Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Law]

No, I reckon Coomthryn is in extreme cope mode this Cyber Monday/Black Friday and he requires more overpriced plastic crap than usual.
He might feel bolder than usual with Pablo gone, though.

I wonder if Kevin has an extreme vulnerability to FOMO? He seems so easily persuaded by limited time only toys and pre-orders.

Troon Brock Lesnar

Every day I pray to TERF Jesus to let Brockina in the ring against Fallon Fox and those other men who try to infiltrate women's combat sports.
He even grew his hair out now, it would be perfect.

 

[AMHOLIO]

This thread makes me wish Twitter had an autistic rating

Twitter was announcing an experimental dislike button to weed out bad content (no active dislikes shown just a button to downvote bad post to yourself) and Kevin threw a fucking fit. So yes, I hope for a fully implemented neg rate system one day.

I know this is Adulting 101 but if you have $400 in "unexpected bills" every fucking month then they're not unexpected, they are expected.

Line item: $400--misc bills

I wonder what the trancher in the XS yurt thinks about this. If I lived in that thing, I would wait for the sweet cherry embrace of carbon monoxide poisoning to take me away.

Unexpected Bills:
-car breaks down or gets hit
-someone breaks a foot or you catch an std only treatable by antibiotics
-you accidentally damaged someone's property and have to pay
-you got a speeding ticket
-your spouse has gambling debts they finally told you about.

Expected bills: Everything else. If you're not tweeting about the above when you tweet out every other detail, it guarantees bullshitting.

I wonder if Kevin has an extreme vulnerability to FOMO? He seems so easily persuaded by limited time only toys and pre-orders.

I could see that. His bolt ons are going to be installed after hearing everyone else enjoy their tits and same with the mysterious female orgasm of the amhole:tm:.

I think what he fears more is not having the latest shit. Like, his superiority and self worth depends on him collecting ALL of the things, thus mastering all the things, thus gaining respect and reverence for having all the things. Like how a perfectionist smart person collects As on test and a perfectionist body builder gradually aims to collect every trophy for each category. The stakes are lower: the only barrier to entry is money, no skill or time needed aside from the occasional waiting at midnight for a preorder. But having things = being the best at having things = being the best if that all makes sense.

 

[Oxyjen]

But having things = being the best at having things = being the best if that all makes sense.

Oh it makes sense! Kevin was that one smug spoilt brat at school who always had the latest shit bought for him immediately, and it was his one source of popularity .

I have high hopes for the Twitter “do not like” option too. It’s just a breeding ground for mental illness at the moment and this could help balance it. Not surprised Kevin is mad.

 

[ten dollars off]

I want someone to ping Kevin every other day with questions or conversational prompts regarding his "system" and alternate personalities, just so keeping up the lie with performative posting becomes an exhausting job he'll regret starting.

 

[soggy london]

don’t know if he retweeted this out of self-awareness or because teehee silly comic but



lazy doesn’t even BEGIN to describe you Kev!

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Kevin advises everyone to free themselves from the restraints of constantly concealing your horniness. He chose to do this at 8:40 AM on a Wednesday morning. [A]

I know you’ll all have a ball with this tweet in particular.

Spoiler: Banger tweet

He reinforces the point of being kinky = good by stating that he was a good Christian boy once, and that Jesus will forgive him for being a degenerate porn addict. [A]

 

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Kevin advises everyone to free themselves from the restraints of constantly concealing your horniness. He chose to do this at 8:40 AM on a Wednesday morning. [A]
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I know you’ll all have a ball with this tweet in particular.
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Spoiler: Banger tweet

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He reinforces the point of being kinky = good by stating that he was a good Christian boy once, and that Jesus will forgive him for being a degenerate porn addict. [A]
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Oh, sure. He says he'd be proud if anybody shows his own tweets to him and spreads it around, but the moment we share his tweets between ourselves, it becomes some huge problem. You just can't win.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Twitter was announcing an experimental dislike button to weed out bad content (no active dislikes shown just a button to downvote bad post to yourself) and Kevin threw a fucking fit. So yes, I hope for a fully implemented neg rate system one day.

Unexpected Bills:
-car breaks down or gets hit
-someone breaks a foot or you catch an std only treatable by antibiotics
-you accidentally damaged someone's property and have to pay
-you got a speeding ticket
-your spouse has gambling debts they finally told you about.

Expected bills: Everything else. If you're not tweeting about the above when you tweet out every other detail, it guarantees bullshitting.



I could see that. His bolt ons are going to be installed after hearing everyone else enjoy their tits and same with the mysterious female orgasm of the amhole:tm:.

I think what he fears more is not having the latest shit. Like, his superiority and self worth depends on him collecting ALL of the things, thus mastering all the things, thus gaining respect and reverence for having all the things. Like how a perfectionist smart person collects As on test and a perfectionist body builder gradually aims to collect every trophy for each category. The stakes are lower: the only barrier to entry is money, no skill or time needed aside from the occasional waiting at midnight for a preorder. But having things = being the best at having things = being the best if that all makes sense.

I'm legit a junky, and I ask pals for a borrow of money less than Kevin, by a margin of thousands of percent.
AND I FUCKING GIVE IT BACK.
Would actually love to see someone ask him for something one day..maybe at the longest point between his begging, or when he's just shown off a new plastic hoard, so it's clear he's got the $.

They could say they regularly contributed to him but they recent lost their job....they had to leave due to transphobic harrassment! and now they are REALLY in a tight spot. Honestly even $20 would be a huuuuuge help.
See if its even graced a reply

@Humbert Humbert I'm sure many a catholic priest would hop right on board with the very last tweet in your shots.
Jesus doesnt hate you for being a vile pervert, God is Love.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Kevin advises everyone to free themselves from the restraints of constantly concealing your horniness. He chose to do this at 8:40 AM on a Wednesday morning. [A]
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During my time on this thread, I've heard other people say that they read Kevin's tweets in a specific mental voice to themselves, and I never really understood how they came up with a tone of voice that accurately encompasses Kevin. As of this tweet, I have found my "Kevin voice." I have no doubt that if I ever speak in it out loud, there will be horrible consequences for myself and my loved ones.

 

[AfghanBlue]

During my time on this thread, I've heard other people say that they read Kevin's tweets in a specific mental voice to themselves, and I never really understood how they came up with a tone of voice that accurately encompasses Kevin. As of this tweet, I have found my "Kevin voice." I have no doubt that if I ever speak in it out loud, there will be horrible consequences for myself and my loved ones.

my kevin voice is a classic nerd voice, smug, whiney/nasal, guffawing, not well ennunciated- but with a constant added edge of hysteria and desperation.
He makes no attempt at higher troon voice in my inner monologue, because he makes no attempt to pass for anything else.
Have no desire to actually hear him though, no way am i wading around in his filth looking for a video where he talks.

 

[HullDown]

Kevin advises everyone to free themselves from the restraints of constantly concealing your horniness. He chose to do this at 8:40 AM on a Wednesday morning. [A]
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I know you’ll all have a ball with this tweet in particular.
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Spoiler: Banger tweet

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He reinforces the point of being kinky = good by stating that he was a good Christian boy once, and that Jesus will forgive him for being a degenerate porn addict. [A]
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Yes, God would understand why he does what he does - but that cuts both ways. All the times you do something out of selfishness, seeking affirmation at the expense of others, not caring about the burden you put on other people's shoulders, putting your own judgment above everything else, seeking to enrich yourself rather than share with others - God understands if those are the things that motivate you, too. And if Kevin had a modicum of self reflection, that would not fill him with confidence.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

During my time on this thread, I've heard other people say that they read Kevin's tweets in a specific mental voice to themselves, and I never really understood how they came up with a tone of voice that accurately encompasses Kevin. As of this tweet, I have found my "Kevin voice." I have no doubt that if I ever speak in it out loud, there will be horrible consequences for myself and my loved ones.

He sounds like a deep voiced gay plumber talking to a cat too me. He does this put on voice for the camera that he admits is not real.

Yes, God would understand why he does what he does - but that cuts both ways. All the times you do something out of selfishness, seeking affirmation at the expense of others, not caring about the burden you put on other people's shoulders, putting your own judgment above everything else, seeking to enrich yourself rather than share with others - God understands that too. And if Kevin had a modicum of self reflection, that would not fill him with confidence.

Everything he does is for his coom. I know for a fact the next 10 years he's either going to an hero or be in jail for CP charges. I mean he's gone so far as to cut his cock off hasn't he?

 

[AGPinochet]

Kevin advises everyone to free themselves from the restraints of constantly concealing your horniness. He chose to do this at 8:40 AM on a Wednesday morning.

There are a multitude of reasons why dirt poor goat herders and brilliant engineering students alike across the MENA region are perfectly willing to maim, kill, torture and burn others and potentially themselves in the case of PBIED and SVBIED attacks and one of those reasons is shit like this. When Al Qaeda urban operations guys were standing on street corners in Iraq with RKG anti tank grenades concealed under their coats, waiting for an American convoy to pass by they weren't asking their god "Oh mighty Allah please grant us victory over the Infidels and their depraved apostate beliefs about tax codes", they were asking their god "oh mighty Allah please grant us victory over the Infidels so that they cannot bring Homosexuality and liberalism to Dar al Islam to poison the Ummah with"
I'll take my puzzle pieces now.

I'm legit a junky

Imagine being such a fat, castrated piece of shit that a drug addict is still morally superior to you.

 

[Old Fart]

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"I could very well have a kid in the future", spoke the man who can't even be arsed to come out of his room to greet some guests and who uses any money allotted him directly on toys.

lesbian doesn’t even mean anything anymore. Women can’t have shit in Detroit !

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The communist urge to be a commie capitalist.

 

[Pizdec]

He reinforces the point of being kinky = good by stating that he was a good Christian boy once, and that Jesus will forgive him for being a degenerate porn addict.

Jesus might have died for our sins, but renouncing your faith doesn't mean you get to still stay under the umbrella, Kevin.

I'm legit a junky, and I ask pals for a borrow of money less than Kevin, by a margin of thousands of percent.
AND I FUCKING GIVE IT BACK.

I know I gave you a TMI, but at least it's respectable compared to someone who asks for money and then spends it on fucking plastic that won't matter once you're dead. Also my Kevin voice is a deep, yet womanly posh voice that sounds like a smug bitch who looks down at you despite having nothing to their name beyond a fancy dress.

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm legit a junky, and I ask pals for a borrow of money less than Kevin, by a margin of thousands of percent.

Rated Aberdonian.

 

[Miss Misery]

Jesus might have died for our sins, but renouncing your faith doesn't mean you get to still stay under the umbrella, Kevin.

Knowing Jesus is real but not being "a believer anymore" is worse than not knowing, Kevin. You've turned your back on the Lord despite having an understanding of Him. That's kind of an unforgivable sin there, bro.

 

[retard strength]

I actually can't think of a single Tweet I could whip out that would shame Kevin. Even the hypocritical ones, or ones that catch him in a lie. He clearly feels no shame about begging for bills then spending that money on toys. And especially not the degenerate pervert ones.

But that doesn't matter because they are very efficient at peak transing people. What better way to demonstrate what a harmful fetish it is than by listening to and sharing trans voices?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kevin advises everyone to free themselves from the restraints of constantly concealing your horniness. He chose to do this at 8:40 AM on a Wednesday morning. [A]
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"I highly recommend everyone having as little shame as possible when it comes to sexual stuff."

Then how come you shamefully turned down a dude ready to fuck at the furry convention after leading him on all day?

Oh, wait, you mean have little shame about being performative on Twitter for attention not actually doing anything in reality. My fault.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

I wonder what Kevin would do if he had to confront someone over this shit IRL. 50/50 you'd talk this guy into fapping right infront of you or ending it.