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I hope that the court will somehow, directly or indirectly, address Russell's supposed talent. Kind of how like Ralph got called a cuck in court records.
An offhand statement clarifying that Russ may think he's talented, but that AGT determined that he wasn't talented enough to get on TV. Something like that. That's the most I can reasonably hope for from all this. But I'd be thrilled to get anything more. Fingers crossed that this doesn't just get unceremoniously dismissed before Russ gets shit on by AGT's lawyers.
Or better yet, how about make it a game show. Hold tryouts for lawyers to try the case, and select 12 of the best. They can then take turns dunking on Russ on camera, competing for a cash prize, or partnership at a sponsoring firm. Eliminate lawyers as you go, especially hilarious motions or rulings get you elimination immunity for an episode.
In the end, whoever makes Russ's head tighten and pop into a cloud of red mist wins. They can call it America's Next Skordas.
Something like the judge writing in their ruling to dismiss his suit: "While Mr. Greer obviously has a high opinion of his alleged talents, those in charge of deciding which applicants get to go on to being contestants on America's Got Talent obviously felt that Greer's talents were below their standards even for gag contestants. The production staff of AGT are well within their rights to decide who can and cannot compete on their show and decided that Mr. Greer was no suitable to feature on AGT. The court finds no evidence to back plaintiff's claims of discrimination and rules to dismiss with prejudice."
Isn't it weird to use the word "troll" in this kind of context ? I wouldn't be surprised if, to the ears of many, it was at best a really informal way of saying "people I don't like", and at worst, just a childish word.
I lol'd at "risqué " with the accent and all. Why is he like this ?
Russhole looks like a troll in the classical sense, in that he should be living under a bridge somewhere and getting outsmarted by billygoats.
"I did most of the work because I'm the best"
People who are the best never lose. The only thing Russ has ever won in his life was LOLcow of the Year.
He's also a Darwin Award winner just by being himself, because no woman alive will ever have Russhole's babies.