DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
What brought this on? I noticed they appeared after Halloween or were they there before the Halloween decorations. He's slowly adding stuff. It was originally just the boxes.

Then the fallout stuff and pixel characters from street fighter.

He never did this for a long time with the childish stuff. Did I miss something or is it because of his waning viewership and support?


The cringe participation trophy background happened right after Keemstar dunked on him on twitter for remaining at level 1 in life.

Hes not very subtle
 
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Guys, look... and I'm gonna be ahnest with you here... I appreciate all support, and it's great that MyParentsDiedAndAllMyRetardedAssGotWasThisInheritance was able to tip me $200,000 on tonight's stream... but without him, we'd only be at $11 in tips! That's not even enough for the gunnar glasses goal! If you guys like chillin wit me and like watching me play this, PLEASE SUPPORT IT
 
The cringe participation trophy background happened right after Keemstar dunked on him for remaining at level 1 in life.

Hes not very subtle
When did the keemstar dunk happen? I wouldn't know what to type in the search bar to find that topic.
 
@actually has said it pretty succinctly: without the support of a few whales who have successfully hidden their true identity (rather poorly I should add), Phil would be dead in the water. Although his income has remained steady, it is not increasing enough to indicate an upward trajectory but has plateaued. Given his stature as a content creator and his awful reputation, Phil will never be a big YTer again or ever enjoy the success he’s had in his early content creation days. Hence why he clings to these glory days so frequently and leans on them so heavily to justify his overall raison d’etre.

It'd be almost sad if it weren't for Phil's asshole attitude and behaviour towards his remaining fans and hangers-on. Any rational person can see that abusing your audience time and time again will only result in further isolation and less goodwill. Though seeing as Phil has the uncanny ability to find the densest of dentheads as fans, that "goodwill" will still remain a constant, though its prevalence will inevitably dwindle.

Remember: it's not begging, it's advertisement/business.
 
Tonight's stream is a rerun of that time Phil got way too hooked on virtual Blackjack in Yakuza 7.
Don't miss out, it's good fun.

Oh lord, he's playing Blackjack. He's gonna be here for an hour. Notice how into it he is compared to any other parts of the game he's played through.

Watch. While playing Blackjack, he's not once going to mention that he's only at $9 in tips. Gambling overrides even his greed.

Derich says he played a lot of Checkers and Phil took it to mean he was playing Checkers in casinos. This dude's a fucking idiot.
 
Jesus Christ
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I am gonna drop this whole tism in here when this is done. And Autism tip.
I suffered so you all have to as well. :(
Leave the troll he is at least funny.
Jay Hale returned.
 
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Jesus Christ his laugh is annoying. Clownsyde Phil really is the worst. Dude becomes a cartoon character the second gambling in put in front of him.

TDotHolmes $21 tips minutes after a $1 Superchat from Kevin with no message. I know some people don't think these are the same person (TDotHolmes is more than likely OIC), but I wonder...
 
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Phil talking about how he was in chess club and how he whooped all their asses because his dad taught him how to play. We've never heard this kind of story before...Asked if he could do a chess stream for the members goal and of course he hasn't played in a long time and might not be that good anymore or there's "things I may not know about". It's chess, Phil. The rules haven't significantly changed in hundreds of years. Love how quickly he bails the second he's called out on his bullshit story.
 
Phil talking about how he was in chess club and how he whooped all their asses because his dad taught him how to play. We've never heard this kind of story before...Asked if he could do a chess stream for the members goal and of course he hasn't played in a long time and might not be that good anymore or there's "things I may not know about". It's chess, Phil. The rules haven't significantly changed in hundreds of years. Love how quickly he bails the second he's called out on his bullshit story.
"I need a refresher on how to play chess" is up there with "I forgot how to walk", it's not something you forget lol, especially after he bragged about his chess power level about how he was unbeatable in Chess Club save for his teacher. Maybe it was him and a Derich.
 
It could just be that I'm a Yakuza/RGG sperg; but outside of the final level of the batting cages, the pitches are the same in order, every time. Phil could take a moment to memorize or write down how the pitches come at him, and he could easily get it down. Come on Phil, at least notice there's a pattern.
 
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