Here in the American Midwest I can't find gluten free stuffing.
Thanksgiving is on Thursday! My whole entire existance will have been for nothing if I can't have this one meal on this one day be perfect!!!
...oh wait I don't care.
I like having stuffing on Thanksgiving but I'm not going online to only be able to find one brand that I've never tried before that costs $15 a box, especially since I'm the only one that needs gluten free stuff anyway. Aldi was out, Kroger was out... I'll just make seasoned rice instead.