Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 196 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 790 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,389
Jack is an asshole boomer (same as Tammy) who behaves like an insufferable prick all the time.

I honestly think junior might be worse though. Could legit see him shooting up a school or lynching someone when the roid rage takes over. Briana should get out while she still can.
Jr. is too poor to afford ‘roids. He probably slams 2 bangs like his dumbass father and calls it a day.
 
The problems with Jr is he has inherited his dad's levels of delusion. Sr thinks he's a TV chef and Jr thinks he is a rapper.

Sr has a wife who used to earn good money and was happy to let Jack stay home all day and watch Spongebob and eat snacks under the pretence of Jack putting in a day of work in the "studio" at "the show".

It's unlikely Brianna is going to do the same and let Jr pretend to be a rapper while he games all day. This is where I fear Jr will snap and cause her serious harm because he has been raised to think Sr's lifestyle is OK and something he can do too and he is going to find out the hard way his dad has had a ridiculously easy life.

I just hope Brianna won't be the punchbag when Jr realises he has to work to get somewhere in this life.
 
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In video format for those who do not want their eyes to function anymore.
Idk what's worse, him eating like a pig at the trough or the fact that he doesn't even chew the food and just swallows it.
I'm pretty sure that tongue made more "Tammy's" happy in a year than Jack in his whole life. :story:
I just hope Brianna won't be the punchbag when Jr realises he has to work to get somewhere in this life.
He never will realise that, when Jack jr., is going to be the same age as his dad is now he'll still work entry level jobs at 7/11 or cleaning the shitter at McD's. Jack jr. couldn't even keep the construction job his grandpa(?) got him because he is (as it is Jack sr) a lazy workshy piece of shit. If Jack jr would be able to think and breathe at the same time he would have gone to a trade school and learned a trade which would make him some good money. But that is ofc impossible because of his soon to take off "rap career".
Jack jr or as I would call him The Vanilla Ice for the mentally handicapped, get a real job you dumb wigger.
 
isn't jack the most pleasant human being?

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Is this guy capable of not being an asshole to simple questions?

notice the insane urgency? not only does he say the pizza is still "piping hot" but look how quickly he shoves it into his face. its like he thinks its gonna fly away
It's not just that. But when the pizza is piping hot like that you take small bites. Mushbrain still shoves half of it into his mouth before slurping up the very hot cheese. This guy hasn't learned how to eat properly which is why he always shoves the food halfway down his throat before biting. That and the tongue thing shows that Jack sucks dick.

Qali's closeted rage is overwhelming with this post.
This coming from the guy that hangs out with literal children at the murderchurch.

You're not fooling anybody Qtard Cali. We C U.
 
Qali's closeted rage is overwhelming with this post.
Ironic considering Jrs creepy-ass youth ministry hugs and his photos of the kids.

Jack is an asshole boomer (same as Tammy) who behaves like an insufferable prick all the time.

I honestly think junior might be worse though. Could legit see him shooting up a school or lynching someone when the roid rage takes over. Briana should get out while she still can.
I was extremely concerned when I saw just how many holes in the wall there were in his bedroom. Fist-sized and controller-sized ones.

He definitely has severe anger issues.

If he wants easy access to kids get whatever degree you need for youth ministry. But he's too dumb and lazy even for that.
I'm pretty sure you just need a skateboard and a baseball cap and the local pastor will let you "Rap with the youths about Jesus."
 

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I’m currently rewatching the Olive Garden (OG) Quarantine video, up to the six minute mark where Jack is still trying to figure out how the Olive Garden app works. He’s throwing a goddamn fit over OG entrees lmaooooo. Also, I thought he despised OG with every fiber of his being. Tammy wanted her Buy One Take One labeled, maybe so Jack feels guilty for eating it during the middle of the night, and he snaps at her because he can’t figure out how to get his keyboard to close because it covers up the ‘Save’ button. All he had to do was press the ‘Return’ aka the Enter button on the keyboard. Can the US Government potentially revoke this man’s rights to have a technology channel on YouTube? How goddamn embarrassing. Any normal human being would throw this 6 minute recording out and take it from the top. But not this smelly sack of pathetic shit, nope, let me just show my audience how I really treat my wife over some fucking takeout food.
 
I’m currently rewatching the Olive Garden (OG) Quarantine video, up to the six minute mark where Jack is still trying to figure out how the Olive Garden app works. He’s throwing a goddamn fit over OG entrees lmaooooo. Also, I thought he despised OG with every fiber of his being. Tammy wanted her Buy One Take One labeled, maybe so Jack feels guilty for eating it during the middle of the night, and he snaps at her because he can’t figure out how to get his keyboard to close because it covers up the ‘Save’ button. All he had to do was press the ‘Return’ aka the Enter button on the keyboard. Can the US Government potentially revoke this man’s rights to have a technology channel on YouTube? How goddamn embarrassing. Any normal human being would throw this 6 minute recording out and take it from the top. But not this smelly sack of pathetic shit, nope, let me just show my audience how I really treat my wife over some fucking takeout food.
I’ve notice that Jack has a shit ton of issues with technology. It’s kind of funny. Maybe all his fat is frying his brain
 
Coming soon: more pots and pans to give away to the homeless!

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Fucking hell, how many times has he reviewed this same exact product? Oh but this one has a red granite finish, the last ones were stainless steel, so that's a big difference. And you know it's just going to be him pan-frying some chicken and going "WOW LOOK AT THAT" and "it cooks rully gud u guys".
 
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