Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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His superior future is just some Cyberpunk dystopy.
I still stand by my opinion that Moviebob's Superiyaa Fyuuchaa looks disturbingly like Nazi Germany. Except it has flying cars, rocketpacks, and widespread eugenics so that only people who share Moviebob's character traits are allowed to reproduce. Moviebob loves himself some eugenics, you know.
 
You can see in the rug it is distorted, fish eye but not fish eye enough. I thought it was photoshopped, and I still do. The way Blob's head looks compared to the black background, and how everything around his face, something isn't right. Maybe the house is haunted like Hearst Castle.

Perhaps Bob is a Lovecraftian abomination, something like Frank Belknap Long's Hounds of Tindalos. Reality itself warps itself around his unnaturally proportioned, oddly-angled skull, wrenching in its tormented inability to accommodate his wrongness, heaving as it struggles not to vomit him into another dimension entirely.
 
Wait, Bob got banned from RPG.net?
No. RPG.net isn't Twitter, so Bob has no interest in it. It was his orbiter, Library Lass.
Just to fill in the gaps on Library Lass, here's the RPG.net permaban info.

First ban was for chimping out when the mods instituted a temporary hiatus on political discussions, and LL (among others) was upset about losing their daily fix of hugbox-fee-fees for two weeks. The entire thread was quite the lolworthy event. Many bans were had, and the people did sing and rejoice cope and seethe.

LL was eventually unbanned after a groveling email, and then promptly turned around and stabbed them in the back, earning +4 to hit and double-damage, while also scoring a rare Double-Permaban.



 
You can see in the rug it is distorted, fish eye but not fish eye enough. I thought it was photoshopped, and I still do. The way Blob's head looks compared to the black background, and how everything around his face, something isn't right. Maybe the house is haunted like Hearst Castle.
I think you're right. It isn't just that his head is too big for his body, it's that his neck is weirdly wide too, in a way that doesn't seem to connect properly to his body, and the lighting on his face looks completely different than the rest of his body. His whole head is like weirdly yellow, almost jaundiced, but his skin is peachy.
 
I think you're right. It isn't just that his head is too big for his body, it's that his neck is weirdly wide too, in a way that doesn't seem to connect properly to his body, and the lighting on his face looks completely different than the rest of his body. His whole head is like weirdly yellow, almost jaundiced, but his skin is peachy.
His face is fat, yet gaunt...looks like he lost a lot of weight in a very short time, and his skin couldn't keep up.
 
Once again, Moviebob blindly bends the knee for Führer Hillary:
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If spreading disinformation and misinformation about political opponents amplified disproportionately by the media warrants action, Moviebob and his ilk should've been nuked from orbit years ago.

Just to give you how puny Moviebob's mental hard drive capacity is, he has conveniently forgotten all the riots that took place after Rightful Führer Hillary Clinton was defeated in 2016. Oh, but according to Bob, they were "peaceful protests" despite clear evidence of looting, arson, and physical violence (see Berkeley as an example)..
 
The way those kids are posing looks exceptional. More so the girl than the boy, but still. The way their hands are just screams "I'm going to be holding one arm, with hand curled, against my chest in about 9-15 years". Also yeah, did that blurring come with the tweet or did @Positron fix that?

Also, shit. Why the fuck is Sarah not scrubbing (or has not scrubbed by now) that Rune-ish Eldritch Text from off the walls? Do they want their little darlings accidentally summoning Cthulu? How hard is it to keep drawing/scribbling implements away from the hellspawn when they're not sitting at a table or lying on the floor with a coloring book? That looks like black crayon. Are they going full "Oh well, we shouldn't punish them for scribbling on the wall; we don't want to stifle their exceptional creativity!"? Hell, does BOB let them do it? Not exactly A-1 babysitting/childminding there, if it was Uncle Bob who let 'em. For that matter, how hard is it, when the kids are itching to scribble on the walls, to give them ONLY white crayon? It would still show up on those dingy walls but at least it wouldn't look as obvious.

You know what would have happened if I scribbled on the walls? I'd get a motherfucking spanking, and I'd be made to clean it if I was old enough, and so would my exceptional siblings if they did too. Do you know what I never did on the walls more than once? Fucking draw on them. There was goddamn paper available, I didn't need to. So unless these kids tear pages out of coloring books and tear them up, there's no excuse for this shit. Momma Chippa's gotta stop drinking in the kitchen or wherever she drinks for the day where the kids are out of her sight. She should be at the very least teaching the exceptionalest one to practice scribbling the alphabet in crayon on a blank piece of paper instead.

If he actually lost weight on purpose, he'd brag about it. Since he hasn't been doing that lately, any recent weight loss is due to poor diabetes management.
Bob actually did brag about losing weight, and it wasn't that long ago, either. I forget when but it's up the thread somewhere.
Jesus Christ the man really can’t smile can he.

Also is it just me or is he looking skinnier in that photo?
Autistic faces can have trouble producing a proper non-fucked smile. I should know, I have a similar problem. Something about the cheek muscles. But I'd never attempt to mimic that one "smile" of his with all his teeth where he looked like something super exceptional half soy grin half clenched teeth abomination.

No seriously, the angle of the picture and the proportions of the humanoid lump of chaff pretty much say "Eldritch abomination ready to sacrifice two children."
Well whatever little Ava scrawled on the walls looks like an incomplete ritual summoning, that's for sure.
No. RPG.net isn't Twitter, so Bob has no interest in it. It was his orbiter, Library Lass.
Yeah, the fact that Lass Library/Library Lass is among the group that 41%'s means they're not the most stable mentally in the first place. Add to that the fact they've been fed that they're a victim all their life (and the trooning out didn't help in that regard), and they think they need to express their opinion constantly or the TERFs and anti-Trans murderers-of-transwhamen WIN. So, such a meltdown is to be expected and no wonder they can't shut up.
 
Kids shouldn’t get hit for doing kid shit. But parents should go to parenting classes to learn how to raise kids and teach them how to cope with being a human. This winging it approach ain’t working.
Chris seems like he's probably the kind of parent that tries to be "cool" and be his kid's friend and never disciplines them or says no.
 
It took X amount of six figures to make that house what it is today so show some respect!
I’m not as familiar with the blobert clan as others ITT so maybe this isn’t surprising to some of you, but I’m genuinely doubtful/surprised that his brother “renovated” the place. The baseboard trim looks like shit or like it hasn’t even been touched.
 
Chris seems like he's probably the kind of parent that tries to be "cool" and be his kid's friend and never disciplines them or says no.
He seems like the kind of r e t a r d who thinks “discipline” means hitting or shaming your kids and therefore isn’t for bleeding hearts like him. Concepts like natural consequences are lost on these mayo ghouls.
 
Once again, Moviebob blindly bends the knee for Führer Hillary:

If spreading disinformation and misinformation about political opponents amplified disproportionately by the media warrants action, Moviebob and his ilk should've been nuked from orbit years ago.

Just to give you how puny Moviebob's mental hard drive capacity is, he has conveniently forgotten all the riots that took place after Rightful Führer Hillary Clinton was defeated in 2016. Oh, but according to Bob, they were "peaceful protests" despite clear evidence of looting, arson, and physical violence (see Berkeley as an example)..
He still can't get over the fact that Hillary lost in 2016.
 
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