Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
He doesn't know how to sew "anymore". Plus he would probably get frustrated that he can't make IRL fursuits looks just like the drawings.
Maybe the hood down design wouldn't look the same up as the game cause it's a game with two different models you fucking retard. Chibs tailor career saga when?
 
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Oh yeah. Resin work. So he can make ash trays and sell those like all the idiots on tiktok. Bet he gets into that too.
Wait, so he bought the 3D printer on a whim, with no idea what he wanted it for? I thought the entire point was he was gonna make cheap tat to sell to people dumber than him, but apparently this is only now occurring to him.

I cannot understand how this guy's mind works. Even those of a white trash wealthy mindset usually know why they want the shit they waste money on.
And he's not going to unless it just involves putting on a dress and badly applied makeup while still keeping the beard.
That sounds like the average troon to me, so it's well within Chibi's reach.
 
I feel like Chibi (and others) that want to fuck Pokemon are just a few deranged steps away from fucking animals. Hell, Verlisify already has/does, so I could see Chibi going down that road if he never changes his exceptional behavior.

You just know.
That is why his cat is so ancient. He kept the JO crystal filled.
 
Today marks a month since he got his $3100 gaming PC. In that time he has streamed twice (two weeks ago). Both times were Mario Party games. Idk if on discord he's talking about all the modern games he's been playing, but I doubt he's done much with it aside from the same KH Randomizer bullshit and modding Sans into a mario party game. Also makes it funny he freaked the fuck out about the whole Streamlabs OBS thing for 2 seconds

It kinda sums up Cheebs and why I love him as a lolcow. He is basically THE target audience for geeky internet clickbait and advertising.

-"Oh people say mental health is important. I better tell my boss I need a mental health day."
-"Oh people say you need a gaming PC. I better get a 3,000 dollar gaming PC"
-"Oh people say you need a good mic. I better get a good mic."
-"Oh people say 3D printing is really cool. I now love 3D printing,"
-"Oh people who are geeks love to cosplay, I better spend money to go to a con and cosplay."
-"Oh people are mad that Kyle is not guilty. I don't need to actually do any research, twitter is telling me what to think."

He is the perfect Millennial consumer. None of his thoughts are his own. He is a walking Spencers/Hot Topic hair-dyed Ace Attorney. Now he is talking about cosplaying in Disney.

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He has an opinion on everything, and that opinion is whatever the majority is saying on the internet. If the LGBT community randomly decided that gun control was bad and that everyone should own guns, he would be traveling that day to the local handgun store. I am excited to see the new new Chibi goes to Disney story arc.
 
He doesn't know how to sew "anymore". Plus he would probably get frustrated that he can't make IRL fursuits looks just like the drawings.
I'm more impressed he hasn't been booted or muted in that one yet.
I feel like Chibi (and others) that want to fuck Pokemon are just a few deranged steps away from fucking animals. Hell, Verlisify already has/does, so I could see Chibi going down that road if he never changes his exceptional behavior.

You just know.
He saw the cat-silencer in Postal 2 and has held onto that dream ever since.
Today marks a month since he got his $3100 gaming PC. In that time he has streamed twice (two weeks ago). Both times were Mario Party games. Idk if on discord he's talking about all the modern games he's been playing, but I doubt he's done much with it aside from the same KH Randomizer bullshit and modding Sans into a mario party game. Also makes it funny he freaked the fuck out about the whole Streamlabs OBS thing for 2 seconds

It kinda sums up Cheebs and why I love him as a lolcow. He is basically THE target audience for geeky internet clickbait and advertising.

-"Oh people say mental health is important. I better tell my boss I need a mental health day."
-"Oh people say you need a gaming PC. I better get a 3,000 dollar gaming PC"
-"Oh people say you need a good mic. I better get a good mic."
-"Oh people say 3D printing is really cool. I now love 3D printing,"
-"Oh people who are geeks love to cosplay, I better spend money to go to a con and cosplay."
-"Oh people are mad that Kyle is not guilty. I don't need to actually do any research, twitter is telling me what to think."

He is the perfect Millennial consumer. None of his thoughts are his own. He is a walking Spencers/Hot Topic hair-dyed Ace Attorney. Now he is talking about cosplaying in Disney.

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He has an opinion on everything, and that opinion is whatever the majority is saying on the internet. If the LGBT community randomly decided that gun control was bad and that everyone should own guns, he would be traveling that day to the local handgun store. I am excited to see the new new Chibi goes to Disney story arc.
Disney's entire schtick at it's park is for making it magical. That means only their actors and kids are allowed to dress up- even if it's not Disney related. Because no matter how good a cosplay is, it will ruin the magic for kids and families. Kids will no longer view those actors as the characters, just other people in costume, for example. Disney has poured a shitton of psychology research into how it does business- and they're not about to let some sperg ruin a multi-million dollar revenue with a plastic wig and a styrofoam key.
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only $100! (or 4 easy installments!) what a deal!
Absolutely a scam. Even though it's pleather, the cost of material alone would exceed the $100 price tag.
 
He doesn't know how to sew "anymore". Plus he would probably get frustrated that he can't make IRL fursuits looks just like the drawings.
Of course he doesn't understand that taking a design like that from a computer game and making it real is going to be difficult. Even as somebody who never sewed anything more than a button on my shirt can tell you that trying to backwards engineer something like this is extremely tricky.
 
Disney's entire schtick at it's park is for making it magical. That means only their actors and kids are allowed to dress up- even if it's not Disney related. Because no matter how good a cosplay is, it will ruin the magic for kids and families. Kids will no longer view those actors as the characters, just other people in costume, for example. Disney has poured a shitton of psychology research into how it does business- and they're not about to let some sperg ruin a multi-million dollar revenue with a plastic wig and a styrofoam key.
My first thought is that it's a security measure. I'm imagining fully costumed random weirdos roaming the park waiting for kids to take pictures with them and then asking the kids to take "special pictures" in the bathroom.
 
Wait, so he bought the 3D printer on a whim, with no idea what he wanted it for? I thought the entire point was he was gonna make cheap tat to sell to people dumber than him, but apparently this is only now occurring to him.

I cannot understand how this guy's mind works. Even those of a white trash wealthy mindset usually know why they want the shit they waste money on.
"I want it and can technically afford it."
It really went no further in his head than that tweet of him saying "I watched a few videos of 3d Printing and I think I want to try it"
He bought the printer to try it - he saw a toy and wanted to play with it. He had the money, so that covered the "should" and "why."

That impulsiveness is behind everything he's sunk money into or deemed a new life goal, this doesn't really feel any different.
He can't just see something cool and appreciate it or just spend time being a fan, but has to jump into the deep end of it and have it himself immediately.
It's too bad those enablers on discord can't show him cheap little paludarium and terrarium build videos or something like that when he starts looking over expensive pcs, game design and mics and 3d printers, since it would probably distract him long enough to go "oh this is cool, so I have to try this now" and just buy a 30 dollar fish tank instead but there's really no hope if he doesn't have some self restraint on his own by now anyway.
Absolutely a scam. Even though it's pleather, the cost of material alone would exceed the $100 price tag.
Please god let him. Shlubs buying anime clothes made for mannequins out of dog hair and leper skin always had great results.
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I'm still catching up on this thread, about page 41, but I feel the need to say this by far the most suspenseful lolcow thread I've ever read. It's something like less than 10pages a year for the first 4+ years. There's still almost 200 pages to go and the time frame to cover those pages keeps shrinking. I've been anticipating whatever cataclysm happens for 20 pages now, but it just keeps trucking along with the same mundane cycles. I've never been so giddy to see someone's life go nuclear.

EDIT: whelp that didn't take too much longer lmao
 
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"going to take meds again". I wasnt here for the last medicated Aquana arc, how long did it last? Did he get more or less schizo?
I can't remember when was the last time he mentioned meds only that he changed too some new therapy and nothing came out of it. He was mentioning somewhere he changed therapists (and maybe meds too not sure) but nobody can help him. Nothing surprising.
 
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I couldnt possibly think of a worse thing to watch being livestreamed than a fucking 3d printer.
>no spaghetti yet
Nigger your whole life is spaghetti lmfao

>livestream a 3D printing
Why don't you just do a stream of paint drying

Edit: ninjad by a fucking nanosecond
 
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