Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

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Peter has one of those faces that you just want to punch. I don't know why. It doesn't really have anything to do with him as a person. Like, I could see his picture (particularly the one spoilered below) and have no idea who he is, or what he does and I'd still think, "yeah, that guy needs a right cross to the nose."

I think that's why he's so "popular" among people who hate him, despite being a staggeringly boring person once you look at it. You just see his face and want to see his nose smeared across it and blood dripping down from it. I'd say poor Peter, but he's also kind of a dick.
 
Peter has one of those faces that you just want to punch. I don't know why. It doesn't really have anything to do with him as a person. Like, I could see his picture (particularly the one spoilered below) and have no idea who he is, or what he does and I'd still think, "yeah, that guy needs a right cross to the nose."
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Remember that guy Goronchev (intellectual checkmate)? He also has a very punchable face. I think it's the smug factor in those two examples.

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I think that's why he's so "popular" among people who hate him, despite being a staggeringly boring person once you look at it. You just see his face and want to see his nose smeared across it and blood dripping down from it. I'd say poor Peter, but he's also kind of a dick.

That's part of it. Like, how can you wear that dickish grin meanwhile you got caught for the most cringeworthy shit ever? Another reason he's so popular among people who hate him is the fucking rabbit hole never ends. There are tons of people, myself included, who want to know what the hell is exactly happening and never get a clear cut answer. Probably a move out of the coffin playbook to stay "relevant". Cause he's certainly not capturing people's attention any other way.
 
I've read the first 25 pages, but I don't feel like reading the whole thread. So let me just ask, has there been any new proof that Ashleigh is a doll? Occam's Razor seems to conclude that she's real from what I've read.

I think the conclusion is that Ashleigh is real, but he does have a sex doll. I haven't followed this since that video he posted a while ago so I really don't know much.

He's a strange guy.
 
He's a strange guy.
Petey:
  • Faked an online relationship with some asian girl and the shit was cringeworthy their conversations were.. really fucking weird and ignorant.
  • Had a sex doll accidentally in the background of one of his videos
  • Has a more attractive wife than he should... who is also very strange... and looks identical to a commercially available sex doll.
But that chick is in fact real and they appear to actually have a child together. I think mystery cows have better staying power than straight up lolcows. All it takes is one good revelation once in awhile and you're gonna stay hungry for another one.
 
Petey:
  • Faked an online relationship with some asian girl and the shit was cringeworthy their conversations were.. really fucking weird and ignorant.
  • Had a sex doll accidentally in the background of one of his videos
  • Has a more attractive wife than he should... who is also very strange... and looks identical to a commercially available sex doll.
But that chick is in fact real and they appear to actually have a child together. I think mystery cows have better staying power than straight up lolcows. All it takes is one good revelation once in awhile and you're gonna stay hungry for another one.
Yeah. It surely isn't as weird let alone creepy knowing that Ashleigh is a real person who hangs out with Peter than if she were a doll, but jesus christ. Both people are fucking out of it, Peter with his general stupidity and past with realdolls and fake GFs, Ashleigh for her insane handling of body issues and other problems that makes people genuinely wonder if she's even human due to the photos and videos that have come out.

There may be something worthy of a thread there, but I think we'll only be able to speculate.
 
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Yeah. It surely isn't as weird let alone creepy knowing that Ashleigh is a real person who hangs out with Peter than if she were a doll, but jesus christ. Both people are fucking out of it, Peter with his general stupidity and past with realdolls and fake GFs, Ashleigh for her insane handling of body issues and other problems that makes people genuinely wonder if she's even human due to the photos and videos that have come out.

There may be something worthy of a thread there, but I think we'll only be able to speculate.

It's kind of lost my interest since Peter Coffin is just a low grade attention whore apparently rather than a real freak. He doesn't seem to chimp much any more and Ashleigh is a real, if rather pathetic person.

I suppose it shouldn't be less interesting that he has a real life who just looks like a fake, plastic sex doll due to total lack of personality than that he has a sex doll that he dresses up for fake videos, but it is.

Maybe if he got arrested for something he'd be interesting again.
 
It's kind of lost my interest since Peter Coffin is just a low grade attention whore apparently rather than a real freak. He doesn't seem to chimp much any more and Ashleigh is a real, if rather pathetic person.

I suppose it shouldn't be less interesting that he has a real life who just looks like a fake, plastic sex doll due to total lack of personality than that he has a sex doll that he dresses up for fake videos, but it is.

Maybe if he got arrested for something he'd be interesting again.
I am oddly a bit disappointed that she wasn't a realdoll after all.
 
Peter still occasionally spergs about the fake girlfriend thing and lurks chan boards. Hat tip to /cow/ for these screengrabs. Necro.

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Also, he sperged about Alison Rapp like all the other losers in his circle did.

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He's one to talk, given his past experience of trying to "calm scandals".

Is he still married to that real doll?
 
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