If you read Callie's thread I have said this multiple times.
Clara tweeted about this?
If so, that is hilarious. Even if it somehow wasn't her, the idea is still hilarious.
We've already seen how dumpy and matronly she was as an adolescent (hey, if Michael Be Titties is sanctioned to ridicule a minor's body, why aren't NEGZ and I?) There's no way that she blossomed into a siren and then aged right back into a dumpy, matronly body. I've seen her hatchet-faced, square-bodied interview in Outfoxed: long, stringy, dyed blonde hair doesn't erase dumpy and matronly as she seems to think. In fact, it highlights it by way of contrast.
And if she's trying to play up the image of having once been a vamp as though someone might think that applies to her today, that's especially hilarious considering what she's working with. I've been preparing for Kiwitober 2021, wanted some body references for Clara and came across these new (to me) ones:
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Mmm, that shmecksy dowager's hump. Those free range droopy dogs. That broad, shapeless potato ass. That fat, toneless, square waist. Oooo mami, get the stilettos!
For someone who says she's intent on managing the ravages of time and aging with style, Clara seems completely unwilling to do even the basics of in terms of diet and exercise. That's the body of someone who hasn't gotten up and walked away from a screen — let alone had a serious workout — in thirty years.
We all know some aging is inevitable but you don't have to look 76 at 56. Clara's fillers, potions and lotions are never going to substitute for the effects of eating properly and having a robust, active life.
He has taken a sudden turn for the worse, health wise. I think stress with losing his YT has messed him up. He looks older, fatter, yes but to me that fatness in the face looks like typical ‘alcohol puffiness’. If you‘ve been around heavy drinkers you recognise the look.
We all know Ron should have been more careful, but if I was DC, Callie, Frank, and whoever else, I'd feel funny about causing someone's total loss of income and everything they have. People like Callie justify it because they feel if they don't like someone, they should be wiped from existence. You shouldn't feel right knowing you caused that when you do the same shit he does. Now that person maybe can't pay their bills or give things to their kid. The karma on that can't be good, and Callie I certainly wouldn't be gloating about it.
This is the first time I've watched any of DogNutz Slurper's videos. Wow, Alfred really should have stuck to Lowes and Home Depot. He really is a low IQ death fat himself.
I wonder if Lauren ever worries about what the parents she's sponging off of with no sign of ever standing on her own two feet say about her when they lie awake at night despairing for their retirement and marital relationship as their hog of a munchie daughter navel-gazes about how present she is in the moment while finger-painting in her bedroom "studio." Does Lauren ever worry about that?
It's probably 'cause he's not screechy like FFPotat is, not as powerlevely as PulpySpergtax and doesn't gay-and-aids-sperg like DCSpediaGhoul. He's as milquetoast as it gets with those ragespergs and that makes him slightly more digestible than other reetards imo.
Yes, Lauren, keep painting the Forest Penises. It’s all entertainment.Lauren Kris updates us on her My 600 Elbees Munchie Life.
• Lauren's wanted to make a video for the last month but had a manic episode that drove her to work on her art shop "twelve hours a day." Someone describing a manic episode usually describes working for days or weeks without sleep, not working a normal workday. So...she had to deal with that "emotional turmoil."
• "A lot of people, like, force themselves to make videos when they don't feel like it but I don't want to do that."
Other things Lauren doesn't want to force herself to do:
• Lauren left Twitter and the internet for a little bit. It was an "amazing experience." Lauren has a remarkably low bar for "amazing."
- bathe and wash her oil slick hair
- get a job and support herself
- move out of her parents' basement and let them have loud sex in the privacy of their own home
- eat a salad
Oh! Except for a Discord server she's in "all the time" but that's just for "really close friends." But, guys, anyone who points out that the Haydurs and their Twitards are in private Discord servers masturbating over the Gaining Ground and NEGZ and discussing the flavor of their favorite brands of paste are totally just conspiratorial. Yeesh, you guys with your tinfoil hats.
• Lauren is in a dissociative state all the time and is never really present except when she was on a month-long break from doing videos, sitting around drawing tree peen on her iPad.
Funny how the Haydurs are quick to point out that Chantal's depression conveniently manifests when it's time to manage a responsibility and alleviates when it's time to do something she wants to do — but when munchie Lauren Kris describes the same thing and makes it a lifestyle at her parents' expense, that's all cool.
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TFW you know you're getting away with all your munchie shit...and maybe you dropped a little poopy in yo draws too.
• Her off-again on-again coofer gorlfriend is off the ventilator which is a huge stress off of Lauren's back. As an afterthought: "I'm sure a lot of stress off her back too."
• It was an "amazing" decision to leave Twitter. People were shocked she did it! Account is still up but private. She'd love to share with us all and what would help with that is not worrying about what "people" are saying about her, because for a while there she was worried about what "people" were saying about her online.
• Lauren is getting a lot of commissions for her tree peens and is a real arteest y'all. Just don't ask her to pay for her own rent or bills or groceries.
• If you have any suggestions, let Lauren know!
Suggestion: get a job.
Things have been popping off enough that I wasn't going to mention Angey, but since you brought her up - this is from a couple of days ago.Hmmmmmmmmmm, Angry Leech and SWMNBN are back being internet best friends forever? and have wedged their collective fat assess in a hillbilly/meth head/alcoholic community. i can hear the scraping of the bottom of the barrel from here.
Okay Hillibillys have no idea if you read the farms but i have some advice, RUN don't walk away from the above mentioned.
that is the only warning i personally will give.
Quite frankly i love to watch SWMNBN in action and bring down new communities. Guess the Boomer squad couldn't or didn't offer enough drama to contain our Mentally ill YouTube poster child. They are i imagine relived to have you out of their circle...they seemed to have offered you some support from some of the lives i caught. i'd ask you why you went back with angry after almost having your channel permanently yeeted but i find i just don't really care enough about you. Im just here for the frothy milky goodness.
