Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Useful_Mistake]

>catfished out of his money
what money lol the dude is a destitute poorfag

I mean, he is confirmed to have a job, so there's money to steal, surely.

 

[DumbDude42]

I mean, he is confirmed to have a job, so there's money to steal, surely.

courts have repeatedly certified that he is poor enough to qualify for IFP status.
even back when this dude was slaving away at multiple shit jobs simultaneously, it still took him months to save up for his trips to the bunny ranch.

i really doubt that there's any serious money to be made by scamming russ.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

i really doubt that there's any serious money to be made by scamming russ.

That's true of most people. Don't scams mainly target working class and old people?

 

[DumbDude42]

That's true of most people. Don't scams mainly target working class and old people?

old people often have a lot of money on reserve. 5 figures and up in the bank is not uncommon with retired boomers

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Did he even get the help of lawyers? He knows pro se litigants are treated like re.tards in court so maybe he just said he had the help of lawyers to give himself some legitimacy. Real lawyers would have refused to represent his case on first sight.

He paid someone to use their letterhead for a cease and desist letter or whatever it was.

 

[Drowningman]

Well he did get taken when a scammer told him for so much money,he could get his songs played everywhere and Russ paid nothing happened then cried online about it.

 

[obliviousbeard]

How much effort you're going to spend to get his 50 bucks one venmoed dollar at time?

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

He paid someone to use their letterhead for a cease and desist letter or whatever it was.

Didn't he copy that template off the internet and Null told him the irony of Russell claiming for copyright while using a copied template off the internet was lost on him? He got real quiet after that.

I don't think he paid for a letter template. He has his money reserved for two things: Whores and pursuits to get famous so he can get access to more celebrity pussy and more whores.

 

[break these cuffs]

He didn't even say that though.
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(because I'm best)

Still fucked it up.

Not only did he fuck up writing it out, but it's provably false. See exhibit A:

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Didn't he copy that template off the internet and Null told him the irony of Russell claiming for copyright while using a copied template off the internet was lost on him? He got real quiet after that.

I don't think he paid for a letter template. He has his money reserved for two things: Whores and pursuits to get famous so he can get access to more celebrity pussy and more whores.

You are thinking of his c&d to Null. Gargoyle was talking about his c&d to AGT

 

[Carolina Divina]

Looking forward to a producer from AGT being sworn in as a witness to say that Russ is not talented.

I'm looking forward to when they show a video of his actual audition to prove it.

He seems to be a perfect catfish target: low IQ, thirsty, gullible, egotistical, solitary, detached from reality.

Not anymore, he's not. I'm sure he hasn't forgotten the humiliation when "Allison" made a complete fool of him.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm looking forward to when they show a video of his actual audition to prove it.

And then Russ tries to sue them for making him look bad, only to find out you can't sue people for things they present in court.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Not anymore, he's not. I'm sure he hasn't forgotten the humiliation when "Allison" made a complete fool of him.

He's never learned from a mistake before, why start now? I'm sure if someone here pretended to be someone working for Taylor or Ariana wanting to "apologize" he could be tricked into doing just about anything.

Can't quite believe that he typed this with absolutely no irony, shame, or self-awareness at all.

His ability to shamelessly praise himself without realizing what an asshole he sounds like never ceases to amaze.

 

[Sona]

He's never learned from a mistake before, why start now? I'm sure if someone here pretended to be someone working for Taylor or Ariana wanting to "apologize" he could be tricked into doing just about anything.

Except emptying his hooker fund, cunt's fucking cheap. Exhibits: all the gas station flowers, the time he brought $$$ to a $$$$ hooker, and when he got mad that a hooker ran up the tab at the cheesecake factory

 

[DrJonesHat]

His ability to shamelessly praise himself without realizing what an asshole he sounds like never ceases to amaze.

That's one of his more noteworthy traits. And when he talks down to women, he has no idea what a sexist prick he comes across as. He sorta does it to guys too as some sort of stupid dick-waving contest, but every time he talks to a woman, it's clear he thinks she's stupid and needs things explained to her like a five year old.

Except emptying his hooker fund, cunt's fucking cheap. Exhibits: all the gas station flowers, the time he brought $$$ to a $$$$ hooker, and when he got mad that a hooker ran up the tab at the cheesecake factory

That hooker is a heroine for our time. I have little doubt she sized him up in under 30 seconds, realized he was cheap ass, and ran up the tab on purpose so she wouldn't have to sleep with him. Maybe he even told her he had limited funds, he seems like he'd expect a discount for being the only guy who's nice to hookers.

 

[jerkstore]

Except emptying his hooker fund, cunt's fucking cheap. Exhibits: all the gas station flowers, the time he brought $$$ to a $$$$ hooker, and when he got mad that a hooker ran up the tab at the cheesecake factory

the most amazing thing about all of this to me is that he could easily monetize himself if he got on twitch or youtube live or some other live streaming platform that takes monetary gifts to answer questions. he could make more money being open and unashamed and interacting with his “haters” than any of these ill-fated legal pursuits. he could legit make a killing. can you fathom the attendees to a russell greer livestream?

 

[AnOminous]

Something like the judge writing in their ruling to dismiss his suit: "While Mr. Greer obviously has a high opinion of his alleged talents, those in charge of deciding which applicants get to go on to being contestants on America's Got Talent obviously felt that Greer's talents were below their standards even for gag contestants. The production staff of AGT are well within their rights to decide who can and cannot compete on their show and decided that Mr. Greer was no suitable to feature on AGT. The court finds no evidence to back plaintiff's claims of discrimination and rules to dismiss with prejudice."

I don't think they even get to that because auditioning for a reality show isn't an activity subject to usual employment discrimination lawsuits. You're actually allowed to discriminate in that context, for instance only hiring a black man to play Othello or otherwise making decisions based on usually prohibited classifications, such as for instance being an ugly, smelly, greasy looking guy who looks like a bum and slurps and drools like a retard.

Summary offenses auto expunge in PA after 5 years if you didn’t have any other law run-ins. Again. This for PA, not sure how it would work in Utah/Nevada.

I may be misremembering but I think he was initially offered something like that, but turned it down like the slobbering, slurping moron he is and ultimately had to plead guilty to an actual misdemeanor crime. Utah like most states has some process for expungement of minor offenses but I'm not sure if this would qualify. This isn't his first rodeo and while it's only a misdemeanor, it's the sort that really should be on his record so it shows up in background checks, because this freak is a public menace.

 

[jerkstore]

I don't think they even get to that because auditioning for a reality show isn't an activity subject to usual employment discrimination lawsuits. You're actually allowed to discriminate in that context, for instance only hiring a black man to play Othello or otherwise making decisions based on usually prohibited classifications, such as for instance being an ugly, smelly, greasy looking guy who looks like a bum and slurps and drools like an exceptional individual.

I may be misremembering but I think he was initially offered something like that, but turned it down like the slobbering, slurping moron he is and ultimately had to plead guilty to an actual misdemeanor crime. Utah like most states has some process for expungement of minor offenses but I'm not sure if this would qualify. This isn't his first rodeo and while it's only a misdemeanor, it's the sort that really should be on his record so it shows up in background checks, because this freak is a public menace.

PA is somehow extremely lenient on basically everything. PL (i guess), my uncle there got two DUIs (within a few months) and served zero jail time

 

[Picklechu]

Or better yet, how about make it a game show. Hold tryouts for lawyers to try the case, and select 12 of the best. They can then take turns dunking on Russ on camera, competing for a cash prize, or partnership at a sponsoring firm. Eliminate lawyers as you go, especially hilarious motions or rulings get you elimination immunity for an episode.

In the end, whoever makes Russ's head tighten and pop into a cloud of red mist wins. They can call it America's Next Skordas.

Fremantle does own Buzzr...

the most amazing thing about all of this to me is that he could easily monetize himself if he got on twitch or youtube live or some other live streaming platform that takes monetary gifts to answer questions. he could make more money being open and unashamed and interacting with his “haters” than any of these ill-fated legal pursuits. he could legit make a killing. can you fathom the attendees to a russell greer livestream?

I dunno, he's dumb, but I doubt his ego could take it, since it would be obvious even to him that people are laughing at him. He doesn't want to be famous for being a YouTube/Twitch star, he wants to be famous for music/dating attractive celebrities/being on TV.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

PA is somehow extremely lenient on basically everything. PL (i guess), my uncle there got two DUIs (within a few months) and served zero jail time

That’s not really evidence of anything in terms of PA.

Most places have therapeutic courts or diversion programs that allow similar outcomes. DUIs in particular can easily be sent to addiction treatment diversion programs and then successful treatment completion drastically reduces charges. I’ve seen some defendants have DUI assaults and serve no jail time and do outpatient only.