Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[FB83]

Summary of this morning/afternoons live: Chantal gets a coffee and cwasoon, in which she informs us they are to be flaky and airy and not doughy. She drives around, winds up at one park, drives around and tells us about Gatineau, and goes to another park.

Walks for about 3 minutes OMG HER BATTERY IS ABOUT TO DIE GUIZE and is back in the car. Drives around aimlessly pondering things like getting another desk calendar to make a schedule for her channel. She's going to lose revenge weight.

She drives around for about 2 hours "I'm so hungry, what should I eat?" and winds up in a downtown area, then disappears and comes back with cash from an ATM, a hot dog, and big box of a 'small' poutine. The end.

Excellent summary but you forgot the “Facebook messenger” call she got right at the end of the stream (about five mins left) and then suddenly decided to quickly end the live with no firm time as to when she would be back. The chat of course knew where she was headed...she’s nothing if not predictable.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Summary of this morning/afternoons live: Chantal gets a coffee and cwasoon, in which she informs us they are to be flaky and airy and not doughy. She drives around, winds up at one park, drives around and tells us about Gatineau, and goes to another park.

Walks for about 3 minutes OMG HER BATTERY IS ABOUT TO DIE GUIZE and is back in the car. Drives around aimlessly pondering things like getting another desk calendar to make a schedule for her channel. She's going to lose revenge weight.

She drives around for about 2 hours "I'm so hungry, what should I eat?" and winds up in a downtown area, then disappears and comes back with cash from an ATM, a hot dog, and big box of a 'small' poutine. The end.

Also, kwah-sones are supposed to be crispy on the outside. She's never had cardamom before. She calls herself a foodie. This bitch.

She's celebrating the fact she's now frugal. She's frugal in the way Michael Scott declared bankruptcy.

 

[Heyguize]

I don’t know if it has been mentioned already, but I think the reason she is ‘locked out’ of her Instagram is so that she doesn’t have to delete the pictures of the magical Toronto trip. I am pretty sure Nader has told her she needs to delete the pics, as they are not together anymore… (we all know that’s a lie, but he needs to save face after swearing on his mother’s life)

 

[Cripple]

Summary of this morning/afternoons live: Chantal gets a coffee and cwasoon, in which she informs us they are to be flaky and airy and not doughy. She drives around, winds up at one park, drives around and tells us about Gatineau, and goes to another park.

Walks for about 3 minutes OMG HER BATTERY IS ABOUT TO DIE GUIZE and is back in the car. Drives around aimlessly pondering things like getting another desk calendar to make a schedule for her channel. She's going to lose revenge weight.

She drives around for about 2 hours "I'm so hungry, what should I eat?" and winds up in a downtown area, then disappears and comes back with cash from an ATM, a hot dog, and big box of a 'small' poutine. The end.

Pretty bold of someone who puts God damned tex-mex cheese in their pasta to judge someone else's cooking. Especially as scones require more effort than boiling water.

Also, kwah-sones are supposed to be crispy on the outside. She's never had cardamom before. She calls herself a foodie. This bitch.

She's celebrating the fact she's now frugal. She's frugal in the way Michael Scott declared bankruptcy.

/Chantal waddles into town Square.

"I DECLARE I AM NOW FRUGAL!"

/other citizens hiss obscenities in French.

 

[Billy Bunter]

Yes. It's Ontario.

I was going to say "Hang on, I live in Ontario", protestingly and then I remembered I literally have BPD.

 

[lottalove]

Also, kwah-sones are supposed to be crispy on the outside. She's never had cardamom before. She calls herself a foodie. This bitch.

She's celebrating the fact she's now frugal. She's frugal in the way Michael Scott declared bankruptcy.

Frugal = she maybe hasn't paid his rent yet.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Season 37 of the Chantal Show has been the darkest yet.

This reminds me of the first half of every Intervention that deals with alcoholism. There’s always that “slurring sloppy mess squalling in the yard” segment. On every goddamn one.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I was going to say "Hang on, I live in Ontario", protestingly and then I remembered I literally have BPD.

Literally no one cares, friend.

I hope the Frugal Cycle hits all the usual high notes…her lecturing all of US on how to be frugal, followed by making allowances for fass fud delivery because reasons, then admitting she bought some asinine crockpot/deep fry/julienne combo machine while lecturing us on frugality, and if we don’t like it, don’t watch.

 

[Springer]

I was going to say "Hang on, I live in Ontario", protestingly and then I remembered I literally have BPD.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Ah yes, revenge weight loss. I watched a few episodes of that 'revenge body' show that was on within the last few years & came away with 2 things:

It didn't matter during the relationship to the revenge dieter, to care enough about their own health & its possible implications on the relationship to put in the effort then. Pretty sure after the shock of seeing the new 'hawt' version of a dumped flame, that is what the ex-partner who did the dumping is going to think.

Secondly, controlling what you eat & sweating through unaccustomed exercise is bloody hard work & hard to stay with, as evidenced by the great many people who rarely if ever, lose significant weight. If revenge gets you started fine but how do these mainly women feel and act if the ex doesn't react however they hoped they would? Do they plunge back into the food trough or pull their head out of their ass long enough to realize not only do they look better, (most would), but they FEEL better. Is that enough reason to keep on keeping on?

 

[hourglass figure]

Listening to the bean and beeze stream, roughly 27min to 37min she is talking about what she spends on food which people have pointed out already, but what was missed was she is actually setting it all up to be a business expense. Talking about how its her job, accountant said blah blah.

If she actually starts accounting for things properly and had some smarts about her, she could have been claiming these things all along. Chef and chef cook must be in her ear about getting them an accountant so he can write off those groceries he uses on camera and get more money.

 

[Retired Junta Member]

Ah yes, revenge weight loss. I watched a few episodes of that 'revenge body' show that was on within the last few years & came away with 2 things:

It didn't matter during the relationship to the revenge dieter, to care enough about their own health & its possible implications on the relationship to put in the effort then. Pretty sure after the shock of seeing the new 'hawt' version of a dumped flame, that is what the ex-partner who did the dumping is going to think.

Secondly, controlling what you eat & sweating through unaccustomed exercise is bloody hard work & hard to stay with, as evidenced by the great many people who rarely if ever, lose significant weight. If revenge gets you started fine but how do these mainly women feel and act if the ex doesn't react however they hoped they would? Do they plunge back into the food trough or pull their head out of their ass long enough to realize not only do they look better, (most would), but they FEEL better. Is that enough reason to keep on keeping on?

Revenge weight loss is also pretty much useless: if your partner doesn’t love you anymore, it won’t be a slightly slimmer figure to change their mind.

Unless you’re planning to do some kind of Instagram radical before and after, your beauty level will stay more or less the same.

 

[neckyhamhock]

Sort of off topic, but I thought it was funny and notable given Chinny's current solo performance at the altar. Don't ask me how, perhaps in a delirium, I ended up in miss gorl's old videos and was surprised to learn that she bought herself and engagement ring when she was with Bibi too. I don't know how to do anything fancy, but she talks about it in this video at 6:00 exactly: https://youtu.be/czP72CKPwCM?t=359

She says she's not engaged but "joked" that it was her engagement ring. I'm not at all surprised by either of these instances, just more proof that Chantal is just that desperate for love and commitment and a complete bunny boiler.

 

[Final Gorl]

I wonder if giving in to her crazy emotions has ever brought her any actual benefit.

Like, by the time we're adults, most people understand that giving in to an impulse like deleting someone else's video or cheating on a boyfriend or whatever brings, at best, a momentary sense of satisfaction. But it never makes anything better and almost always bites you in the ass somehow. If you haven't figured this out by the time you're old enough to drink beer, you need some serious help.

And I get that she needs some serious help. I just can't get over her lack of pattern recognition. Does she really just not understand that what she does is wrong? She's said before that she doesn't forgive people for doing shitty things to her, but when she does, it's because she feels bad so it's different. There's always an excuse, always a rationalization for the shit she does, even when she pretends to own up to it. But there's still a pattern there. You'd think she'd at least realize that.

There I go, expecting Chantal to act like a functioning human again. This is the same woman who honestly believes that it's cheating if he sleeps with someone after she breaks up with him. Absolute lunacy.

Cluster Bs should be euthanized.

Yes and... ...she's a classic histrionic. And as this particular flavor of cluster B, she believes that her behavior is wholly typical and unproblematic. It boggles the mind, but it's hallmark. Histrionics are also usually diagnosed later in life; much long after their behaviors have already wreaked absolute havoc on their life and relationships

 

[Dutch Courage]

Sort of off topic, but I thought it was funny and notable given Chinny's current solo performance at the altar. Don't ask me how, perhaps in a delirium, I ended up in miss gorl's old videos and was surprised to learn that she bought herself and engagement ring when she was with Bibi too. I don't know how to do anything fancy, but she talks about it in this video at 6:00 exactly: https://youtu.be/czP72CKPwCM?t=359

She says she's not engaged but "joked" that it was her engagement ring. I'm not at all surprised by either of these instances, just more proof that Chantal is just that desperate for love and commitment and a complete bunny boiler.

This is evidence of the great disconnect between what she is and how she wishes people see her.

She's always been a big talker about "naah, I don't want marriage. I don't wanna be responsible for another person. I can't be monogamous." Yet, in her heart of hearts, she is so insecure and so desperate that she'll buy her own engagement ring. What kind of move is this? I've never heard of such a thing, and it has become habit for her. So the pretend-Chantal for public consumption is the edgy polyamorous, single, cool chick. The real Chantal is one who dreams of bourgeois conformity so much, she'll humiliate herself in this fashion.

I do think that this is the same disconnect evidenced by her conceit that she is some kind of elegant influencer, yet she can't even stop farting long enough to get out of a chair. She's an experienced bad girl druggy who never even knew you had to inhale to get high. She is a BBW fashion plate who shits her own pants. She is a social butterfly with legions of friends without enough time to even keep up with all her friendships, yet we have seen no evidence of a "friend" in years. She is a self-professed intelligent person, not a dummy, and yet she didn't even know what a grill was when she walked in the park today.

Of all of these gaping inconsistencies though, the engagement ring stuff is my favorite. What does she actually think? The rings have the power to entrap the men into marriage? They will start wearing the ring and magically start dreaming of spending their lives with the monster? This is even more pathetic than all her made-up fake boyfriends, all her phony sex stories, and all her imaginary friends. It's the kind of thing that a writer might toss into a romance novel, and then be told by the editor to take it out because it is too hackneyed. The icing on the cake is the cheapness and angsty ugliness of the actual ring; taste is one thing our tastemaker lacks completely.


On another note, I am in the camp that nothing about her sham of a relationship with Nader is scripted, beyond her melodramatic mood swings. Another great disconnect in her life is her inability to read the room, and know what other people think of her. She never realizes how badly she comes across, and any mild attention she gets is mistaken for sheer lust and desire. I believe Nader was willing to shag her and do drugs with her because her dating profile assured all candidates that she was DTF and absolutely not looking for a "relationship" Then, she bought her way into his life until he was dependent on her and she moved the goalposts. He may very well, in a very optimistic moment, have thought to himself "I guess I can pretend to be her boyfriend for awhile, and she'll chill out." She then, within a week, proved beyond any reasonable doubt just how psycho and unfit for a relationship she really is. So he went back to "screw it, we're not in a relationship". She misunderstood this arc as his growing love for her, and assumed no matter how many "breakups" there are, she could win him over with money and rings. She was incapable of seeing how tepid his true feelings were for her.

I actually think Nader is pretty much done with her. He is willing to tolerate her presence and take her money. But he's not going to humor her fantasy that he is her boyfriend and future husband anymore. This might not have fully sunk into her dense, fatty skull yet, but it is starting to, and it is making her moodier than usual. She still thinks she has a chance to win him back, but it is fading. And she really will be looking for revenge for his not loving her.

 

[pb & bbj]

Some thoughts from her high as fuck stream:

"I don't want to lie to you guys, but I kind of want to lie to you guys. I don't want you to know where I'm going every day."

So you're back with Nads. Cool.

"Everyone has their own plight, right?"

Yeah. And yours is not being able to order whatever fast food you want at 3am.

"I'm so depressed at the thought of having to cook in my own kitchen."

Case in fucking point. She has a kitchen and food to cook in it. And that makes her depressed. $10 says when she talks about her "rough childhood," she's referring to that time she stubbed her toe and got an owwy.

"You guys know I'm sad!" *giggle giggle giggle* *fake cry*

Yikes.

 

[AbraCadaver]

When is Chins’ birthday? I hope Nader is around for the next one.

“Hey Nader, if I buy myself my own birthday presents, can we say they’re from you? Since you didn’t get me anything? Also I saw a discarded rose on the sidewalk last Valentines Day. Can we say that was a leftover from the giant romantic parade float of a hundred thousand fragrant blossoms that you commissioned to publicly symbolize your passion for me? I mean as long as we’re going all the way to the last stop on the Fantasy Life Train, might as well enjoy the imaginary scenery.”

 

[Peachtea18]

When is Chins’ birthday?

Girl, come on. Especially after this last year that date should be seared into all our minds by now. March 28 needs to become a National Holiday at this point. It all started with a boba tea..

 

[goddessalthena]

I was going to say "Hang on, I live in Ontario", protestingly and then I remembered I literally have BPD.

A future VIBidiot is born ladies and gentlemen.

I love when The Gunt says "but you guyzzzz I changed my mind that's not lying". Just like Egyptian Gonzo wanted to cuddle Delphine but decided to stab her instead, he just changed his mind.

 

[Billie Ross]

The GUNT is being GUNTED.