem fell in 66AD, some of them scattered into the Iberian Pennisula, and some past it into Scotland and England.

That's true, Jews migrated to Europe. What's also true is that they formed diasporas and remained culturally separate from native populations of European countries.

However, let's say arguendo - because you know I am prone to argue - that I did at one time have sexual relations with a cousin relative. Is that forbidden by the moral law of The Torah? No, it's not. So I wouldn't even have anything to be ashamed of.

We established it already - when we discuss moral and ethical matters everybody applies their own moral and ethical standards. It would appear that most users of the forum find sexual intercourse with close family members morally and ethically unacceptable.

Hope he gets your book rights too. Hope you've been saving

I'm sure saving to buy a copy or two.

Also, EU's child services can be way worse to deal with than in the United States. If Melinda thought CPS was bad, she would have every child she has taken from her within the first year.

Not to mention, they are more than happy to take the kids away for reasons like parents not being intelligent enough or kid being too fat (I know it's UK but articles are from time when it was still in the EU).

I bet it's Enoch.

Now that's a name I wouldn't like. Everybody would probably call me "eunuch". And I would be named after a fanfic.

Probably Calab

Caleb is a fine name.

Would that be the blond child that two brunettes produced....

Don't want to be devil's advocate but sometimes hair get darker with age. I was born with much lighter hair than I have now.

Some women can't breastfeed. Some women don't have enough supply even though they do everything they can.

...some have asshole kid who takes a lot of persuading to eat.

 

[super thug]

The USA is such a shithole compared to Europe tbh.

I'm definitely a fan of the older, stone architecture there. Old, stone churches. Castles. The museums are also nice.

I don't see this bitch bowhunting and bleeding and gutting animals to put food on the table. She would starve to death roughly two weeks after she eats her last child. Plants and animals don't play by the Torah's rules, and going out there and saying to them that they're just Goys won't actually work.

You know what's interesting? She does at least know to suck out the venom of a snake bite. That's a very important thing to know. Everyone tried telling her that she was wrong, but she and I know the truth. You gotta suck that venom out!

When the flesh gets all swollen and engorged, better put your mouth on it and suck.

Here's an interesting tidbit for folks that like reading on this website for all the random information: to take animal skin and turn it into leather, use the animal's brain. It's like each animal has enough brain to tan its own skin. Once tanned, the skin should be water tight. First the skin must be cleaned of all meat and fat, it's best to use a sharp rock instead of a knife to avoid putting a hole through the skin. Perhaps the fastest and easiest is to boil the skin in a large pot/metal bucket of water with the animal's brains mixed in. You wanna squish the brains up really good in the water with your hands, like you're making a brain slurry. You can cook the skin in that slurry or you can rub it all over the skin and let it dry. If you're slowly cooking it, let it cook for a few hours, not boiling but hot. You can then smoke the skin to help lock the oils from the brain into the skin.

I know melinda thinks men are useless, maybe only the cult member men are useless. Maybe the goy males are vastly superior to the lowly, inferior cult following trash. No goyim would ever entertain the thought of engaging in any sort of personal relationship with someone this crazy. If melinda were your neighbor would you be her friend? It's probably impossible to be friends with her, I think.

I'm technically Hebrew, inheriting from the maternal line. It doesn't matter at all to me, I think Judaism is every bit as valid and useful as most other religions. I place it higher than Catholicism because Catholicism has centralized, unimpeachable leadership. Not a good thing, mistakes always happen in organizations arranged like this. Too much power, you see? It can go to people's heads.

Don't want to be devil's advocate but sometimes hair get darker with age. I was born with much lighter hair than I have now.

We're the same here. I was born blonde and kept it for a while. I think by the time I was the age of the child in the photo it wasn't that bright blonde anymore, it had started to darken more than that.

With hair that light and being able to walk around, you really think it's possible that the child could still turn brunette? I suppose it's possible but I think we would've seen slightly darker hair in the picture. I'm curious about your own experience here, what do you think?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

With hair that light and being able to walk around, you really think it's possible that the child could still turn brunette? I suppose it's possible but I think we would've seen slightly darker hair in the picture. I'm curious about your own experience here, what do you think?

I was born dark blonde and now I'm dark brown; my dad looked blonde on old pictures and he turned almost black so I'd say it's not impossible but we would have to wait few more years to see.
Then we have unexpressed genes so if one of them (more likely Melinda) had a blonde ancestor she can pass it on without being blonde herself.