Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Yamamura]

One of the things that I find somewhat humorous about Kevin's takes is how childlike they are. There are so many things wrong with his understanding of the world it's almost somewhat funny, if not terrifying. First of all, somehow Kevin believes that a poor economy is caused by rich people physically hoarding too much money and not spending it. And not due to things like housing bubbles or defaulting on bad loans on mass.

Kevin, I don't think Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk have bank vaults like Scrooge McDuck where they bathe in money. Net worth is a measure of someone's total assets, including all their stock, investments and properties they own. It's not like your PayPal account where you can take it all out to buy toys on a whim. The money is still being moved through the economy because it's still being loaned to other people to do business with.

Unless you're eating Transformers you aren't using that money to eat. It's ironic that you say rich assholes are trying to win a meaningless contest of how much money they can hoard when you're pointlessly trying to see how many toys you can hoard yourself. While giving Bezos more money while you do so.

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

Some years ago I went to the hospital and I shit you not there was a troon panhandling in the waiting room. A big tall gross-looking creep with that signature fake woman voice begging for money to buy itself a soda from the machine. Security had to tell him to get lost.

Troons are just on another level.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Kevin lays out his breast augmentation goals. [L/A]
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Spoiler: Kevvie's ideal breast size

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Man. AGP is a helluva drug.

 

[stupid frog]

Bonnie is "officially" off the Tranch.

 

[Swiss46]

My pet theory is that Neck was sponging off Wedge, while Wedge had thought Neck would hold on to his old job and then maybe Wedge could sponge.

Remember there were tweets about how Wedge was like "I'll get you food but you do actually have to pay me back for it?" and Neck was blaming his silly girl brain for not doing so? Yeah I guess Wedge caught onto that shit and kicked him to the kerb.

Signs point to a breakup shortly after Wedge met Neck's kids. Possibly because Neck's ex-wife brought up alimony/child support and Neck overconfidently explained to her in front of Wedge that he had no money and his clown prostitute partner was providing for him.

For a person who hates capitalism Wedge has the hilarious inability to view any situation in a nontransactional way.

 

[Morning Void]

Kevin:
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Absolute fucking lunacy. I find it so incredibly facinating that someone like this can really exist. Someone who cut off his penis and balls and claim he is a woman, while also expressing some of the most insanely mysogynistic ideas and "fantasies". Someone who has near unending harsh critiques of capatilism while also being one of the most addicted consumers I have ever seen. Someone who is such a walking contradiction, that I wouldn't be surprised if he just blipped out of existance as if it went against the laws of physics. Its like I am observing an alien or the most brutal train crash in the world.

 

[AGPinochet]

Absolute fucking lunacy. I find it so incredibly facinating that someone like this can really exist. Someone who cut off his penis and balls and claim he is a woman, while also expressing some of the most insanely mysogynistic ideas and "fantasies". Someone who has near unending harsh critiques of capatilism while also being one of the most addicted consumers I have ever seen. Someone who is such a walking contradiction, that I wouldn't be surprised if he just blipped out of existance as if it went against the laws of physics. Its like I am observing an alien or the most brutal train crash in the world.

Somehow we are supposed to, in fact we are expected to fully believe that these people are stunning and brave and that they should be allowed around children and given access to women's spaces and elected to government positions and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and.
According to troons, their enablers and supporters at least.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Cope. [L/A]
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Do these people not understand that in order to have this neo-vagina, you have to actively lose your penis and testicles? It's the "absence of genitals" because they're either being repurposed or outright removed.

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All that scar-tissue makes for a very smooth, realistic finish. Like rust on a car.

Wedge makes a joke. [L/A]
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I've started thinking that puns are the lowest form of humor. They get a smirk out of me, in moderation, but if they're all you've got, then I'll quickly start to ignore you. This is true for people and media, really.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'm slightly happy to see this. As I don't think I'd ever be happy, seeing someone destitute. But I doubt Neck would ever use this situation to reexamine his life or change anything about himself.

I agree. It's hard to see someone completely destitute. Seeing him hard for cash and getting screwed by his actions is nice, but harrowing. I'll just pretend it is the kiwi farmer reason of wanting to see his thread continue and me not being soft.

My pet theory is that Neck was sponging off Wedge, while Wedge had thought Neck would hold on to his old job and then maybe Wedge could sponge.

This is a brilliant idea. An immovable grift meets an unstoppable grift. If so, this would be amazing. we'll see if they ever bitch about each other while drunk or high then.

His ACTUAL fantasy is to be desired. At all. By anyone.

Today Kiwi Farmers learned that they too, were just like Kevin in their own little way.

I am starting to genuinely hate troons.

You have the patience of a saint.

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"If I had better support from my daddy government I would have had kids, it isn't MY choice or fault."

Honestly I don't want him and any of the tranchers to have spawn so the government did the rest of us a favor on accident.

Also what the fuck? What's our next step brainlet??? Fedualism? Communism??? Which one provides you with internet and grift money?

the cops he dogs on at least have a stable income, families who love and cherish them, do good for their community, and have actual genitals that aren't a health risk!

This is me playing devil's advocate for Kevin. What is left is still 2 legs up than what Kevin has. Even if they were bastard coated bastards slapping all their family members and abusing police power, they still accidentally provide better lives for people and are somewhat productive in society.

The RGB LED gaming PC indentifies as his family, and he needs your donations to support it.

I mean, it is rainbow. Rainbow = queer = his family so I can see it.

Kevin, I don't think Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk have bank vaults like Scrooge McDuck where they bathe in money.

This is why I hate those rich assholes: neither of them are Scrooge McDucking it up.

Bonnie is "officially" off the Tranch.

A fine day.

For a person who hates capitalism Wedge has the hilarious inability to view any situation in a nontransactional way.

Communism and other ANTICapitalist ventures would help him because it means he gets what he wants without owning someone back in his eyes. Like, fuck working, someone ALWAYS provides for you, and he doesn't need to spend his time helping anyone but himself.

 

[Trianon]

Cope. [L/A]
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Wedge makes a joke. [L/A]
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Trying to understand what Wedge is saying here makes my brain hurt. [L/A]
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It's so bizarre that they are replacing "man" and "woman" with "those who are affected by transmisogyny and those that aren't." This is Grace Lavery's stupid argument, that misogyny can fuel your inner woman and prove that you are really, really hated, just like real women! Affirming! But it's all just defining yourself by your enemies and making trans women the center of everything, instead of saying "men" and "non-men," it's "i'm exempt from being male." W HA T.

 

[soggy london]

lesbian doesn’t even mean anything anymore. Women can’t have shit in Detroit !

 

[AMHOLIO]

lesbian doesn’t even mean anything anymore. Women can’t have shit in Detroit !

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Breaking: all women must pick bi lesbian to remain feminine. The rest of us will build camp vulva in the woods and let women choose how they want to be as long as you help us BUILD THE WALL to keep the troons out.

Anyway, it is a catch all meme phrase. The most feminine urges we chicks get either involve reproduction ("the feminine urge to double over from uterine cramps") or cultural contextual ("the feminine urge to watch a sappy movie" isn't exclusively feminine, it appeals to our brains more but it isn't like men don't get the feels on occasion too). All they use it for is jokes and validation of their views. "teehee it's great to be a woman by attaching a phrase in front of everything to refer to me being a woman and that's so empowering teehee".

I'd love to see the "feminine" (read: human) urge to clean up your house because it's messy and hard to work in. Maybe the "feminine" urge to cook meals when your partner isn't feeling well. Jen's got that down at least.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

While giving Bezos more money while you do so.

And the most hilarious thing of all is that Kev will tell you that in a capitalist society, you cannot avoid but giving money to Bezos/Zuckerberg/the usual bad suspects because there are no ethical consuming in capitalism. It's not like you could buy land in the middle of nowhere, buy from the locals and cut yourself off a bit from consumer society. But that takes, time, money, effort and the will to live a more uncomfortable life without cushy commodities.

Anyway, it is a catch all meme phrase. The most feminine urges we chicks get either involve reproduction ("the feminine urge to double over from uterine cramps") or cultural contextual ("the feminine urge to watch a sappy movie" isn't exclusively feminine, it appeals to our brains more but it isn't like men don't get the feels on occasion too). All they use it for is jokes and validation of their views. "teehee it's great to be a woman by attaching a phrase in front of everything to refer to me being a woman and that's so empowering teehee".

But for the troons, the most feminine urge is the urge to be a cute uwu lesbian and have cute uwu lesbian sex. They are coomers so for them the absolute peak of femininity is lesbianism because they cannot see anything else through their deranged lens of coom, and this extents to many other things that become fetish for these coom obsessed men.

Don't expect anything more than this minimum of hedonism from them.

 

[AMHOLIO]

But for the troons, the most feminine urge is the urge to be a cute uwu lesbian and have cute uwu lesbian sex. They are coomers so for them the absolute peak of femininity is lesbianism because they cannot see anything else through their deranged lens of coom, and this extents to many other things that become fetish for these coom obsessed men.

Don't expect anything more than this minimum of hedonism from them.

*One of TWO most feminine urges. The other is to be dominated in sex as a woman. There's men in r/traaaaaaaans saying their sexuality changed from straight man to straight women because THEY wanted to be the one degraded and sissified. There's nothing more womanly than BEING USED AS A COCKSLEEVE by some MEN and so forth.

All in all, both scenarios are . I think we need to actually trick them into making a camp in the woods while the rest of us live peacefully outside of it, keep them in a ghetto and airdrop tendies in once in a while.

 

[HullDown]

I think we need to actually trick them into making a camp in the woods while the rest of us live peacefully outside of it, keep them in a ghetto and airdrop tendies in once in a while.

Just find someone willing to take the fall and publish an article somewhere stating that camping in dangerous areas is only for cis, lesbian, women. The bears will solve the troon problem, and the troons will pay for their own transportation to them.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

It's ironic that you say rich assholes are trying to win a meaningless contest of how much money they can hoard when you're pointlessly trying to see how many toys you can hoard yourself.

Kevin's entire existence is self-referential. If he accuses you of something, you can guarantee it's pure projection, because he's incapable of understanding that other people might have traits he himself does not share.

Some years ago I went to the hospital and I shit you not there was a troon panhandling in the waiting room. A big tall gross-looking creep with that signature fake woman voice begging for money to buy itself a soda from the machine. Security had to tell him to get lost.

Troons are just on another level.

I'd be more scornful of the troon, but I always seem to be $0.25 short whenever I'm trying to raid a hospital vending machine.

For a person who hates capitalism Wedge has the hilarious inability to view any situation in a nontransactional way.

All these commies are this way; everything is a transaction, and they're always getting the short end of the deal. Is it because autistic focusing on transactional relationships makes commies, or does Communist rhetoric generate autistic hyperfocus on transactional relationships?

 

[AGPinochet]

lesbian doesn’t even mean anything anymore. Women can’t have shit in Detroit !

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"The "Feminine" urge to be an AGP Coomer"

*One of TWO most feminine urges. The other is to be dominated in sex as a woman. There's men in r/traaaaaaaans saying their sexuality changed from straight man to straight women because THEY wanted to be the one degraded and sissified. There's nothing more womanly than BEING USED AS A COCKSLEEVE by some MEN and so forth.

But it's not a fetish, in fact suggesting it's a fetish is literally a hate crime and genocide.

think we need to actually trick them into making a camp in the woods while the rest of us live peacefully outside of it

I'm on board as long as the camp has a gas chamber (and there will need to be a creative placement of it as we can't do what the germans were falsely accused of doing and place it in the shower as troons do not bathe)

Just find someone willing to take the fall and publish an article somewhere stating that camping in dangerous areas is only for cis, lesbian, women. The bears will solve the troon problem, and the troons will pay for their own transportation to them.

would never work, can't consoom in the woods.

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

And the most hilarious thing of all is that Kev will tell you that in a capitalist society, you cannot avoid but giving money to Bezos/Zuckerberg/the usual bad suspects because there are no ethical consuming in capitalism. It's not like you could buy land in the middle of nowhere, buy from the locals and cut yourself off a bit from consumer society. But that takes, time, money, effort and the will to live a more uncomfortable life without cushy commodities.

But for the troons, the most feminine urge is the urge to be a cute uwu lesbian and have cute uwu lesbian sex. They are coomers so for them the absolute peak of femininity is lesbianism because they cannot see anything else through their deranged lens of coom, and this extents to many other things that become fetish for these coom obsessed men.

Don't expect anything more than this minimum of hedonism from them.

The feminine urge meme as used by TiMs has done more to terf-ify me than most other trans rhetoric, including their obsession with bimbofication. Call that the feminine urge to butch up and eat natal pussy.

 

[mickey339]

This tweet has just very suddenly peaked me because it captures the very essence why people hate troons that I didn’t fully realize before.

What does it say?
It describes the existence of an age old ritual of strength to impress another woman.

Its use of the word ‘ancient’ mirrors the tendency of troons to:
1. Lie about history.
In that they constantly try and highlight the existence of eunuchs and similar in ancient history as clear proof that troons were real, accepted and abundant.

2. Invent an identity around their fetish.
By fantasizing about abiding the imaginary ritual they aren’t just miserable loners but the proud carriers of a suppressed tradition, mirroing their perceived oppression.

Using the word ‘sapphic’ they cement their special club. I have never seen that word used in any context outside of troon twitter for the last couple of months. Utilizing an alternative, rarely used word for ‘lesbian’ they distance themselves from real homosexual women and highlight their own fake identity.

When describing the ritual as one of violence they betray their illusion of womanhood and grossly flaunt their negative male mannerisms everywhere.


What does it show?
A screenshot from a japanese children’s game, showing characters of the kind of design that troons love to compare themselves to.

And the avatar.
The twitter profile picture, gazing at you, showing off the person who tweeted. Someone wearing makeup and long hair, parading as a woman but still being unmistakenly male. No dice.

And as the cherry on the fucking top, the full peak troon experience you only get in this thread, it was retweeted by the nastiest, most lazy, lying, useless, grooming, mutilated, disgusting transgender individual in existence, Kevin Gibs.

/mad

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'd be more scornful of the troon, but I always seem to be $0.25 short whenever I'm trying to raid a hospital vending machine.

I think there's a difference between "hey man, got an extra quarter?" and someone bearing their heart and soul and begging for money for soda. I wouldn't be surprised if they begged for the money, had someone offer to buy it for them, then turned that person down because they only wanted the money and that's what got them punted.


Ancient sapphic ritual: be nice to a woman and impress her with compassion, wit, and kindness.
Man, if only troons had that.