Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
bethfromcountryhouse said:
That was my first thought too but I had to double check. You're absolutely right about the other cat and he's definitely gonna milk that but please fact check before you shit yourself in front of the badass motherfuckers on kiwi farms.
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Fair enough, and par the course for my track record. If anything I'm a consistent character by now.
On the topic of cats, average lifespan is anywhere from 12-20 years. So it's quite possible for the one being put down to have been around since he was 7- doubly so if it was indoor only and they got lucky with no cancers or diabetes in late life.
 
Odds on this being a cover story for being incompetent?
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Maybe he will start begging for programming "advice" to help him recover.
 
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He did adopt an old ass cat when he moved into the condo and bragged about what a great person he was for doing so. And like a bunch of people on here were talking about seeing through it lol

He has also talked about putting down a cat like three times already and always gets hella ass pats for it.

If he has had the dead/dying cat since he was 7 it probably lives at his mom's house. It has also possibly died before.
 
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Helmut A Ebne said:
Odds on this being a cover story for being incompetent?
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Maybe he will start begging for programming "advice" to help him recover.
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There are two reasons I don't believe his story. One is the level a waterhead like Chibi is presumably currently working at I can't fathom any kind of code he could write that would do something this catastrophic. In my own recent adventures in learning to code I've done a lot of dumb shit and the worst that's happened is an endless loop or traceback error.

The other reason I don't believe him is if this shit is so l33t Hackerman advanced he'd be making backups instead of just fucking around in this code he's spent hours on then running it without second thought. I thought this is also the reason you make modules, so if one thing does fuck up it doesn't ruin everything else.

Having said all that this is Adam, who is an expert at snatching defeat from the jaws of even the most minor victories, so if anyone could do it it's him.
 
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Eddie Kessler said:
Overbearing, yet useless mother.
EmpathNarcissist
exceptional.
Autism.
Gay hair.
Cake "cumshots".
Suicide teasing.
"Stripper".

How the fuck have you NOT trooned out yet. Can't even get that right, huh.
Had such high hopes for you Chibi. Yet again, you prove to be a disappointment.
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Trooning out would involve work, commitment and a desire to actually complete something.

None of those things are in Chibi's vocabulary.
 
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Vuzz said:
I know that we knew chibi was going to some exceptional diploma mill, but heres our confirmationg that it is specifically full sail
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As always, it’s someone else’s fault. The professor’s fault for holding him to the same standards as all the other students who handed their work in on time. The other students’ faults for not rallying behind him and all not handing their projects in as a show of solidarity. The most likely explanation, of course, is that everyone at Full Sail saw the SGDQ incident or the cheating video and are out to troll him.
 
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Vuzz said:
I know that we knew chibi was going to some exceptional diploma mill, but heres our confirmationg that it is specifically full sail
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I fucking knew it'd be Full Sail. That's $100k a year, he's gonna be in debt for. Odds are pretty high that he saw AVGN advertising that course and just signed up out of impulse (and I'd go as far as saying he wasn't thinking of becoming a games designer until he saw a Full Sail Uni sponsorship from a faggy YT shill). You gotta love how much our boy spends on his short-lived/overly ambitious goals
 
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Wonathan Joss said:
I fucking knew it'd be Full Sail. That's $100k a year, he's gonna be in debt for. Odds are pretty high that he saw AVGN advertising that course and just signed up out of impulse (and I'd go as far as saying he wasn't thinking of becoming a games designer until he saw a Full Sail Uni sponsorship from a faggy YT shill). You gotta love how much our boy spends on his short-lived/overly ambitious goals
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Wow. Somehow, the $8k loan for the Yooka Laylee kickstarter is still not the worst financial decision Adam has ever made.
 
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Someone's not too happy about the verdict (I'm sure he watched the whole trial) :
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If you don't like it, leave Cheebs.
Cope, seethe, and dilate.

update edit (what a surprise) :
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second update:
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Careful with that language Chibi, subhuman can be used to describe a lot of things.
 
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If Chibi hates living in a country that badly where the prosecution has to prove your guilt beyond a reasonable doubt, where you are innocent until proven guilty, and where you are tried by a jury of your peers, I'm sure countries without systems like that in place would gladly take him.
 
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