DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Is it me or does he look like he wants to cry? Ignore the bull shit about Guardians. His eyes look legit sad. Hass something happened? He is also rocking like a mad man.

That’s just how he looks. Have you seen his resting gamer face? Hoping someone has an image of that

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Jesus he's all over the place. If I didn't know better I'd say he was having a borderline episode.

But it's probably just a combination of gin and....well Dave being Dave.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Is Phil driving the HorseWifeMom to work on Black Friday the 1st example of him doing something to help someone else in his entire ''career''?

 

[NursezillaX]

Demanding 'buy in' for playing Metroid Dread after ignoring the requests for a month. What an asshole.

Edit: has he admitted to receiving his YT payment or is he still pretending it's a mystery and could show up as late as Friday? I've missed if he's mentioned it.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Edit: has he admitted to receiving his YT payment or is he still pretending it's a mystery and could show up as late as Friday? I've missed if he's mentioned it.

Talking about it now. It's already all spent.

EDIT: he legit just said that he sacrifices his own income to deliver better quality streams for you!

 

[FaXmachine]

That’s just how he looks. Have you seen his resting gamer face? Hoping someone has an image of that

I dunno maybe I'm reading into it abit much but he just looks more shit than normal lol. I do think something is bothering though, wouldn't he normally at least try to not rock so visibly when on cam?

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

It’s 11:30am where he is and he’s already hammered it seems. Jesus Christ dude this guy is drinking himself to death.

 

[NursezillaX]

Talking about it now. It's already all spent.

EDIT: he legit just said that he sacrifices his own income to deliver better quality streams for you!

Yeah, just caught it hahaha. 'Tis the season' he says like the skeezy beggar he is smh.

 

[Redneck Ragnarok]

And as funny as it probably would be to watch him shot himself, I'm quite happy that he never touched a firearm and I hope it stays this way forever. Not because I give a shit about Dave but just the thought of him at a live range with other people around sends shiver down my spine, and not the good kind if shivers.

I'm imagining something like this:
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I'd pay good money to see Phil shoot a shotgun with 3in slugs a few times. Just clear everyone in a one mile radius. The whining and complaining that would follow for months would be outstanding.

*edit* I can't spell

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Is it me or does he look like he wants to cry? Ignore the bull shit about Guardians. His eyes look legit sad. Has something happened? He is also rocking like a mad man.

Even Chris in jail and Lotax in hell are more actualized humans than DSP. Phil's soul, for lack of a better word, can't delude itself all the time. It wears on him like life on the streets would a bum.

He wants control, but he has to tap dance around trolls and Derichs to maintain his lifestyle. That has to piss off a narc like him.

I can see him getting way more fucking depressed at the end of each year going forward.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Yeah, just caught it hahaha. 'Tis the season' he says like the skeezy beggar he is smh.

I was still laughing at his big announcement about the popcorn strings! How he can afford popcorn is just one of life's mysteries.

 

[simsum]

Even Chris in jail and Lotax in hell are more actualized humans than DSP. Phil's soul, for lack of a better word, can't delude itself all the time. It wears on him like life on the streets would a bum.

He wants control, but he has to tap dance around trolls and Derichs to maintain his lifestyle. That has to piss off a narc like him.

I can see him getting way more fucking depressed at the end of each year going forward.

How does this guy still have a career, do people actually enjoy him?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Dude is fucking trashed.

 

[Ortsnay]

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Did he stick that thumb in his ear right after and ate whatever came out?

 

[Sup3r]

Is Phil driving the HorseWifeMom to work on Black Friday the 1st example of him doing something to help someone else in his entire ''career''?

No. He's only doing it because he's worried about the car for some bizarre reason. He thinks that it'll be damaged if it's left at her work.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Aaand he turned the HALO thing into something about stuffing bananas into butts.

I'm beginning to see the points being made about him being a closeted gay boi and not asexual.

 

[DeeTracktor]

No. He's only doing it because he's worried about the car for some bizarre reason. He thinks that it'll be damaged if it's left at her work.

Ahh I thought something was up there, didnt catch the reason was his car, the car he has barely fkn paid for despite earning thousands of dallahrs a year.

Never change Phil

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

It's amazing how he's still hardcore begging this soon after getting paid by YouTube.

He didn't do this 2-3 months ago. He would go a week before this kind of guilt tripping worked it's way back into the stream.

He's capitalizing on the holiday festivities generosity of givings money. I mean, he said so himself that people are more of a giving mood this time of year.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

He's capitalizing on the holiday festivities generosity of givings money. I mean, he said so himself that people are more of a giving mood this time of year.

Well it is the season of giving, giving him all the money because he needs to pay his bills.

But it is sort of impressive to watch a grown ass adult making Christmas about giving him money, this human shaped sack of shit never matured from the boy who didn't get his Wolverine toy.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phil is talking about the Papa Johns guy saying racist things and being abusive to people and everyone ostracized him...

''Hello Jew''...

And now the guy who cant pay is bills is saying the Papa Johns pizza tastes better now

This man is a fkn moron