Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[Protozoangod]

Rebelling against your natural hair color so you can achieve your non biblical dream of being a lot lizard or Kim Plath for TV is a gigantic sin,

Hey, hey, hey. Even truckers have standards.

 

[Hugh Wotmaet]

What the hell IS going on with Tim?

Honestly I was up for all the irreverent joking about him a week or so ago, but I’m actually starting to get concerned about his wellbeing. Wherever he is.

Tim, as much of a release from your horrific life death would be, please don’t be dead

 

[Sparklepants]

Tim gave precious Mama flowers “just because” so I guess he’s alive? Or Jill is pretending on social media again.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Tim gave precious Mama flowers “just because” so I guess he’s alive? Or Jill is pretending on social media again.

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And of course the white trash fundie wouldn't be white trash fundie without shilling off her plexus wares.

 

[Bakarina]

Honestly I was up for all the irreverent joking about him a week or so ago, but I’m actually starting to get concerned about his wellbeing. Wherever he is.

Tim, as much of a release from your horrific life death would be, please don’t be dead

Part of me thinks he's in a shallow grave and will eventually be reported missing and it turns into a cold case. Another part Hope's that he's escaped fundie land with a nice lad/gal who helped him escape.

He's most likely being punished though for having to work and not being able to put Jilldo's will first for once.

 

[Meredith Swift]

That flower post makes me even more worried that she's covering something up. It's not like any of her "best momma ever" gifts have ever actually come from any of the kids.

I wonder if she sent him away to gay conversion camp. Or worse.

 

[Red Velvet Frappe]

I know this is off topic, but I want to make it clear how fucking lazy this family is at getting any sort of education, especially Tim.

Pensacola Christian college is 5,000 and some change a semester, accredited, and has a work program that you can either work for 6/7 years and graduate debt free while paying like 800$ a semester to live there while working full time and doing like 1 two credit class for the first year and then it's normal college and part time work.

Not to mention they're "pastors" full time, and the college will just hand you a scholarship for being a pastors kid. No strings attached.

There's also a work program that you can work to pay off the college and work for them, and Sallie Mae loans. If you work for the summer at Pensacola, you legit can pay for a entire semester, and there's also interterm work.

Tim could easily have gotten some two year associates degree in something at a college like that, for nearly free if they'd bothered to even go that route. He'd pick up some other fundie religious girl and they'd be married within two years, and he would have had a legit degree. It would have been like some paperwork office degree, or accounting, but it would have been easily done.

The entire fucking reason I've come to realize is that this entire family is just lazy. There's so many opportunities he could have done, and all of these kids could do.

It all boils down to laziness. None of them want to work, but instead just be handed stuff simply for being Christians. I saw the stuff that some of these other Christians at pcc were doing, and it's just sheer unwillingness to put in the slightest bit of effort on this families part.

 

[Hugh Wotmaet]

Tim gave precious Mama flowers “just because” so I guess he’s alive? Or Jill is pretending on social media again.

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Preaching to the choir here, pun intended, but there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell I believe those flowers are from Tim or any of her kids. Jildo most likely cut those off a neighbour’s or public park’s bush or something equally classless

 

[Judy Garland’s Corpse]

Jill has posted a 4-part episode of "Make Every Minute of Your Life Count with Jill". The topic? Rebellious children. It is filmed inside the RV, where Tim was last known to live. The plot thickens with regard to Tim's absence, my gossipy friends.

Jill has some real winners in this series, so treat yourself to a watch!

• Take a shot every time she brags about herself and how great she is; die from alcohol poisoning.
• Eating in a different way from your parents is a sin (did Tim get caught spending his own earnings on McDonald's without Jill's permission?)
• Rebellion against your parents is witchcraft
• Christians in India are all sent to concentration camps, her Indian pastor told her so

If she uses one more batch of white strips, her teeth are going to crumble.
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If “eating differently” than your parents is a sin, all the starving Rodlets are going to hell, while tubby Mama Jill and the obese ghoul are bound for the pearly gates.

 

[multiverse]

Looks like "school" has been canceled for the Rod Boys ever since Jill spent the last of their stimmy checks on vacation and not on the Mennonites, and they have been pressed into construction services in advance of the Nurthlings' arrival.

Even Fat Dave is working, and so is 15 year old Gabe... but still no Tim.

Jill spends all day in her bedroom suite scrolling the internet, and she definitely reads anything published about herself on lolcow watching websites. She's perfectly capable of trying to address concerns about Tim's whereabouts with a stupid ruse like the "roses from Tim!".

But the fact is, we haven't seen any photos or videos made of or with Tim since August (Jill was still publishing their August travel photos into early September, when the last Tim post was). If there's no Tim at Thanksgiving next week, I think there's plenty cause for concern.

I truly hope he managed to escape and move put on his own, rather than this being him sent to a Christian re-education place.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I know this is off topic, but I want to make it clear how fucking lazy this family is at getting any sort of education, especially Tim.

Pensacola Christian college is 5,000 and some change a semester, accredited, and has a work program that you can either work for 6/7 years and graduate debt free while paying like 800$ a semester to live there while working full time and doing like 1 two credit class for the first year and then it's normal college and part time work.

Not to mention they're "pastors" full time, and the college will just hand you a scholarship for being a pastors kid. No strings attached.

There's also a work program that you can work to pay off the college and work for them, and Sallie Mae loans. If you work for the summer at Pensacola, you legit can pay for a entire semester, and there's also interterm work.

Tim could easily have gotten some two year associates degree in something at a college like that, for nearly free if they'd bothered to even go that route. He'd pick up some other fundie religious girl and they'd be married within two years, and he would have had a legit degree. It would have been like some paperwork office degree, or accounting, but it would have been easily done.

The entire fucking reason I've come to realize is that this entire family is just lazy. There's so many opportunities he could have done, and all of these kids could do.

It all boils down to laziness. None of them want to work, but instead just be handed stuff simply for being Christians. I saw the stuff that some of these other Christians at pcc were doing, and it's just sheer unwillingness to put in the slightest bit of effort on this families part.

I legitimately don't think he would be accepted to or be able to complete courses at Pensacola, Crown, or any other fundie college. I doubt he had the reading comprehension or study skills to complete his pilot program(s). He'd need to complete one of those emergency remedial programs they have for functionally illiterate people who want to join that military in order to get any further education anywhere.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Looks like "school" has been canceled for the Rod Boys ever since Jill spent the last of their stimmy checks on vacation and not on the Mennonites, and they have been pressed into construction services in advance of the Nurthlings' arrival.

Even Fat Dave is working, and so is 15 year old Gabe... but still no Tim.
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Jill spends all day in her bedroom suite scrolling the internet, and she definitely reads anything published about herself on lolcow watching websites. She's perfectly capable of trying to address concerns about Tim's whereabouts with a stupid ruse like the "roses from Tim!".

But the fact is, we haven't seen any photos or videos made of or with Tim since August (Jill was still publishing their August travel photos into early September, when the last Tim post was). If there's no Tim at Thanksgiving next week, I think there's plenty cause for concern.

I truly hope he managed to escape and move put on his own, rather than this being him sent to a Christian re-education place.

Looks better than Misty's shit shack

 

[LonesomeDud]

The Duggars didn't have a TV [...] I don't want to derail but are there bible verses regarding media? Like where does radio, electricity, TV, social media fall exactly under Christian rulebooks? I'm only half sarcastic.

The Duggars had a TV. The Duggars didn't allow the children to watch the TV. There is a major difference.

As far as what the Bible says:


Your eye is the lamp of your body. When your eye is healthy, your whole body is full of light, but when it is bad, your body is full of darkness. - Luke 11:34

I will not set before my eyes anything that is worthless. I hate the work of those who fall away; it shall not cling to me. A perverse heart shall be far from me; I will know nothing of evil. - Psalms 101:3-4

"Take no part in the unfruitful works of darkness, but instead expose them." - Ephesians 5:11

“All things are lawful,” but not all things are helpful. “All things are lawful,” but not all things build up." 1 Corinthians 10:23

There are a number more, but those are the ones I really like. Media isn't good or bad. People have good or bad hearts.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

I know this is off topic, but I want to make it clear how fucking lazy this family is at getting any sort of education, especially Tim.

Pensacola Christian college is 5,000 and some change a semester, accredited, and has a work program that you can either work for 6/7 years and graduate debt free while paying like 800$ a semester to live there while working full time and doing like 1 two credit class for the first year and then it's normal college and part time work.

Not to mention they're "pastors" full time, and the college will just hand you a scholarship for being a pastors kid. No strings attached.

There's also a work program that you can work to pay off the college and work for them, and Sallie Mae loans. If you work for the summer at Pensacola, you legit can pay for a entire semester, and there's also interterm work.

Tim could easily have gotten some two year associates degree in something at a college like that, for nearly free if they'd bothered to even go that route. He'd pick up some other fundie religious girl and they'd be married within two years, and he would have had a legit degree. It would have been like some paperwork office degree, or accounting, but it would have been easily done.

The entire fucking reason I've come to realize is that this entire family is just lazy. There's so many opportunities he could have done, and all of these kids could do.

It all boils down to laziness. None of them want to work, but instead just be handed stuff simply for being Christians. I saw the stuff that some of these other Christians at pcc were doing, and it's just sheer unwillingness to put in the slightest bit of effort on this families part.

I mean, sure, JILL is lazy. Fat Dave is the fat embodiment of lazy. The kids are just ignorant and afraid.

 

[Bakarina]

I mean, sure, JILL is lazy. Fat Dave is the fat embodiment of lazy. The kids are just ignorant and afraid.

That and they have legitimately haven't been given any tools to succeed. At least the girls have the potential to marry decent people and hopefully get help that way but the boys are screwed.

 

[BluntyBitch]

I mean, sure, JILL is lazy. Fat Dave is the fat embodiment of lazy. The kids are just ignorant and afraid, through no real fault of their own. But I do believe that, regardless of upbringing, there comes a time where you do need to teach yourself responsibility if nobody else will, so I still mostly agree.

I can't remember, did Jill or Goblins go to private or public school?

It always bothers me when fundies who had a traditional education try homeschooling and epically fail. Like didn't they see what happened to the idiots who did poorly in school? Of course she would never admit Tim was a wakeup call, as that assumes it was a wakeup call to begin with, and to get her kids education in order. But nope, half-ass education as long as it's Jesus! Is fiiiiine

My friends who work in schools say there's 3 grades of kindergarteners - the kinderbeaners, the first graders, and second graders, since covid shut down their schools and fucked everything up.

Can u imagine?

I bet Tim stuck out like a sore thumb, with his weird speech and seeming like he's a middle schooler in his affect. That and he had less education than a middle schooler. Yikes. I bet the college kids all assumed he was inbred.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I can't remember, did Jill or Goblins go to private or public school?

It always bothers me when fundies who had a traditional education try homeschooling and epically fail. Like didn't they see what happened to the idiots who did poorly in school? Of course she would never admit Tim was a wakeup call, as that assumes it was a wakeup call to begin with, and to get her kids education in order. But nope, half-ass education as long as it's Jesus! Is fiiiiine

My friends who work in schools say there's 3 grades of kindergarteners - the kinderbeaners, the first graders, and second graders, since covid shut down their schools and fucked everything up.

Can u imagine?

I bet Tim stuck out like a sore thumb, with his weird speech and seeming like he's a middle schooler in his affect. That and he had less education than a middle schooler. Yikes. I bet the college kids all assumed he was inbred.

And Nurie was being courted by a young man who was a dentist, but Jill's inability to give them privacy and Nuries' lack of education caused him to break with her.

 

[Bakarina]

I can't remember, did Jill or Goblins go to private or public school?

It always bothers me when fundies who had a traditional education try homeschooling and epically fail. Like didn't they see what happened to the idiots who did poorly in school? Of course she would never admit Tim was a wakeup call, as that assumes it was a wakeup call to begin with, and to get her kids education in order. But nope, half-ass education as long as it's Jesus! Is fiiiiine

My friends who work in schools say there's 3 grades of kindergarteners - the kinderbeaners, the first graders, and second graders, since covid shut down their schools and fucked everything up.

Can u imagine?

I bet Tim stuck out like a sore thumb, with his weird speech and seeming like he's a middle schooler in his affect. That and he had less education than a middle schooler. Yikes. I bet the college kids all assumed he was inbred.

I believe Jill was homeschooled but her mom went to public school. David's family, while religious, weren't fundie religious if I'm remembering correctly.

 

[Sparklepants]

I can't remember, did Jill or Goblins go to private or public school?

I don't know about David's high school education, he did attend some Bible Institute and a seminary. Jill is a graduate of the "Joyful Noyes Christian Academy Homeschool" according to the wedding announcements for quadriplegic Amy Foster. Amy had a failed engagement before she married, thus the multiple announcements.

 

[latter day taint]

I legitimately don't think he would be accepted to or be able to complete courses at Pensacola, Crown, or any other fundie college. I doubt he had the reading comprehension or study skills to complete his pilot program(s). He'd need to complete one of those emergency remedial programs they have for functionally illiterate people who want to join that military in order to get any further education anywhere.

He would likely need to take an adult GED course first and then possibly a year at community college doing remedial classes before he could think of going to PCC.