Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[Vi0l3t]

They have nine kids (they had ten, but Kim ran over one with her car and killed him. Really.)

Of the four adult Plath kids, only one remains in the IBLP fold: Hossana Plath Noble, married to the fundie famous Timothy Noble. Ethan, Micah, and Moirah have all left fundiedom. Ethan married a fundie lite woman named Olivia, who gradually got Ethan to realize how badly he'd been abused. Their happy, stable life inspired Micah and Moirah to leave fundie ways behind, which resulted in Kim kicking their asses out before they turned 18.

Wtf I didnt know they accidentally killed a kid sad

 

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You would think Jill would be embarrassed about her obviously terrible cooking (she normally never cooks, her daughters do, so she was majorly proud of the meal she made) and the pathetic lack of food for her huge family.

Especially because she know what a Thanksgiving for a large family is supposed to look like - here are photos of the Rods Thanksgiving in 2013.


It's obvious that her mom and sisters did the grocery shopping and cooking for the Grifting Rodurigii back then - they were all summoned to Jill's side for an early celebration because Jill was expecting number ten. But how can you see this, then look at that sad burned pile of shit and think, "yeah, I'm gonna show this off"?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Did she at least call herself the matron of honour? AFAIK, that's what you're traditionally supposed to do if you're married/significantly older than the bride/the bride's actual fucking mother.

I wouldn't blink at a secular wedding having a maid of honor who is an entire generation older than the bride and still calls her a maid. Sure. Whatever. But for a fundie, traditional family? I guess wanting to lap up all that sweet sweet attention and reminding everyone that she might still be fertile-- like a fresh, dainty maid!-- is more important than modesty for Jill.

Walking down the aisle twice. You cannot make this shit up. Is the mother even supposed to walk down the aisle traditionally? The bride is supposed to be the father's property until he gives her away. But we all know who's really in charge of this family.

I've been to a couple where the bride's mother walked down the aisle first, then the groom's mother and father walked the aisle together.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Walking down the aisle twice. You cannot make this shit up. Is the mother even supposed to walk down the aisle traditionally? The bride is supposed to be the father's property until he gives her away. But we all know who's really in charge of this family.

People do it in all different kinds of orders, but I've never seen anyone walk down the aisle twice. Nor have I ever seen a mom be the matron of honor, and I go to a lot of weddings.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

People do it in all different kinds of orders, but I've never seen anyone walk down the aisle twice. Nor have I ever seen a mom be the matron of honor, and I go to a lot of weddings.

I've never seen or heard of it either. I assume Jill's going to do this to all of her daughters.

 

[Bakarina]

Teenagers are next level. You put out a loaf of bread or a batch of cookies and it's like they see it has a challenge. There was a story in the news recently about a family of 11, nine kids mostly teens, and they were going through 12 gallons of milk a week. But those kids are probably a normal weight and reasonably well-nourished.

My uncles were football players back in high school and my grandparents bought a milk cow and chickens because caring for animals was cheaper than buying what they would consume for breakfast (each would consume gallon of milk, half a dozen eggs, and half a loaf of bread a piece each morning). They were also banned from the buffet style restaurant in their town because they legitimately ate everything one night when the team went out to celebrate a victory. They're also nearly 7 feet tall and they both have teenage sons that are also giants and into sports so holiday meal prep starts at least a week in advance.

Nor have I ever seen a mom be the matron of honor, and I go to a lot of weddings.

I've only seen the mom be Matron of Honor once but she had terminal cancer and it was mostly an excuse to have her in more photos (which everyone was all for and supported).

 

[Cheesegirl78]

My uncles were football players back in high school and my grandparents bought a milk cow and chickens because caring for animals was cheaper than buying what they would consume for breakfast (each would consume gallon of milk, half a dozen eggs, and half a loaf of bread a piece each morning). They were also banned from the buffet style restaurant in their town because they legitimately ate everything one night when the team went out to celebrate a victory. They're also nearly 7 feet tall and they both have teenage sons that are also giants and into sports so holiday meal prep starts at least a week in advance.

I've only seen the mom be Matron of Honor once but she had terminal cancer and it was mostly an excuse to have her in more photos (which everyone was all for and supported).

Teenage boys are vacuum cleaners when it comes to food, I tell you.

 

[Red Velvet Frappe]

Abeka curriculum is biased as hell, and it's all painted as a white savior complex and their history is white washed. They have mandatory Bible classes you get graded on, no creative thinking allowed. I actually took a good number of Bible classes there, and their science is all biblical based and fucked up. Even saved some of the books for a giggle because of how funny it was.

They literally work their students below minimum wage to mass produce their workbooks. Workplace injuries are covered up. They don't outsource anything.

I would also mention, it's about a 1,000 dollars to rent one entire school year of Abeka books for 1 student. You get it shipped to you, and then you have to ship it back. Otherwise they take your money and you don't get a return.

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Spoiler: Autistic sperging

I'll say a bit of stuff. I went to Pensacola Christian college for awhile and I had friends who worked for the abeka print shop. Alot of religious parents send their kids that they deem rebellious there. Good chunk of people there are average Joe's who just like cheap college and don't believe a word of the shit spewed there. I worked returns for the college on their abeka program, and I got piss covered cds back all the time, stuffed with glitter, even roaches and pb and j sandwiches. I've long since left that life.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I went to Pensacola Christian college for awhile

Hyles Anderson or GTFO.

 

[I am the Muffin Maker]

Has Nurie recovered from her birth experience? Assuming a stage 4 tear (ass to vag) it almost always requires surgery to fix and PT.

 

[Bakarina]

Has Nurie recovered from her birth experience? Assuming a stage 4 tear (ass to vag) it almost always requires surgery to fix and PT.

Jill hasn't posted anything about it but I hope she had some kind of follow-up after having Nemmy

 

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Jill has posted a 4-part episode of "Make Every Minute of Your Life Count with Jill". The topic? Rebellious children. It is filmed inside the RV, where Tim was last known to live. The plot thickens with regard to Tim's absence, my gossipy friends.

Jill has some real winners in this series, so treat yourself to a watch!

• Take a shot every time she brags about herself and how great she is; die from alcohol poisoning.
• Eating in a different way from your parents is a sin (did Tim get caught spending his own earnings on McDonald's without Jill's permission?)
• Rebellion against your parents is witchcraft
• Christians in India are all sent to concentration camps, her Indian pastor told her so

If she uses one more batch of white strips, her teeth are going to crumble.

 

[~*dank meme*~]

Rebelling against your natural hair color so you can achieve your non biblical dream of being a lot lizard or Kim Plath for TV is a gigantic sin, Jill.
Worry less about everyone else's rebellion and focus on your own greed and vanity. We wouldn't get the trainwreck that is this blonde, over caffeinated crackhead if she actually had the ability to self reflect, so...keep being you, I guess. Just wish your medieval ghouls you've fucked over didn't have to be part of your shitshow.

 

[Sparklepants]

It is filmed inside the RV, where Tim was last known to live.

Tim has his own trailer separate from the one with the baby cage. Bonus puppysighting. Uploading the image is being weird so here's the reddit thread and an archive.

r/FundieSnarkUncensored - In case you were looking at the puppy and didn't notice the background: here's our proof that Tim lives in his own little trailer on the property. It's basically the Rod version of Greg Brady getting the attic bedroom.

982 votes and 211 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

https://archive.md/PhBom

 

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So Tim was permitted to park an un-insulated pop up camper on his parents property and sleep there in exchange for rent. Letting him sleep in the RV was a step too far for David and JillPM.


I wonder what happened to that dog. Tim didn't have it with him when he made his frantic 24 hour drive to Texas; did it freeze to death? Did they starve it?

I suppose the exact same questions could be asked about Tim.

 

[Sparklepants]

So Tim was permitted to park an un-insulated pop up camper on his parents property and sleep there in exchange for rent. Letting him sleep in the RV was a step too far for David and JillPM.
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I wonder what happened to that dog. Tim didn't have it with him when he made his frantic 24 hour drive to Texas; did it freeze to death? Did they starve it?

I suppose the exact same questions could be asked about Tim.

I wonder if the angry video about rebellious kids was about Nurie and not Tim. Jill was in Florida with the Kellers when Anna's newest was born. She would have absolutely posted about knowing, maybe Nathan and Nurie just didn't tell precious Mama after she had the Rodlets build them a kitchen? How DARE Nurie take away her chance to spoil a baby's name after the pastor spoiled her chance?

 

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Jill takes her two favorite "babies" out shopping; Sophia makes her look bad so she isn't included. Jill talks to Janessa like an infant despite her being nearly 4 years old; no wonder the child is barely verbal (or ot could just be her brain damage from Plexus in utero, but we'll never know).

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Janessa will really suffer just by virtue of being the last “baby” Jill will just make it fucking weird forever

 

[cuddle striker]

I wonder if the angry video about rebellious kids was about Nurie and not Tim. Jill was in Florida with the Kellers when Anna's newest was born. She would have absolutely posted about knowing, maybe Nathan and Nurie just didn't tell precious Mama after she had the Rodlets build them a kitchen? How DARE Nurie take away her chance to spoil a baby's name after the pastor spoiled her chance?

if you read back a ways in the thread, Nathan has done a few "sermons" about the Evil of Social Media, directly at Jill. I'm thinking it just took her this long to realize those were about her. I think it's caused her to get more erratic about Nurie than usual.

What the hell IS going on with Tim?

 

[Vi0l3t]

Jill has posted a 4-part episode of "Make Every Minute of Your Life Count with Jill". The topic? Rebellious children. It is filmed inside the RV, where Tim was last known to live. The plot thickens with regard to Tim's absence, my gossipy friends.

Jill has some real winners in this series, so treat yourself to a watch!

• Take a shot every time she brags about herself and how great she is; die from alcohol poisoning.
• Eating in a different way from your parents is a sin (did Tim get caught spending his own earnings on McDonald's without Jill's permission?)
• Rebellion against your parents is witchcraft
• Christians in India are all sent to concentration camps, her Indian pastor told her so

If she uses one more batch of white strips, her teeth are going to crumble.
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Shes such a judgmental bitch, no wonder she loves religion