🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 49 45.4%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 11.1%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 47 43.5%

  • Total voters
    108
Ralph likes to brag that while Rekieta is getting several segments on Glenn Beck (the 3rd most popular top radio show in US, 10m weekly listeners), he is being quoted for an article for RT/Sputnik a couple times a year.

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1461999394954297351 https://archive.md/B6idt
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1462449896838082567 https://archive.md/Fehfy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEocph9XMAQ-qRg?format=jpg&name=orig https://archive.md/T8gtC

Usually when he does so, the article lists "Staff" as the author, with Gaby Arancibia being the previous exception for a single article. I noticed this time the another author who is not listed as "staff" was actually in the byline. Ekaterina Blinova. They both wrote for the same two publications, Sputnik and Yerepouni Daily News. Gaby's twitter is private though.
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https://sputniknews.com/20211121/fa...tinuing-to-polarise-americans-1090900623.html https://archive.md/oYTWr
https://muckrack.com/ekaterina-blinova-1 https://archive.md/mTzU3
https://twitter.com/blinova14/status/1241056630831284230 https://archive.md/uvk5L

So that is the mysterious RT/Sputnik correspondent that has been contacting him for quotes over the years, or is it always just Gaby, or is it somebody else completely?
Edit: Included a tweet from March 2020 where Ekaterina tags Ralph, this might really be his main Sputnik Contact.
:story: Sputnik?! Congratulations Ralph, you're featured in a Russian state propaganda outlet that nobody reads, what a big deal this feller is. Ralph is now two degrees of separation from Vladimir Putin, a-logs BTFO. Maybe Ralph will get the KGB to nuke Siberia's capital Belgrade located in Europe, Josh and his pigeons will be turned into nuclear dust and salt sculptures, Christ is King!

ralph doesn’t like disney cause he’s too short for any of the rides
But he's also a bit too tall to qualify for kids' tickets or free entry.
 
Now imagine ade, Horsu and faith blowing Ralph while breathing in the gunt fumes.

Dis-fucking-gusting
Say sorry for this. Also, I used to hang out with a gunt like dude. They all smell, and it got to a point where we would tell him to shower cause he smelled like shit. Wouldn't doubt that has happened to gunt enough times that he doesn't need to be reminded, finally.
10s of thousands of instances of the word "nigger" posted each day.
Based.
God, look at him seethe. All Nick did was laugh at a fart and be successful and this sad excuse of a human falls apart.
 
Ralph spent half an hour a couple days ago pilpuling about how Ahm nawt really a raycist guys, Ah don't think saying the n-word is productive and Ah do in fact believe the Holocawst occured, but is now seething over Rittenhouse trying to get the media off his back:
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On a surface level I also agree with plenty of the aims and talking points of BLM. Problem is that the second you get past that surface level veneer of 'Black Lives Matter and we need to look at the policing of black people' you not only enter the territory of insane cultists but also some of the most vehemently racist and vitriolic people on the planet. That's not even taking into account the complete hijacking of the movement and it's use as a blunt weapon for a thousand purposes other than reasonable (a term they seem to have put by the wayside) police reform.

It's also not really much of a surprise that a zoomer agrees with some BLM shit, assuming you don't think that Kyle is just lying through his teeth in order to at least try and salvage his reputation with half the population. If a PR person is telling him to say that though I'd probably fire them, seems shitty fucking advice in this climate. Fuck all on the left are going to change their opinions of you and plenty on the right are going to be arsemad over it. Although maybe the purpose is actually to stop the far/fringe right from turning him into some communist killing symbol and to stop trying to associate themsleves with him 🤷‍♂️. Clearly this is the type of thing to make people like Ralph stop trying to thumb that teen taint, so it obviously works.
 
Ralph spent half an hour a couple days ago pilpuling about how Ahm nawt really a raycist guys, Ah don't think saying the n-word is productive and Ah do in fact believe the Holocawst occured, but is now seething over Rittenhouse trying to get the media off his back:
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God gunt Fuentes and Ralph are so fucking retarded. I don't think they get what kind of danger Kyle is in. No joke hes in mortal danger of being killed by antifa or BLM. Not to mention that hes gonna have civil suits out the ass. If Kyle ever wants a chance to go back to a semi normal life he has to cuck. He has to be the good boi or else people like Fuentes and the media are gonna try and turn in to a white nationalist symbol.

Is it something i agree with? No, I don't think i would cuck in his postion but he's just a kid. He has proably had several nervous breakdowns about this. There was a real risk of him going to pound me in the ass prison. Hes now gonna have to spend several years looking over his shoulder, for psychos coming to kill him.
 
I don't think they get what kind of danger Kyle is in.
Ralph spouting shit about things he has no grasp of or capability to relate to? Shocking.

Kyle in two years has endured more hardship and existential dread than most people will in their entire lives and he conducted himself phenomenally under the circumstances. Ralph, on the other hand, can only impotently waggle his drumsticks about self-made problems and all the contortions he goes through to deflect the blame for them on everything and everyone else. He has no conception for what Kyle's situation is like or what someone might do in response to it—the most consistent thread throughout Ralph's opinions and perspectives is they're all worthless.
 
Its because Ralph is a low IQ, inbred wigger who can't think of any form of conflict resolution that doesn't involve shouting at his opponent in a drunken stupor.

Also a disingenuous schmuck who flips out and regards anyone who says the most mild of jokes or critiques as his mortal enemy, but that is neither here nor there. Nothing hypocritical about that take at all from Ethan.
 
I'm very happy anyone can talk about anything but it would be nice if people had enough self-awareness to know their place. It's clear Ralph is "interested in politics" only for the second hand Ws he might get, like most people in this Sektard™.

Ralph and his ilk are chasing that Trump election night high, which will never happen again. Literal addicts to the news cycle not only because they make money talking about current events (or playing Tucker clips) but it's mostly because they're fucking degenerates chasing a dopamine dragon.

To keep it more topical: Kyle has got every right in the world to get the target off his back any way he can. Gunt and Fuentes just want him to be a complete fucking waste of DNA like themselves, misery loves company and all that.
 
On a surface level I also agree with plenty of the aims and talking points of BLM. Problem is that the second you get past that surface level veneer of 'Black Lives Matter and we need to look at the policing of black people' you not only enter the territory of insane cultists but also some of the most vehemently racist and vitriolic people on the planet. That's not even taking into account the complete hijacking of the movement and it's use as a blunt weapon for a thousand purposes other than reasonable (a term they seem to have put by the wayside) police reform.

It's also not really much of a surprise that a zoomer agrees with some BLM shit, assuming you don't think that Kyle is just lying through his teeth in order to at least try and salvage his reputation with half the population. If a PR person is telling him to say that though I'd probably fire them, seems shitty fucking advice in this climate. Fuck all on the left are going to change their opinions of you and plenty on the right are going to be arsemad over it. Although maybe the purpose is actually to stop the far/fringe right from turning him into some communist killing symbol and to stop trying to associate themsleves with him 🤷‍♂️. Clearly this is the type of thing to make people like Ralph stop trying to thumb that teen taint, so it obviously works.
Kyle is a mutt if he was politically active in the conservative sphere he would be a Groyper. The manliest Groyper especially compared to faggots like Beardson and Franson but still a Groyper.

I agree that BLM on a surface level is good. How can one be a white nationalist if one doesn’t think blacks shouldn’t have their own space to Nig out? We just don’t like when blacks are used as tools of the system against whites. Hence Nation of Islam being the only pro black organization that’s run by blacks people and not run by Mullatto women
 
Ralph spent half an hour a couple days ago pilpuling about how Ahm nawt really a raycist guys, Ah don't think saying the n-word is productive and Ah do in fact believe the Holocawst occured, but is now seething over Rittenhouse trying to get the media off his back:
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Ralph isn't really wrong though.
A very bold strategy from Kyle trying to alienate the ones who've had his back throughout all of this and spent their hard earned shekels on him.
And very naïve thinking that he can get the big bullseye off his back from rabid leftists.
I hope he gets gunned down by some BLM extremist, to be honest.
 
Ralph isn't really wrong though.
A very bold strategy from Kyle trying to alienate the ones who've had his back throughout all of this and spent their hard earned shekels on him.
And very naïve thinking that he can get the big bullseye off his back from rabid leftists.
I hope he gets gunned down by some BLM extremist, to be honest.
I think if weve learned anything is that the left will probably double down harder on him, cuz we know how lefties feel about apologists or apologies of any kind. The right will most likely think hes a sellout.
 
How dare this 18 year kid not come out and start talking about how he hates the kikes and the niggers.

Jesus christ, the state of these people that have built up this kid to be some /pol/ tier shitpoaster. He's a 18 year old, and he has better self awareness than 90 percent of the people dissent right, who knows what his politics is and who cares really. Let him put out a very clean and pressed appearance, it's gonna force the media to double down and smear him even more. It's a smart play on his part, if he does plan on suing the shit out of these faggots.

Of course Ralph and nipples are gonna attack him, they are fuckign retarded.
 
How dare this 18 year kid not come out and start talking about how he hates the kikes and the niggers.

Jesus christ, the state of these people that have built up this kid to be some /pol/ tier shitpoaster. He's a 18 year old, and he has better self awareness than 90 percent of the people dissent right, who knows what his politics is and who cares really. Let him put out a very clean and pressed appearance, it's gonna force the media to double down and smear him even more. It's a smart play on his part, if he does plan on suing the shit out of these faggots.

Of course Ralph and nipples are gonna attack him, they are fuckign exceptional.
No one is expecting him to say he hates kikes or niggers.
But people are probably expecting him to not give his support to the BLM movement.
(And no, BLM was never a just cause, even in the beginning. It was always about hating whitey and little else)
 
Ralph is a fucking idiot, working with Journos will bite him in the ass again.
Ralph likes to brag that while Rekieta is getting several segments on Glenn Beck (the 3rd most popular top radio show in US, 10m weekly listeners), he is being quoted for an article for RT/Sputnik a couple times a year.

View attachment 2738267View attachment 2738278View attachment 2738281View attachment 2738297
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1461999394954297351 https://archive.md/B6idt
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1462449896838082567 https://archive.md/Fehfy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEocph9XMAQ-qRg?format=jpg&name=orig https://archive.md/T8gtC

Usually when he does so, the article lists "Staff" as the author, with Gaby Arancibia being the previous exception for a single article. I noticed this time the another author who is not listed as "staff" was actually in the byline. Ekaterina Blinova. They both wrote for the same two publications, Sputnik and Yerepouni Daily News. Gaby's twitter is private though.
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https://sputniknews.com/20211121/fa...tinuing-to-polarise-americans-1090900623.html https://archive.md/oYTWr
https://muckrack.com/ekaterina-blinova-1 https://archive.md/mTzU3
https://twitter.com/blinova14/status/1241056630831284230 https://archive.md/uvk5L

So that is the mysterious RT/Sputnik correspondent that has been contacting him for quotes over the years, or is it always just Gaby, or is it somebody else completely?
Edit: Included a tweet from March 2020 where Ekaterina tags Ralph, this might really be his main Sputnik Contact.
 
I have to say I’m enjoying all the cope-posting about the faggot potato rittenhouse, who sucker-punches girls for fun.
Enjoy having mentally unstable, unsupervised illegally-armed teens executing people you don’t like on the streets.
Don’t mind me, resume the echo-chamber.
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No one is expecting him to say he hates kikes or niggers.
But people are probably expecting him to not give his support to the BLM movement.
(And no, BLM was never a just cause, even in the beginning. It was always about hating whitey and little else)
Who gives a fuckign what some 18 year old kid says or believes? You are way too invested if that is your take. I don't know, or really care what the kids thinks. I will say it's a smart PR move to come out anti-racist and pro BLM after the other side is calling you a neo nazi, or a hood wearing Ku Klux Klan member. But sure, fuck this 18 year old for not being a idiot and screaming FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK KIKES!

Seriously, let the kid play the game a little while and get paid, who's to know what his real beliefs are now, and what they will be in 5 or 10 years. To me, your way of thinking is just as bad as the joy reid's of the world demonizing him for their projections of him. let him be.. please. I agree with you in finding it distasteful hearing him support BLM, but I also realise he probably has to say these things.
 
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