Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

Totally not desperate for peer validation. Remember this is what he truly is:

Jack Scalfani Jr. AKA Dat Boi Cali is a four-eyed chubby nerd with flabby tits and I would not have sex with him.

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He's not just four-eyed, he's nearly blind, look at the mag on those specs.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Qali if you were a 9 you wouldn't have to marry some q-pilled girl from your church.

If Qtard Cali is a 9 then that scale goes at least to 20. Honestly he's not a good looking guy. Fat, doofy looking, trying his hardest to hide teh ghey. Tammy Jr really caught herself a prize there. She's got to be the envy of... nobody.

Man, I realised that upon close observation of the fat man, when he hears opinions from others on the table that doesn't go with his own "narrative", you can see that he actually gets angry. At 11:30, note when the fat man decided that the meat tasted "like it was reheated" and didn't like it, he expected the entire table to agree with him. However, his "doctor" did not agree and said something like it's not too bad and Jack actually got pissed. The fat man immediately snapped and said that he's the one here calling it and being the "bad guy" - you can actually see the subtle anger twitches in his face.

Holy shit, this fat fuck needs help.

This is why he moderates comments and only allows the good ones, or the ones that appear to his Mushbrained ways to be complementary, and doesn't allow anybody else from posting. He can't stand it when people don't agree with him on everything. He snapped at Tammy the other day when she disagreed with him and was shocked at this. The realization that he's a joke and his opinion doesn't matter can't happen fast enough with this asshole.

 

[AnOminous]

If Qtard Cali is a 9 then that scale goes at least to 20. Honestly he's not a good looking guy. Fat, doofy looking, trying his hardest to hide teh ghey. Tammy Jr really caught herself a prize there. She's got to be the envy of... nobody.

It's getting to the point this absolutely worthless piece of shit needs his own thread.

 

[Scalphoney]

It's getting to the point this absolutely worthless piece of shit needs his own thread.

I kinda do wanna see how he spazzes out when he finds it (PS HEY QALI!). Few new holes in the wall no doubt. Hope briana makes it through ok.

 

[James done did it]

It's getting to the point this absolutely worthless piece of shit needs his own thread.

Nah, he'll just inherit this thread when Jack finally croaks.

 

[boxybum]

This actually might be one of the better thumbnails Jack has made. Better than those disgusting looking plate shots

EDIT: Some thoughts: Can't really tell if Jack's "doctor" is mocking him with the over the top criticisms, but Jack is enjoying it regardless. Also Tammy treating Jack like a toddler because he wanted a sandwich was pretty funny.

I like how they are so into this whole BBQ wars thing. Each person is giving their opinion as if we really give a shit on jacks dying channel. When it comes to food i'm sure most people like myself will just eat at a place that is decent. All of these BBQ places look decent. Jack giving his pointless scores isn't going to deter anyone from eating BBQ at them. He is so obsessed with food its insane. I know other food reviewers exist but somehow when Jack reviews food it screams desperate.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Man, I realised that upon close observation of the fat man, when he hears opinions from others on the table that doesn't go with his own "narrative", you can see that he actually gets angry. At 11:30, note when the fat man decided that the meat tasted "like it was reheated" and didn't like it, he expected the entire table to agree with him. However, his "doctor" did not agree and said something like it's not too bad and Jack actually got pissed. The fat man immediately snapped and said that he's the one here calling it and being the "bad guy" - you can actually see the subtle anger twitches in his face.

Holy shit, this fat fuck needs help.

I really hate his facial expressions here. Leading up to his criticism, you can tell how smug he's feeling and happy that he gets to put down the ribs. Because for all Jack's two-faced talk about following Jesus and wanting everyone to get along, his secret guilty pleasure (besides stuffing his fat gullet with garbage) is criticizing others. Deep down he's a worthless, insecure person and only gets satisfaction from insulting or judging things harshly, whether that's food, people, or stupid cooking gadgets.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Totally not desperate for peer validation. Remember this is what he truly is:

Jack Scalfani Jr. AKA Dat Boi Cali is a four-eyed chubby nerd with flabby tits and I would not have sex with him.

Give him some 10 years and this nigga will be a carbon copy of Moviebob lol!

I really hate his facial expressions here. Leading up to his criticism, you can tell how smug he's feeling and happy that he gets to put down the ribs. Because for all Jack's two-faced talk about following Jesus and wanting everyone to get along, his secret guilty pleasure (besides stuffing his fat gullet with garbage) is criticizing others. Deep down he's a worthless, insecure person and only gets satisfaction from insulting or judging things harshly, whether that's food, people, or stupid cooking gadgets.

He is a narcissist after all, and narcissism is usually related to insecurity. In fact he was the one cow that came to mind when I read about this earlier today!

You can see it in his channel, thinking he is a good cook despite fucking up the most basic dishes, leaving comments on only when they stroke his bloated ego, and finally on him getting kicks out of shitting on other people's food while he can't grasp the fucking basics despite cooking for fucking decades now!

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

It's getting to the point this absolutely worthless piece of shit needs his own thread.

I think the threshold should be a high-visibility chimpout that goes viral, or at least is shared wider than our own circlejerk in this thread. I suspect he is close, very close, to delivering.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

It's getting to the point this absolutely worthless piece of shit needs his own thread.

Well he’s not completely worthless … the public shitter at the gas station ain’t gonna clean itself!

 

[feral cat #6385]

I fixed it for him:
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Wonder how he got that way...

 

[rubytintedchix]

Why does it sound like someone is calling someone on speakerphone throughout the entire beginning of this video? What the actual fuck?

I like how Jack berates Cathy for having such a small portion on her tray. Yeah Jack, believe it or not, not everyone is a fat glutton like you.

Camera work as steady Michael J. Fox’s hand. Can’t this man buy a fucking gimbal? Or at least edit the fucky camera work out?

Jack looks like a thumb from the side.

Further, I’d like to know what traffic they are trying to beat in North Carolina.

Tammy and Cathy should’ve smothered their respective husbands in their sleep when they had the chance and drove off into the sunset.

Edit: a word

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Why does it sound like someone is calling someone on speakerphone throughout the entire beginning of this video? What the actual fuck?

I like how Jack berates Cathy for having such a small portion on her tray. Yeah Jack, believe it or not everyone is a fat glutton like you.

Camera work as steady Michael J. Fox’s hand. Can’t this man buy a fucking gimbal? Or at least edit the fucky camera work out?

Jack looks like a thumb from the side.

Further, I’d like to know what traffic they are trying to beat in North Carolina.

Tammy and Cathy should’ve smothered their respective husbands in their sleep when they had the chance and drove off into the sunset.

I got a laugh out of him blaming Tammy for giving him a larger portion. It reminds me of when mothers cut up meat for their little kids. Tammy needs to put a bib on Jack and spoon feed him next in prepartion for his next big stroke. “Open up for the airplane!”

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

This actually might be one of the better thumbnails Jack has made. Better than those disgusting looking plate shots

EDIT: Some thoughts: Can't really tell if Jack's "doctor" is mocking him with the over the top criticisms, but Jack is enjoying it regardless. Also Tammy treating Jack like a toddler because he wanted a sandwich was pretty funny.

How the fuck do these people not know what a Koozie is?

It's very obvious the the Scalfani clan has never went to their neighborhood pools or the beaches of California to hang out and enjoy the sun.

My only assumption is their insecurities about the way they look which is understandable. I know Jack hates the way his bowling ball bald head looks. Thats why he wears a hat.

Could you imagine Jack going to the beach with his shirt off ? No way in hell would he do it.

All Jack And Tammy do is go out to eat, go to the local movies, and to their murder church on Sundays. That's it.

Has it always been this way since their honey moon?

 

[Lenzperkins]

Man, I realised that upon close observation of the fat man, when he hears opinions from others on the table that doesn't go with his own "narrative", you can see that he actually gets angry. At 11:30, note when the fat man decided that the meat tasted "like it was reheated" and didn't like it, he expected the entire table to agree with him. However, his "doctor" did not agree and said something like it's not too bad and Jack actually got pissed. The fat man immediately snapped and said that he's the one here calling it and being the "bad guy" - you can actually see the subtle anger twitches in his face.

Holy shit, this fat fuck needs help.

The irony. The man who complains about the ribs being reheated gets pissed at his church members for not selecting his chili that contained year old brisket as the winning entry.

How the fuck do these people not know what a Koozie is?

It's very obvious the the Scalfani clan has never went to their neighborhood pools or the beaches of California to hang out and enjoy the sun.

My only assumption is their insecurities about the way they look which is understandable. I know Jack hates the way his bowling ball bald head looks. Thats why he wears a hat.

Could you imagine Jack going to the beach with his shirt off ? No way in hell would he do it.

All Jack And Tammy do is go out to eat, go to the local movies, and to their murder church on Sundays. That's it.

Has it always been this way since their honey moon?

He knows what a koozie is. It's his Boomer sense of humor/sarcasm.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

As we all know that Jack reads this thread and I love to rub salt into the wound...
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I present to you Sophie, proud daughter of the Fatherland. She started her channel in October 2020 and already has over 2 million subscribers and over 332 million views. Yes, she also can use both arms and she's not fat.
This video has 13 million views after 10 days, and yes, it's chicken and also yes, it's not fucking raw.
See Jack, that's what a cook looks like.

 

[DX10]

He's not just four-eyed, he's nearly blind, look at the mag on those specs.

's lookin like one of the think tanks from New Vegas at this point

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

's lookin like one of the think tanks from New Vegas at this point

Or Milton Waddams, one. It depends on how he response to in-person aggression from another male.

I wish Jack was more into fish, that way he could completely butcher fish cock:

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Or Milton Waddams, one. It depends on how he response to in-person aggression from another male.

I wish Jack was more into fish, that way he could completely butcher fish cock:

Jack would only cook female fish because, uh, reasons.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

As we all know that Jack reads this thread and I love to rub salt into the wound...
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I present to you Sophie, proud daughter of the Fatherland. She started her channel in October 2020 and already has over 2 million subscribers and over 332 million views. Yes, she also can use both arms and she's not fat.
This video has 13 million views after 10 days, and yes, it's chicken and also yes, it's not fucking raw.
See Jack, that's what a cook looks like.

This is somebody that obviously knows their way around the kitchen. Good knife skills and her entire production is centered around the food and not her face. She knows what's going on and that looks like a decent recipe.

Or Milton Waddams, one. It depends on how he response to in-person aggression from another male.

I wish Jack was more into fish, that way he could completely butcher fish cock:

Mushbrain would be really excited about getting his hands on more cock... until he realizes it's actually food in which case he'd be okay with it because the Wendigo demands to be fed.