DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[capefear56]

This insane cope sheds light on the true problem with Dark's streams is that he doesn't actually like playing any games. If he wanted to get decent at Halo he could just play it a few times a week, there's literally no reason he can't do that. No, what he really wants is to have some tenuous excuse for why he can't be good and then move away from competitive games for awhile. Total manchild bitch.

He doesn't need to play Halo for hours every week to not go 1-10 every match in a fucking casual game mode. This man has been playing video games almost every day of his life for a least 20 years now. FPS skill, assuming you have any, does transfer between games. I haven't played a Halo game since 200 fucking 8, during Halo 3's prime. Yet when I loaded up Halo Infinite yesterday I placed high platinum in ranked and proceeded to climb to low diamond in a single session. This whole "peepul hav bin practicin'" bullshit is one giant cope for having the motor skills of a toddler and the visuospatial processing capacity of a retard.

 

[YokuNama]

He is seething.

 

[daBonehead]

He is seething.
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So hungry for those drama views. I can already predict his statement about this doxxing stuff, "uhh its all made up bullshit created detractor shit heads hungry for drama, so if I see it in my chat from now on I'm just gonna ban it!"

 

[Fragarach]

Massive rant about chat derailing the stream which caused him to suck at Halo which is why tips were low.

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Notice how it's all about what he wants. HE wants to have fun and entertain thr audience. Well the reason your chat constantly talks about everything but what's happening on the stream is because you're streams are fucking boring, Phil. You're incapable to holding an audience's attention for more than 5 minutes before they just start talking about random shit to help alleviate the boredom.

Good streamers can have a 5-hour stream and their audience will largely engage with them the entire time because they actually communicate with them without the expectation of being given $100 every hour. Just like Tut before him, it's wild how angrily Phil lashes out at everyone for daring to scrutinize his prized whale.

 

[actually]

Slip up on sock account, or just honest misspeak?

Honest misspeak. guitarplayer1939 is a long-time fan (and super sperg).

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

The end of that stream was very chill.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

So in the Daily Wrap video he just uploaded, Phil just defends OIC. Says OIC didn't doxx Kevin because Kevin had already said he lived in PA and worked in Philly and yadda yadda. Completely ignores that OIC said he was "looking into [Kevin]" in HIS chat and people screenshotted it. So nothing will happen from this. Which was to be expected.

OIC is untouchable, we all knew this. I don't know why Phil still puts up with his shit, he's such a cuckold at this point. Phil would let OIC walk into his house and fuck Kat doggystyle in front of him and not do anything but snort and beg for tips at this point.

 

[actually]

Let it be known, everyone. Per Phil Burnell, it's not doxing if the information is public. So @Nigel of Ukip, myself, and all who have compiled fan information have never actually doxed anyone!

I think we're also very good boys and girls.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Hope we get to see Kevin’s autistic mug soon

 

[YokuNama]

So predictable. Blames trolls for "latching on" OnlyIcedCoffee. Says knowing the state of Kevin is "public information" and it's Kevins fault for changing his name to mock OIC. Seething that he's getting owned at Halo. Has to drive his wife to work on Black Friday because he's afraid she might get in a car wreck in the mile she drives to work.

What's funny is he just said last week that nobody has ever been doxxed via his stream (Also untrue) and here we are a week later.

This shit has been literally happening for Phil in his whales for years and years. KGHaleon, King Tut, BrightsydeViking.... They donate alot, they start doing some fucked up shit, Phil capes for them, then after a week or 2 of no donations and he will throw them under the bus.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Oh, and a simple request. Could someone make a short video with Phil saying he'd ban anyone doxing with the above screenshot overlaid? Just to really drive home how full of shit he is when he either pretends he knows nothing about it or tries to semantics his way out of it.

 

[Forbidden Math]

DSP lying like crazy to cover for OIC is a new low. Dude literally called out where Kevin worked and lived in (another) pathetic attempt to dox and flex with doxing (you're still terrible at doxing @JimJimJim), and DSP denies it happened.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Just a thought... One of you restreamers or YT detractors should reupload his gay daily wrap up shit so he doesn't get as many views on it. I think that's what his intention is for this new "series"

 

[actually]

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God bless.

 

[Dashi112]

https://gyazo.com/72d68e72265e09e738e2e7ff773cc8ca from his wrap up....

X to doubt

 

[The Undying]

Only Iced Coffee should just change his name to Only Christ Coffee for all the sacrifices he makes for the sins of DSP.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Im from phone so sry bout this...

DSP already preloaded his excuse why he wont be playing new fighting game. He is one, if not the worst gamer who streams but pretends he is a high level gamer who hates on games "easy to learn" . So what was the last game you mastered again...?

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Anyway, funnyly enough, literally the next post on my twitter timeline was a take from an actual pro fighting game player. The difference between their opinion is gigantic.

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SonicFox is annoying as fuck, but he is a really good fighting game player....not doubt about that.

As for Phil's take it doesn't really matter as he skipped Strive and never played Fightcade....no one goes to him for fighting game expertise because he has none.

He is a one trick pony who is too much of a bitch to take a loss. Doesn't matter if League is trash to people....this is a fighting game not a moba.

Hoping the game turns out good and I know Phil is going to be shitting on it because he is a "contrarian" asshat for attention.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

One thing that stood out to me during his post stream rant was him talking shit about his wheelchairs staying on the topic for about an hour or so. Something along the lines of “talking about it over and over doesn’t make it better, it makes it worse!”

Well Phil, how many times have you mentioned you were “wrongfully” kicked out of the partnership program on Twitch? Surely there has to be a running tally. Take your own advice Phil.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

SonicFox is annoying as fuck, but he is a really good fighting game player....not doubt about that.

As for Phil's take it doesn't really matter as he skipped Strive and never played Fightcade....no one goes to him for fighting game expertise because he has none.

He is a one trick pony who is too much of a bitch to take a loss. Doesn't matter if League is trash to people....this is a fighting game not a moba.

The funny thing is the current consensus among those that are on Phil's certified, pre-approved, robust and flavorful "sir" list. People like Maximilian DOOD and Justin Wong. They both say that upon first look this game has the potential to not only be great, but be best-in-class in certain aspects of the fighting game genre. What would they know though, Maximilian has only worked on actual fighting games and been a balancing consultant on two major franchises, while Wong just got a fucking lifetime achievement award in eSports. Stupid mindless brain-dead drooling shills *snort*

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

The funny thing is the current consensus among those that are on Phil's certified, pre-approved, robust and flavorful "sir" list. People like Maximilian DOOD and Justin Wong. They both say that upon first look this game has the potential to not only be great, but be best-in-class in certain aspects of the fighting game genre. What would they know though, Maximilian has only worked on actual fighting games and been a balancing consultant on two major franchises, while Wong just got a fucking lifetime achievement award in eSports. Stupid mindless brain-dead drooling shills *snort*

Yeah I just got done listening to Max getting pumped about it. If him and Wong are jazzed then that's good, because he is pretty nitpicky with fighting games he likes(excluding his shilling of Killer Instinct).

Phil just can't stand when people are excited for something he isn't. He has to rain on their parade because god forbid someone feel excited, which is a feeling he only ever gets when his addiction is satiated.