DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I dont have the source here but i swear he said at least one time that his only job was to play the game and have fun

Yeah I'm fairly sure about that as well.

His utter lack of understanding how his so called job works is both infuriating and entertainingly fascinating at the same time.

If you MLG Pro at games you can get away with having a no commentary gameplay channel that is about the game alone.

If you stream YOU are the entertainment, the game is a factor for sure, but if you are good at it it's not about the game. This shit aint rocket science but piggy is just to retarded, lazy and self absorbed to grasp this fact.

 

[Elescondido]

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Good Lord StrokeSydeFace is his new look...

Fucking hell...

"You guys are unbelievable" He really does believe he is entitled to having an audience

 

[TheGoutburglar]

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This is one of the most obnoxious things he does, and that's saying something, when we're talking about a guy who enjoys snorting and throat-clearing right into the mic.

But at the same time, it shows what he really is, which is a spoiled child in a grumpy old man's body. Never lose sight of that as you get irritated by Phil, the fact that he isn't able to hide because he's incompetent at it. Take solace in it, it's the one saving grace of following the life and times of the pigroach.

Right before he left for his break: ''What can I do about people leaving?''.

Are you for real bitch? It's your FUCKING JOB to entertain people.

Credit where it's due, at least he's asking the question instead of making a bitchy statement along the lines of "Time for my break, and for half the audience to leave.", followed by a big sigh and possibly an eye roll.

Though obviously this isn't leading anywhere productive or pleasant, and because Phil is Phil, and on top of that, his audience is not and will not ever again consist of more than tards who watch him for no reason and detractors who want to laugh at him. There's NOTHING he can do to keep people around that involves anything he WANTS to do. Only the stuff he adamantly refuses to do, for the same reason he refuses to accept what his audience forever consists of.

I dont have the source here but i swear he said at least one time that his only job was to play the game and have fun

I can say this, he constantly excuses himself from a challenge by stating that he wants to have a good time, and generally acts like putting his enjoyment aside for sake of a good stream is not even a concept to him. Why do I get the feeling this attitude helped cost him all of his 9-5s, BTW? Or at the very least, helped cements his decision to (poorly) play video games and be a jackass on camera for a living until the day he dies?

Oh, and he did once bitch about low tips by claiming it was "kind of his job" to get them. Mask fully off on that one.

He never sincerely asks what he can do for his audience to entertain them, only what will get them to tip.

It's like he's TRYING to prove our case against him as a mobile gaming addict. Who the fuck else thinks only of tips while being a full-time streamer who ALSO gets monthly checks?

 

[Freshtodeath]

Has he said what he is doing for thanksgiving? usually his mother sends him slop from shit you order from a catalogue and he eats it on paper plates.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

(Also not guilty let's fucking goooooo)

 

[Freshtodeath]

LOL successful streamers insult their audience on twitter. Their audience who is pretty generous considering the shit tier content.

 

[Comma]

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(Also not guilty let's fucking goooooo)

Imagine getting told you should broaden your horizon by someone who leaves the house for only a couple of hours literally once a week.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

wait now that R* admitted that the trilogy is shit he's agreeing that it's shit? Phil what happened to the doctored pictures and people lying about the bugs?

Did he actually defend that shitfest remake? Why??? It would’ve made so much more sense for Phil to play it and riff on all the bugs and crazy shit that happens, instead he shills for it? Holy shit Phil you are retarded

 

[capefear56]

Another song that encapsulates Phil's life pretty well.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Did he actually defend that shitfest remake? Why??? It would’ve made so much more sense for Phil to play it and riff on all the bugs and crazy shit that happens, instead he shills for it? Holy shit Phil you are exceptional

Phil is out of touch of anything gaming related unless it's mobile in spite of actually living off vidya.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Another song that encapsulates Phil's life pretty well.

Better:

 

[TheGoutburglar]

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(Also not guilty let's fucking goooooo)

Picking two options simultaneously, like always. Doesn't want to stick with a niche that gets him some loyalty, but won't put up with the downside of being a variety streamer either. "You will watch everything I do!" That's his attitude, and not just because higher views equate to higher tips in his damaged mind. It strokes his ego, too, the feeling of having such command over the attention of his entire audience. There's a reason he congratulates himself over satisfying streams with comments about how it means people love watching HIM.

Oh, and that's to say nothing of his decision to play so many types of games being motivated by his desire to play as little of each one as possible per day. It has nothing to do with it being a sound business decision, especially since it doesn't involve any difficult games anymore, which takes away from the variety by quite a bit.

And of course, it would help if those two hours didn't include so much begging for tips that are going to be wasted on wrestling jpegs, as if his audience doesn't know about that.

 

[hundredthousand]

Has he said what he is doing for thanksgiving? usually his mother sends him slop from shit you order from a catalogue and he eats it on paper plates.

Remember this picture of his sad, depressing Thanksgiving dinner? Complete with paper plates and Tums for that afterwards-indigestion.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If you think Phil holds any actual reasoned-out (even if you disagree with them) political views, you're dumber than he is.

Phil might, but he'll never say them as long as he has to abide by Youtube/Twitch/Etc...

It's further proof that Phil is only in it because it's easy money. He never cared about what his job is supposed to be. He plays games and makes money for doing that, completely unaware that the full point of his job is to engage his audience.

Phil has even said this lately. His job is progressing in games, and you should tip him for it. It's bad enough that people who actually entertaining or skilled at playing video games can make a comfortable living doing this, Phil provides absolutely nothing besides being a barely notable e-begging assclown.

 

[IHateMyJob]

Less then a minute back from break and get's a $78 tip. "$78 out of no where that I wasn't even aware of that just popped up" Phil you need to do a better acting job on these planned tips. I guess he forgot that most tips come out of the blue (with the exception of this OMM pre planned tips) and he also forgot that tips over $4.20 have a pop up. Hitting the gin early today,.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Remember this picture of his sad, depressing Thanksgiving dinner? Complete with paper plates and Tums for that afterwards-indigestion.

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Wow, I knew piggy had low standards when it came to food but this… this really is just sad. It barely even looks edible. Calling it slop isn’t even derogatory, that’s just what that shit is.

He makes so much money, surely he could realize that it might be much more enjoyable to skip out on the WWE pulls this week in favor of a nice thanksgiving meal for him and his horse, right?

What am I saying, it’s Phil. What makes him feel good in the present FAR outranks what could make him feel good in the future.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of stream status:

Total tip: $155

Top tip: Tynal ($78. )

Viewer: 178

Phil's begging worked, Tynal tipped the rest to hit the $150 goal

Kevin Burnstein us a proud cuck

Despite the desperate tweet, Phil has 178 viewers only

 

[Freshtodeath]

Wow, I knew piggy had low standards when it came to food but this… this really is just sad. It barely even looks edible. Calling it slop isn’t even derogatory, that’s just what that shit is.

He makes so much money, surely he could realize that it might be much more enjoyable to skip out on the WWE pulls this week in favor of a nice thanksgiving meal for him and his horse, right?

What am I saying, it’s Phil. What makes him feel good in the present FAR outranks what could make him feel good in the future.

His mother orders for him from the home shopping network I am pretty sure

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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(Also not guilty let's fucking goooooo)

So, insulting your audience now counts as being chill? Why would I, as a normal thinking person, want to "broaden my horizons" with some capeshit game as a "plan" to give you money? I thought you (yes, YOU) were supposed to be entertaining us, Phil?

Holy fuck, the entitlement.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Remember this picture of his sad, depressing Thanksgiving dinner? Complete with paper plates and Tums for that afterwards-indigestion.

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Near end of stream status:

Total tip: $155

Top tip: Tynal ($78. )

Viewer: 178

Phil's begging worked, Tynal tipped the rest to hit the $150 goal

Kevin Burnstein us a proud cuck

Despite the desperate tweet, Phil has 178 viewers only

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Christ Kevin needs to dial it back, if you are going to LARP as a DSP fan you still have to make it somewhat believable.