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[AMHOLIO]

Kevin advises everyone to free themselves from the restraints of constantly concealing your horniness. He chose to do this at 8:40 AM on a Wednesday morning. [A]

Finally. I got confirmation for my "Kevin thinks everyone is kinky and can be liberated by admitting kinks".

I wonder how he does in front of soccer moms? Grandmas? People who want to be his friend or even date him but get turned off by kink?

I have no doubt that if I ever speak in it out loud, there will be horrible consequences for myself and my loved ones.

Black speech of the elder gods... to speak in the tounge of amhole...

I'm legit a junky, and I ask pals for a borrow of money less than Kevin, by a margin of thousands of percent.
AND I FUCKING GIVE IT BACK.

Honey, Ilu, but you're powerlevling. Being better than Kevin is a low bar to clear but I'm glad you're man enough to pay people back.

Everything he does is for his coom. I know for a fact the next 10 years he's either going to an hero or be in jail for CP charges. I mean he's gone so far as to cut his cock off hasn't he?

I still think surgery complications, painkiller overdose, or electrical fire might take him first. CP would mean someone would find and report it, I don't know how since no one comes into hia house that's not a degenerate and no one he talks to online is not a degen. I don't think he's a pedo myself, just equal opportunity.

actually can't think of a single Tweet I could whip out that would shame Kevin. Even the hypocritical ones, or ones that catch him in a lie. He clearly feels no shame about begging for bills then spending that money on toys. And especially not the degenerate pervert ones.

The Sophie La Belle tweet he posted defending Buffalo La Bille's pedo ass then crying and bawleeting it is the only one I can think of. "I have no shame!" he proudly proclaims unless a jury of his peers turn on him, then he crumbles like gas station toilet paper.

He tries not to be easily influenced, but if he was forced to live with a group of normal people for 3 months, he would have anxiety and shame within the first week and screaming for a way out of the abusive household online while hiding more of his horny side until he can be free again. I feel him, anxiety is hard, but don't gloat when you can't take the heat.

 

[stupid frog]

Jesus might have died for our sins, but renouncing your faith doesn't mean you get to still stay under the umbrella, Kevin.

dont do my man jesus like that. he didnt die for these kinds of sins.

 

[Trianon]

Kevin advises everyone to free themselves from the restraints of constantly concealing your horniness. He chose to do this at 8:40 AM on a Wednesday morning. [A]
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I know you’ll all have a ball with this tweet in particular.
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Spoiler: Banger tweet

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He reinforces the point of being kinky = good by stating that he was a good Christian boy once, and that Jesus will forgive him for being a degenerate porn addict. [A]
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Spoiler: Jesus will not understand.

"It is impossible for those who have once been enlightened, who have tasted the heavenly gift, who have shared in the Holy Spirit, who have tasted the goodness of the word of God and the powers of the coming age and who have fallen away to be brought back to repentance. To their loss they are crucifying the Son of God all over again and subjecting him to public disgrace. Land that drinks in the rain often falling on it and that produces a crop useful to those for whom it is farmed receives the blessing of God. But land that produces thorns and thistles is worthless and is in danger of being cursed. In the end it will be burned." - Hebrews 6:4-8

I am sorry that Kevin believes that sexual promises are of greater worth than living well in service of others, in the name of the Lord. I hope he changes his mind and sees that there is a reason this obsession with chasing a sexual high is frowned upon, not just for religious people but society at large. But until he realizes this, he is not and cannot be forgiven.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Just want to take a moment to appreciate that although the profile pictures in that screenshot are small, you can still see notable hair loss when comparing his current profile picture to the one on kofi

Can't wait to see what new plastic junk he's bought this time.

ETA: lol 2 new switch games on the amazon wishlist

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Remember this? I've got a sneaking suspicion that all of that "bills" money Kevin grifted for across the last few weeks went to a different purpose. Why do I say this? Because Kevin's currently livetweeting his Pokemon journey.

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By the way, he sucks at the game. Take a look at the genius-level tactics he's showing off to his followers:

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Of course, his commentary on his experience is both strikingly original and incredibly humorous.

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Somewhere in the middle, he took a break from Pokemon to tweet this. Perhaps he should have spent that Pokemon money on a copy of "Sex and Disability."

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[stupid frog]

We know Kevin, incest is one of your fetishes.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

He reinforces the point of being kinky = good by stating that he was a good Christian boy once, and that Jesus will forgive him for being a degenerate porn addict. [A]
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The Lord may forgive us of our sins, but He makes it clear that you must believe upon His sacrifice on the cross. That He was a ransom for our sins. To revel in sin, all the while thinking the Lord will forgive you, is a recipe for disaster and damnation. I think the most applicable verses are thus:

"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne." Rev. 3:20-21.

"He that rejecteth me, and receiveth not my words, hath one that judgeth him: the word that I have spoken, the same shall judge him in the last day." John 12:48.

"Put to death whatever in you is worldly: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desire, and greed, which is idolatry. Because of these, God’s wrath comes on the disobedient." Col. 3:5-6.

"Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded; but ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; when your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me: for that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the Lord: they would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof. Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with their own devices. For the turning away of the simple shall slay them, and the prosperity of fools shall destroy them. But whoso hearkeneth unto me shall dwell safely, and shall be quiet from fear of evil." Prov. 1:24-33.

Those who ignore the calling of God will be left to their sins. To believe the Lord will have pity on you, and let you into Heaven, is a thought that will inevitably heap upon Kevin the reward for his sins and iniquities. But considering that he thinks God is female, I'm willing to bet this is just a conscious desire of his. In the recesses of his mind, he knows he'll never be forgiven so long as he maintains his present course, but he doesn't care whether he's forgiven or not. Pretending to satisfy his lusts is his passion and his God.

 

[0 0]

Remember this? I've got a sneaking suspicion that all of that "bills" money Kevin grifted for across the last few weeks went to a different purpose. Why do I say this? Because Kevin's currently livetweeting his Pokemon journey.
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By the way, he sucks at the game. Take a look at the genius-level tactics he's showing off to his followers:
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Of course, his commentary on his experience is both strikingly original and incredibly humorous.
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Somewhere in the middle, he took a break from Pokemon to tweet this. Perhaps he should have spent that Pokemon money on a copy of "Sex and Disability."
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Without going into technical details, generally all enemy Pokemon have the lowest stats possible for their level with a few exceptions. In addition, Kevin not only is cheesing the game using a special Pokemon you can only get in events, which is overpowered in of itself, it also is considered traded, meaning it levels up faster than usual. It's also got an advantage over the Pokemon he's fighting against.

Pokemon's campaign isn't difficult, and I genuinely can't imagine how one would struggle with it since the game is so forgiving that a dumb kid who just blasts through everything brainlessly can brute force it. So it's somewhat baffling to see Kevin struggling with it.

Also that attack he decided to heal for doesn't even do half his health, so even if you want to heal, you can get in one more attack before you'd need to. This isn't even a strategy you'd use in Pokemon specifically, it's something you'd employ for any RPG because it's common sense.

I haven't even touched the series in years, but Pokemon hasn't changed for decades, which is mainly the reason why I don't play it. The fact Kevin obsesses over the series to the point of hording plush dolls and buying every version of the game just makes his bad performance in it mind-boggling.

 

[stupid frog]

Without going into technical details, generally all enemy Pokemon have the lowest stats possible for their level with a few exceptions. In addition, Kevin not only is cheesing the game using a special Pokemon you can only get in events, which is overpowered in of itself, it also is considered traded, meaning it levels up faster than usual. It's also got an advantage over the Pokemon he's fighting against.

You get Jirachi and Mew for having othert Switch PKMN game saves.

So he has TWO legendary and this is result.

 

[FruitFever]

I know you’ll all have a ball with this tweet in particular.
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Of course Kevin would not break a sweat, only person who would really ask about your twitter would be your employer and you have never had one of those you lazy faggot

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Man am I glad I'm straight, because if I were a fag the implication that homosexuality necessarily intersects with incest fetishism might just make me a bit angry.

 

[AMHOLIO]

By the way, he sucks at the game. Take a look at the genius-level tactics he's showing off to his followers:

For non Pokefags: his star shaped pokemon is a super duper dlc exclusive pokemon only gotten through special conditions that's super strong and he STILL is having a hard time on a mildly difficult bossfight. This bossfight is dumbed down from the original and he still is complaining. As 0 1 pointed out, his Pokemon would havw survived 2 hits where he could do major damage in before healing.

He's on easy mode and it is still hard for him. Does he only want games where the wins come easy?

 

[Friendly Futa]

Jeez, Kevin has done a lot of stupid things over the years, but his bold strategy of letting the half steel-type Jirachi take drain punches to the face till it runs out PP against a fighting-type gym leader instead of the pure psychic-type Mew that is resistant to it takes the cake.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Starting to get legitimately skeeved out by Kevin.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Pokemon and Jesus?

Threads gone fucky.

 

[Flour]

Pokemon and Jesus?

Threads gone fucky.

Was the thread ever non-fucky?

 

[stupid frog]

Pokemon and Jesus?

Threads gone fucky.

Ash Ketchum died for our sins.

 

[AGPinochet]

Pokemon's campaign isn't difficult, and I genuinely can't imagine how one would struggle with it since the game is so forgiving that a dumb kid who just blasts through everything brainlessly can brute force it.

It's KEVIN, you know, "The nerves are waking up" Kevin, "2020 gonna get fucked in my new vag" Kevin, "I don't dilate" Kevin, "whoops I need to have a robot drill a hole in my taint or however the PPT process works becuase i lost the teensy wheensyest little itty bittyist bit of depth because I didn't dilate teehee" Kevin. Kevin is dumb, dumb as fuck, dumb as a rocks, dumb as a bag of hammers. Kevin is fucking stupid so of course he is getting his ass handed to him by a copy pasted children's game.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Jesus doesn't just "forgive" you. If He did there'd be no reason for anyone to confess to a priest or make an Act of Contrition - God will "forgive" you anyway for choosing to spend your life playing with your amhole, so why bother?

Heck, the Bible's pretty clear about this sort of thing:

And my people, upon whom my name is called, being converted, shall make supplication to me, and seek out my face, and do penance for their most wicked ways: then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sins and will heal their land. (2 Chronicles 7:14)

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Was the thread ever non-fucky?

Yeah when it comes to Kevie's actual sex life.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I haven't even touched the series in years, but Pokemon hasn't changed for decades, which is mainly the reason why I don't play it. The fact Kevin obsesses over the series to the point of hording plush dolls and buying every version of the game just makes his bad performance in it mind-boggling.

Pokemon has indeed changed a bit in the last years, and it has been even more dumbed down than before. But that won't stop inmense retards from failing at it miserably even when the game is already so easy that the only trainer that might give you a bit of trouble is the champion. I mean... Kev's gameplay is DSP tier "What am i supposed to do?"