Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

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November 16 bug fixing build (archive)
Got an extra-large build for you today with 33 differences between it and the previous build!

Actually, this build contains a number of performance optimizations. I wonder if you’ll get a better framerate in this build?

To see a list of everything that is new or different in the latest update, scroll down past this gorgeous artwork of Oka Ruto by Vlad Bacescu!



Fixes and Changes
  • If the player scheduled a meeting with a student (by putting a note in that student’s locker) for a point in time when that student would be busy with an event, there was a bug that would cause the student to run to the meeting spot in the middle of their event. This bug has been fixed.
  • Fixed bug that caused Ryoba and the Yakuza to repeat their “talking about abduction for the first time” conversation every time Ryoba brought up the subject until she had successfully paid for an abduction.
  • Fixed bug that would cause the “Enjo Kosai” couple in the street to disappear if Kokona was killed (Kokona is no longer one of the two characters who appears on the street doing Enjo Kosai).
  • If you pay the Yakuza to kidnap a girl, you will now see a cutscene where the girl is kidnapped. The cutscene will play on the subsequent day, after you’ve left home for school.
  • Fixed bug that would cause the player’s current rival to be eliminated if they told the Yakuza to abduct a previous rival who had already been eliminated in some other fashion.
  • Fixed bug that caused female students’ bodies to deform in a strange way when performing their “warming up for sports club activities” animations.
  • Fixed bug that caused a student’s pathfinding to break if they dodged a falling bucket of water while running to a water fountain to have a drink.
  • Fixed bug that allowed the player to use the “Skip” button to repeatedly replay one part of the Befriend/Betray Osana cutscene.
  • Fixed bug that caused a lot of animations to stop working after the player returned from the delinquent beat-em-up minigame.
  • Gema now eats food at lunchtime during Mission Mode so that it’s possible to complete a mission that involves poisoning him.
  • Fixed bug that would allow the player to open the “Hint” menu in situations when the game shouldn’t be able to pause.
  • Fixed bug that caused Cooking Club students’ aprons to remain visible even after they had been put into garbage bags.
  • Fixed bug that allowed the player to summon the 1989 “Advice” menu while interacting with a rival’s suitor in 202X.
  • Optimized code related to tracking reputation to reduce reputation’s effect on performance and improve framerate.
  • The Psychology stat now has an accurate description when using the Gaming Club’s computer to boost your stats.
  • Fixed bug that would cause Ryoba to have Ayano’s hair if Ryoba removed a raincoat in the shower building.
  • Fixed bug that caused the “Return Home” option to appear on the pause menu during a Mission Mode mission.
  • Fixed bug that made teachers in 202X use the wrong type of cell phone and hold it at a bizarre angle.
  • Fixed bug that caused Ayano to have the wrong bust size during the delinquent beat-em-up minigame.
  • Fixed bug that caused Ryoba to wear Ayano’s stockings during the delinquent beat-em-up minigame.
  • Fixed bug that caused Nemesis to be marked with a “Rival” icon when viewed from the map screen.
  • Updated Scheme text that incorrectly claimed a screwdriver could be found in the Science Club.
  • Fixed bug that prevented some parts of the Settings menu from functioning on the title screen.
  • Updated the “Watch Senpai and Osana walk to school” scene to use Ayano’s new hair model.
  • Fixed bug that prevented Ayano’s new hair model from having an outline in Yandere Vision.
  • Fixed bug that would cause the Journalist to identify a garbage bag as a severed limb.
  • Fixed bug that caused Sora Sosuke to react to Kaguya’s death using Raibaru’s voice.
  • Fixed bug that prevented the game from updating the shader used for Ayano’s hair.
  • Fixed bug that gave Ryoba the wrong school uniform on the title screen.
  • Teiko’s hair is now longer to match her official character artwork.
  • Updated the map icon for Ayano to use her new hairstyle.
  • Updated Ayano’s Yancord icon to use her new hairstyle.
  • Improved framerate when moving the camera in the town.
 
Fan made Yandere Simulator comic (archive) Not really important but felt like sharing anyway
Hello!

A fan of Yandere Simulator has begun drawing a comic that is inspired by the game! It’s titled LOVESICK: Crimson and I think it looks really cool!


There are currently two chapters available; a prologue and chapter 1.

Check it out here: https://tapas.io/series/LOVESICK-Crimson

Ah, it’s so cool! And I love the creator’s art style so much! I wish this comic a ton of success!
 
November 18 bug fixing build (archive)
I fixed so many bugs in the previous build that I thought the game would be nearly bug-free at this point…but I made so many dozens of changes to the game in the previous build that I actually created a couple of new bugs! Darn! Well, time for another bug-fixing build…

To see a list of everything that is fixed or different in the latest build, scroll down past this hilarious video by Akwa:


Damn, it must have taken dozens of hours to do all of that video editing! That’s impressive!

By the way, you did see my blog post about the fan-made Yandere Simulator comic, right? Check it out!


Fixes and Changes
  • If Raibaru noticed a dropped weapon while sunbathing, she would return the weapon to its proper location, but if Osana had been killed while Raibaru was away, Raibaru would not resume sunbathing properly. This bug has been fixed.
  • Bugs would occur if the player detonated the explosive device while it was inside of a bookbag, so it is no longer possible to detonate the explosive device while it is inside of a bookbag.
  • Fixed bug that would cause the “Ryoba gets arrested” cutscene and the “memorial for a student’s death” cutscene to play simultaneously if the player eliminated the 10th rival on a Friday.
  • Fixed bug that would cause Osana to teleport out of the pool and back to her pool chair after being drowned in the pool.
  • Fixed bug that caused debug commands to perpetually remain active, after the player had activated them one time.
  • The “Mysterious Keys” will no longer appear in 1980s Mode, since they are for an 202X-exclusive easter egg.
  • Fixed bug that allowed the player to summon the map screen during the “Ryoba gets arrested” cutscene.
  • It is no longer possible for Ryoba to kill her future husband by pushing a bookcase on him.
  • Fixed bug that caused Ryoba’s clothing to be pure white during the courtroom scene.
  • Fixed bug that caused any corpse inside of a garbage bag to leak blood.
  • Added a “Skip” button to the “Ryoba gets arrested” cutscene.
 
(Currently mobilefagging so I’ll post the message I saved later when I’m on my PC)

I saw this interaction go down last night and knew I had to share it for you lovely fuckers. If you’re unaware, earlier in the thread it was mentioned that one of the many ways Alex passes time NOT making his game is by whaling out on a website/Twitch stream known as SaltyBet.

SaltyBet is, to put it simply, the most autistic version of gambling second only to WWE Champions. It’s a Twitch stream with a custom frontend site that hosts a 24/7 broadcast of a massive build of MUGEN (an open-source fighting game engine) loaded with thousands of characters and stages. Matches give you time to bet fictional currency (salt) on the winner, and the goal is to pile up your salt by winning unlikely bets.

Now, if you show up to the site at any given point you’ll generally see YanDev topping the bet chart (almost exclusively betting for le kawaii anime girl waifus even if the other fighter is much stronger) by millions. Alex is a massive whale for this stream to the point of having his own custom badge in the Twitch chat, and I’m unsure of how exactly (minus the absurd amount of time he spends there) he managed to accumulate his, reportedly, nearly billions of fictional currency. Whaling is mostly the explanation, but as far as I’m aware there is no way to pay real money for salt on SaltyBet so I’ll just narrow it down to him spending way too much time here.

Background aside, a night or two ago I had the stream open in the background while I did some work. Call me autistic, but this is where SaltyBet shines imo. They play some pretty good music sometimes and it can be relaxing to just turn your brain off and look at the weird ass matchups every now and then while you’re doing something more productive (like coding a game, for instance.)

However, this night in particular I looked over and happened to notice everybody’s favorite NOT game developer in chat. Regulars to the stream know he’s a high-roller and like to make bets against him, but shit didn’t hit the fan until someone joined the conversation who knew of Alex’s dollfucking, pedophilic past and called him a creep. Not directly, just offhandedly said “YanDev is a creep.” This was enough to send a couple of the spergs there into autistic overdrive defending their king whale. Several people with sub badges were berating this guy for “assuming he knew Alex’s personality from a 2 hour long YouTube video”. No, it’s not just muh sensationalist YouTubers that he show off that you’re a sick lazy fuck Alex, it’s yourself and your own antics.

Anyways, likely seething at his monitor, Alex wrote a long-winded cope message in chat about how YouTubers blow everything out of proportion and not to trust everything you see online. Unfortunately I didn’t grab a capture of this message, and I should have because it was fucking hilarious. My bad.

The sped slapfight ended when he bitched that there’s a command to call the host of the stream, Salty, in the case that there are technical issues on the stream, but no command to call a moderator when people aren’t sucking his dick and are instead hurting his feefees with mean words online. It was hysterical, and if you’re interested in watching Alex interact in an environment he actually seems to find comforting, than hit up SaltyBet every now and then and lurk to see if you can catch his coom crusted face emerge from the darkness to drop millions of fictional currency on his favorite trash tier anime waifus. It’s a treat.

TLDR: some guy calls Alex a creep on the twitch stream he’s lurking in, Alex proceeds to throw a shit fit and use the other whales to defend himself while bitching that he can’t immediately summon a mod (it was like 3 am btw) and ranting about the evil trolls and YouTubers ruining his life.
 
Now, if you show up to the site at any given point you’ll generally see YanDev topping the bet chart (almost exclusively betting for le kawaii anime girl waifus even if the other fighter is much stronger) by millions. Alex is a massive whale for this stream to the point of having his own custom badge in the Twitch chat, and I’m unsure of how exactly (minus the absurd amount of time he spends there) he managed to accumulate his, reportedly, nearly billions of fictional currency. Whaling is mostly the explanation, but as far as I’m aware there is no way to pay real money for salt on SaltyBet so I’ll just narrow it down to him spending way too much time here.
Managed to capture him betting on some fighters to see how much of the fictional currency he spends and...
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This isn't even a drop in the ocean compared to how much he's actually accumulated:
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Top of the rankings and still going, this is more than double the amount he had in December 2019, he allegedly threw a lot of money into one of the devs other projects called Waifu Wars Online in order to increase the amount of currency he was earning (refer to this post for more on this.)

Definitely seems like a case of him constantly grinding this shit.
 
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Manage to capture him betting on some fighters to see how much of the fictional currency he spends and...
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This isn't even a drop in the ocean compared to how much he's actually accumulated:
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Top of the rankings and still going, this is more than double the amount he had in December 2019, he allegedly threw a lot of money into one of the devs other projects called Waifu Wars Online in order to increase the amount of currency he was earning (refer to this post for more on this.)

Definitely seems like a case of him constantly grinding this shit.
Holy fucking shit. In the time I saw him he bet around 50mil before leaving and the most I had heard other users say he had in total was around a billion. But 6 billion? For those who aren’t extremely autistic and therefore don’t know much about the site/its fictional currency, that’s an absolute assload. That amount of salt outwhales people who are on the site 24/7 and win regularly, betting tens of millions. This scope of retardation is unparalleled. It’s no wonder why he hasn’t gotten his pedo heaven game done at this point.

Thank you, fellow Kiwi, for the information. I’ll be lurking SaltyBet over the next night or two to see if I can catch some more good content. Feel free to check in if you’re curious, I’m unaware of if we know him to lurk the Farms but it seems like this is the one place he feels safe in, so there might be some legendary spergouts in the coming future and I’d love to witness one for myself.

EDIT: Just wanted to add, as far as I’m aware there is no way to spend any of the salt you’ve earned on external rewards outside of earning a badge or two when you reach certain milestones (although even that I’m uncertain of). In effect his whaling has about the same impact as if say, I were to whale out thousands on reaction score here on the Farms. Barely a flex even to the people who use the site regularly, and the most I’d get from it would be a couple profile awards. But even that would be more then you earn from having a lot of money on SaltyBet iirc.
 
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Digging on /r/Osana I learned two things:
Our dear sweet YandereDev. The man who screams about how realistic and masterful his game is, yet won't do a single ounce of research on literally anything. Literally one quick Google search would've showed this, yet he can't even do that. It's genuinely astounding how he goes farther to do less work, when just doing the research would save him a metric shitton of time, energy, and mockery.
 
(Currently mobilefagging so I’ll post the message I saved later when I’m on my PC)

TLDR: some guy calls Alex a creep on the twitch stream he’s lurking in, Alex proceeds to throw a shit fit and use the other whales to defend himself while bitching that he can’t immediately summon a mod (it was like 3 am btw) and ranting about the evil trolls and YouTubers ruining his life.
Here's that picture I promised. My sincerest apologies for not grabbing the other messages I told you guys about, if anything happens in the future I'll try to be more on top of it. Unfortunately it means I don't really have proof for anything I described and you'll have to take my word on it, but it's just an anecdote that proves what we already know (Alex is a retard manbaby) so I'm assuming there's less at stake than, say, a serious allegation.

Anyways, context here is that he said this immediately after going on a retarded, tearful diatribe about how all the YouTubers making videos on him are totally just evil sensationalist trolls guys and you shouldn't believe anything they say and you're a lowlife internet sleuth out to ruin his life if you do. what a little bitch :story:

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What is this salty bet thingy, anyway?
Does the currency used in bets cost real money or something?
Per my original post;
SaltyBet is, to put it simply, the most autistic version of gambling second only to WWE Champions. It’s a Twitch stream with a custom frontend site that hosts a 24/7 broadcast of a massive build of MUGEN (an open-source fighting game engine) loaded with thousands of characters and stages. Matches give you time to bet fictional currency (salt) on the winner, and the goal is to pile up your salt by winning unlikely bets.
Also, not directly* but apparently it's possible to whale out real money for the currency by donating to the creator's other project, Waifu Wars Online, in exchange for multipliers to your salt won per winning bet. It's likely that, to get to the level he's at, Alex would've had to spend hundreds if not thousands to acquire the majority of his salt. The rest was obtained likely via an ungodly amount of time spent on the stream.
 
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