Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Nod Flenders]

Tulsi Gabbard and Glen Greenwald add to Bobby's fume:

As Michael Jordan would say, "stop it Bob, get some help." Also, Karen-American? On a scale of 1-10, that's a zero when it comes to creativity.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Ask and you shall receive.

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At some point between last night and this morning he got nice and comfy under his safety blankey

I had no idea who any of these people were before today but just skimming through this fight, and knowing what I know of Bob, I can see why she takes such umbrage with him. Bob sweetie? If you're so in the right why did turn on protected mode on your dunk tweet?

"elderly queer"

My wiener's gonna turn black and fall off from spending this whole weekend erect.

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A man after Bob's own clogged heart

archive of the article which is next irrelevant because he had nothing to do with it.

The Unvaxxed Lefties Hiding in Plain Sight

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Bill further explains why he wants people to SUFFER.

>"expanding degrees of freedom"
>you think differently from me and must be tortured for your beliefs
>tfw

These dumbass larpers I swear. What's that phrase that Bob loves to throw out from time to time? Oh yeah! "Cruelty is the point"

 

[A Pale Shadow]

More importantly, Bob and his ilk are hypocrites on this issue as well. They constantly apologize for jogger criminality and wetbacks crossing the border illegally because they "have no other options" given their circumstances, but when it comes to white people, they make no attempt to understand why they go down a path of radicalization and insinuate that they're simply bad seeds (they don't outright say this, but if you read between the lines it's pretty evident that it's what they think). In their view, white people have agency and should know better, but nonwhites don't and it's up to the rest of us to bend over backwards to accommodate them.

The bigotry of low expectations strikes again. God forbid minorities self reflect.

 

[Pastor Martin Ssempa]

Conan well thats the only good thing he made.

*Laughs in Big Wednesday*

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I admit i am relatively new to the Blobbard rabbit hole and it's fascinating too see a persons perspective being completly shaped by pop-culture. I think everybody has one or two merchandise articles which mean a little bit more for you personally (I used to wear a superman shirt during nightshifts as an EMT. I know it's cringe but i could relate to the idea of going out there and help, no matter what) or maybe you could relate to a scene in a movie/game/comic a little bit more than others because of your current life circumstances.
Bob on the other hand has no personal story, he lives in a castle of funko-pops and spends his entire day consooming the most milquetoast, by-the-numbers, board approved trash the modern media landscape produces (emphasis here on PRODUCE) and his Twitter bubble.

He's a man living in a cave, describing the shadows on the wall. If only we could see the world the way he does, maybe then we could understand.


This thread is a goldmine. What a sad man.

I know what you mean. Back when I was a little nerd in high school, I started getting into weightlifting because I was into comics, and it made me think, I want to be strong like these guys. Dumb as hell, I know, but it started a positive life long habit that's continued in to today.

I'd laugh so hard if Bob's Rittenhouse sperging is what finally gets enough attention on him to screw him, but I'm pretty sure that I'm a bit too optimistic.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I know what you mean. Back when I was a little nerd in high school, I started getting into weightlifting because I was into comics, and it made me think, I want to be strong like these guys. Dumb as hell, I know, but it started a positive life long habit that's continued in to today.

I'd laugh so hard if Bob's Rittenhouse sperging is what finally gets enough attention on him to screw him, but I'm pretty sure that I'm a bit too optimistic.

Too optimistic i would say. Bob is pretty milquetoast on the regular, but his chimpouts and the usual rambling of nuclear are something normal to us that reveal what kind of horribly cruel and petty person he is. But will twitter take attention to him? I would say no. If he wasn't banned before for what he said time and time again, he will never be. After all, he's one of the good ones.

Plus, if he got banned how would we get our dose of Bob?

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Anyway, I decided to introduce her to Bob, and this was her response:

I like your niece. (No, not that way. I'm not Bob.) Not just for her conversation topics, but her poise. Maintaining your sense of humor at a point where the ancient parts of your brain that don't understand JPGs are screaming FIGHT OR FLIGHT I DON'T CARE WHICH BUT DO NOT LET THIS THING CATCH YOU is tricky.

Tulsi Gabbard and Glen Greenwald add to Bobby's fume:

He does like the "Karen" insult, doesn't he? Enough that he can acknowledge it doesn't apply because of her ethnicity but then charge onward with using it.

Also, I'm amused by using "the shape's not pretty" to write off of the fact that he's turned every shade of gray into black or white with all the finesse of Windows 98 MS Paint.

I remember this game! Flash game from... er... 2000ish? I seem to recall the boss was an old battleaxe that just hauled off and punched you.

The ultimate sign of toughness is claiming that your heart breaks all the time:

Awww, don't worry, AOC sweetie! You can just drink some of that wonderful Irn Bru that was so hard to find and tasted exactly like your local sugar swill but you were going to take a case home anyway because it reminded you of home! I'm sure that will make you feel better!

How efficient, he proved the first part of the tweet by providing an example in the second.

Ghostbusters: Afterlife. At least it didn't open higher than The Eternals.

Did the first bluecheck screw up the hashtag or did the Afterlife movie just not pay off Twitter like #Eternals did.

(Also: You earned your sleep, Positron. Thanks for bringing back another load from the mines!)

 

[Red Hood]

I know what you mean. Back when I was a little nerd in high school, I started getting into weightlifting because I was into comics, and it made me think, I want to be strong like these guys. Dumb as hell, I know, but it started a positive life long habit that's continued in to today.

Not gonna lie, it was reading Nightwing comics and noticing that Dick was getting lots of tail that convinced awkward chunky 13-year old Shadow to start hitting the gym and take his health seriously.

It's okay to like pop culture. It's okay to be inspired by it. But the thing about consoomers like Bob is that it cuts both ways- they consoom product and product consooms them. I've grown to accept that all the franchises I loved when I was young have gone down in flames or been warped beyond imaging, and that's okay. Nostalgia can be nice but you should always be seeking new learning or deepening your knowledge of an interest.

Bob wrote a book about SMB3 which he played when he was what, 8? 10? Imagine me writing a 200 page book about how Crash Bandicoot redeemed my soul.

 

[glib]

*Laughs in Big Wednesday*

Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, HBO's Rome...

At 29 Milius directed Dillinger.

No budget for cranes or complex camera movements. Just a young writer director who wanted to tell a story.

With some beautiful American rural backdrops and depression era music.

This is what Bob was doing at ~30

This is the kind of shit I did when i was in high school with no patience, except way more cringe than anything I can remember.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, become critics apparently.

 

[Mola Ram]

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, become critics apparently.

As Mel Brooks said, "And of course, with the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth -- the critic."

 

[JayHarrison]

Rittenhouse. Fuck evidence; just BELIEVE!
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Thus spoke Moviebob, whose emotions are far more important than actual evidence when deciding the fates of those he deems inferior.

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Unfortunately, SaintHeartwing ceded ground to Bobby and his fellow nutters:
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Shut up, Bob.

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Bobby fantasizes physically abusing Rittenhouse:
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I bet MOS is only too intimately familiar with assholes.

Since when have Moviebob's norms been "reasonable"? Bob sounds as if he's growing more despotic with every tweet he writes!

"Dignity" is a "weird thing" to Bobby:
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Of course, the concept of dignity is weird to Moviebob. Everything is weird when you have no familiarity with them.

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Tulsi Gabbard and Glen Greenwald add to Bobby's fume:
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Yup. Claiming that the Democrat-led government is a perversion of justice makes you a "Karen".

I'd rather be in the company of a Karen than be in the company of a Moviebob.

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As Rittenhouse has shown us, you don't need to be a "superhuman" to perform deeds of heroism. But to pop-culture addled slobs like Bobby, even the concept of heroism is beyond his ken.

Moviebob: "...a subset of the [...] 'working'-class basically see themselves and guns like hermit crabs and shells, i.e. "I'm not born with this BUT it's an evolutionary necessity of my species."

He's got it wrong here. Guns are to humans as what shells are to hermit crabs: They're both items with which their respective species use to survive. Bob should know that brains are evolutionary necessities... but he doesn't because he's too stupid to figure out how to use one.

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(Archive of PolitiFact article)

GregDean23: "[Moviebob] is one of the most lied-about humans on Twitter..."

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Racial slurs are reserved for the woke, who knows how to use them:
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Trump was--and still is--a much better person that Moviebob was, is, or ever will be.

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Angel hates guns:
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Surrender their guns, but allow others to swing around a skateboard like a 2x4?

FUCK this bitch!

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Pretty much. Bobby will cry when he is hungry too, so he too thinks Rittenhouse faked his tears.

Moviebob will cry on a whim like a 2-year-old when elections and court cases don't go in the actual villains' favor.

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I'm surprised Moviebob's actually showing something that resembles restraint here.

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You don't need to be a animators for decades to see the current batch are mostly uncreative, mentally-ill pederasts.

In response to StevenWayneArt: I, too, miss the days when cartoons were made by normal people, as well as people who aren't trying to shove their empty virtue signalling down my throat every single frame.

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And finally, a reminder that Cancel Culture has never existed and will never exist:
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Cyrus Cohen is a bugger who seems to be in a feud with Sasha Stone.

RealSashaStone has a point. If Covington Catholic student Nick Sandmann can sue giant media outlets for defamation of character, Kyle Rittenhouse can, too. And Rittenhouse SHOULD sue major outlets like CNN and MSNBC (and, although it would be nice, I'd love to see every blue check like Moviebob to be forced into financial reimbursement).

To The_Gay_Gaze and to Moviebob:

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In no time at all people pointed out how ridiculous Bobby is:
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Odd, considering many people stopped watching Saturday Night Live in the 1990s.

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The ultimate sign of toughness is claiming that your heart breaks all the time:
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When I saw Rittenhouse crying, i felt his tears were genuine, because he was reliving a nightmare situation during which he shot three assailants IN SELF DEFENSE!!!

When AOC cries, I don't see crocodile tears. When AOC cries, all I see are tears from a crock.

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Biden's colonoscopy signifies another landmark moment of Feminism:
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Kamala Harris never broke America's political glass ceiling. America's political glass ceiling was delicatedly opened for her by a complicit news media... and a complicit entertainment industry... and complicit tech companies...

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And don't forget he had been making running commentaries about Kevin McCarthy non-stop:
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Ten years later, and Moviebob STILL has a Twitter account despite committing multiple serious TOS violations within just the past year?

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1619 Project. Bobby applies what he learns from Relativism 101. (Archive of book review from WP)
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So Bobby agrees that the Holocaust narrative is a political program. Good to know.

Based on their political belief systems, outside of their geography and their timeframes, there is literally no deiscernable difference between Moviebob and Adolf Hitler.

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Prison reform:
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Moviebob's version of "prison reform" is simple: If anyone wears a MAGA hat, cuff 'em, book 'em, and lock 'em up for the rest of their lives without a trial. He's been repeatedly making that statement since Donald Trump defeated Dear Leader Hillary Clinton.

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In a just world, Moviebob would never have any more than $5.00 in assets at any time.

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People noticed Bobby's "so and so isn't a person" reflexive tic:
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Peter Callard sounds like someone we can reason with. We need a dossier on him.

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (CA): "Nancy Pelosi is a Lame Duck Speaker."

Moviebob's counterpoint against McCarthy: "Kevin McCarthy isn't a person, though."

My counterpoint against Moviebob: "Neither are you, Bob, so..."

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No, you stupid Bimbo. It's Democrats who tend to run on those traits...

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I don't agree with the statement written on the van... but Moviebob clearly has no self-awareness here. Ever since Rightful Führer Hillary lost the electoral vote in 2016, Moviebob's always wanted America's Electoral College eliminated because he wants a hard-Leftist Democrat supermonopoly to destroy the U.S. from within.

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Bobby gives a protip to 2024 GOP candidates: promise that you make Capeshit illegal!
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Let's examine a realistic Venn diagram.

Assume there's a blue circle named "Things Moviebob Is Correct About" and a yellow circle labelled "Reality". In all fairness to Moviebob, there would be some green overlap shared between the two circles, but the overlap is so tiny, you'd need a 10^(100^1,000) magnification to see it.

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"Dorky Mantrum BS":
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Shut up, EugenicsBob.

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Incidentally Bobby knows of a far-right forum famous for doxxing (sic) and child pornography:
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Moviebob: "Don't pay any attention to those screenshots defaming me. Even though those are my actual Twittaa handles and my avataas by those words I actually wrote, I nevaa actually said any of those things!"

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BONUS CONTENT!

I joined these forums specifically to dunk on Moviebob and only Moviebob, I'm going to take one of my extremely rare shots at his younger, but not much smarter brother. When I read this:

Bobby can afford to run his mouth because he has no job and even less employment prospects. What's your excuse, Christopher Cook Chipman of Diversified Technologies, Inc?
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This came to mind (edited from source video):

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, HBO's Rome...

At 29 Milius directed Dillinger.

No budget for cranes or complex camera movements. Just a young writer director who wanted to tell a story.

With some beautiful American rural backdrops and depression era music.

This is what Bob was doing at ~30

This is the kind of shit I did when i was in high school with no patience, except way more cringe than anything I can remember.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, become critics apparently.

I swore that i will never have a Twitter account, but if i had one it would be exclusively to send pics and clips of Moviebob to himself. He has to take a good long look at his life and what he's doing

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

That would be a killer premise for a story. A Bob-like simpleton opens up a portal to the Mushroom Kingdom, but it's not the bright and colorful land we see in the games. No, a fungal-like parasite similar to ophiocordyceps unilateral has overrun the kingdom and taken over the minds of its denizens (hence the "caps" of the Toads are the parasites themselves). Imagine, Bob trying to survive in that world.

Worse, Bob unleashes the eldritch mushroom horror into our world.

Damn - first Lindsay Ellis, and now Amanda Milius. Blob's fat ass just keeps getting blasted into orbit by ladies he'd never have a chance with.

Despite Lindsay being a lolcow in her own right, I think the Lindsay Ellis evisceration stung Bob harder because he was actually crushing on her, and in his own little fantasy bubble they were "colleagues"; while Amanda Milius is just a wrong-thinking obsolete who is just temporarily successful trailer trash.

 

[TopTierHealer]

I know what you mean. Back when I was a little nerd in high school, I started getting into weightlifting because I was into comics, and it made me think, I want to be strong like these guys. Dumb as hell, I know, but it started a positive life long habit that's continued in to today.

Same, except for me it was rpg's. I thought that the more I went to the gym, the higher my str count would be and the more homework I did, the more my int would go up.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Same, except for me it was rpg's. I thought that the more I went to the gym, the higher my str count would be and the more homework I did, the more my int would go up.

Did it work?

... asking for a friend.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Did it work?

... asking for a friend.

Yuge natty gains and was made valedictorian. Unfortunatelly I min/maxed, put charisma as my dump stat and turned autistic.

 

[Nate Higgers]

He would probably win by eating them all. The years of eating inhuman amounts of fast food, crappy beer, and literal garbage most likely made his stomach acid able to digest pretty much everything.

I mean he claimed that something like four big macs and two large fry and four drinks and a couple orders of nugs is “a reasonable meal for one adult”

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Despite Lindsay being a lolcow in her own right, I think the Lindsay Ellis evisceration stung Bob harder because he was actually crushing on her, and in his own little fantasy bubble they were "colleagues"; while Amanda Milius is just a wrong-thinking obsolete who is just temporarily successful trailer trash.

Worse than that, he genuinely believed they were friends and that he was instrumental to her success (Remember, this is Bob. He assumes he's was more important and influential than he actually is). He retweeted her so his audience would know who she was, watched her videos, and replied to her posts with encouragement. So when she, out of nowhere (to him) turned around and told him it was unappreciated and the unfollowing that he assumed was a glitch was her actually trying to get rid of him, he was heart broken because he had invested so much into her and she still rejected him, which led to the "Borderline gas-lit" tweet.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Wow, Bob. I can't imagine why Twitter would be limiting your access its platform. It's not like:

1) Twitter is notoriously one of the most strict, punishing social media platforms, to the point where they boss around sitting presidents.
2) You have a long history of saying heinous, hateful shit about huge groups of people.
3) You're constantly insulting people and getting into flame wars every other day.

In all seriousness, the fact that Twitter hasn't vastly improved their platform and your own life by booting you off is a testament to how much bullshit the site will tolerant if you're on the "right side."

 

[TigerGoblin]

HBO's Rome...

I did not know Milus directed that. To this day one of my favorite tv series.