Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Imagine what would happen if one of those fucking chickens survived long enough to get broody! "Oh look, she's hoarding her eggs teehee! Let's just let her be!" "It's too hard to get all the way back to the coop! The coop is ableist! I guess the eggs will just ROT in there! Teehee!"

Or be like the tranch and just let the eggs freeze while you play legos inside.

 

[PurifiedNut]

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That shit is gonna be fucking ugly. Plus can J even fit through there? Fucking fatphobic.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

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God that's white trash at its finest.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Working on the Ash thread and ran across this old video of Julianna stating that "Baby It's Cold Outside" is about rape culture:

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Working on the Ash thread and ran across this old video of Julianna stating that "Baby It's Cold Outside" is about rape culture:

“The issues that I have with it and whether it is problematic”
No1curr
I laughed so hard whatever year that was that people were trying to get that song canceled. It’s still played all over the place. Now flirting with someone is rape culture really
Even as a younger person I just thought it was cheeky because they both already knew she would stay the night
I guess typical romance between straights is just literal murder these days

 

[multiverse]

Sister Amanda is busy taking the photos that Corissa is using for her content, probably because walking across the lawn is too taxing. Amana seems proud of the work she and her man have accomplished, which Corissa is using to prop up her own social media presence.

Nice of her to take some outdoor photos for the basement-creature to feel more like she's a person.



We'll see what happens to Coriss and Juliana when the #vanlife hippies take off again in a week. Who will wipe Jay's ass then?

 

[Cripple]

Sister Amanda is busy taking the photos that Corissa is using for her content, probably because walking across the lawn is too taxing. Amana seems proud of the work she and her man have accomplished, which Corissa is using to prop up her own social media presence.

Nice of her to take some outdoor photos for the basement-creature to feel more like she's a person.
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We'll see what happens to Coriss and Juliana when the #vanlife hippies take off again in a week. Who will wipe Jay's ass then?

Yeah it must be nice to sit on the porch, sipping a hot cocoa or Cider and admiring the wonder of nature--

Oh wait. Mattress. Splayed out on the yard mattress. I misspoke.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

For some reason, I thought the neighbors' houses would be a little further away from the back yard. Those poor neighbors are going to need a year's supply of eye bleach because we all know Corissa will not close her curtains. And so much for hosing J off in the back yard unless you want the neighbors gawking at you.

That fence is hideous. Especially with the door being used as a gate. It doesn't look shabby chic. It looks white trash. If this is the quality of work that the sister and her surrogate dad/boyfriend are producing, Corissa and J are fucked.

 

[Constellationzero]

For some reason, I thought the neighbors' houses would be a little further away from the back yard. Those poor neighbors are going to need a year's supply of eye bleach because we all know Corissa will not close her curtains. And so much for hosing J off in the back yard unless you want the neighbors gawking at you.

That fence is hideous. Especially with the door being used as a gate. It doesn't look shabby chic. It looks white trash. If this is the quality of work that the sister and her surrogate dad/boyfriend are producing, Corissa and J are fucked.

Oh, you are abso-fucking-lutely getting mixed company noodz complete with toddlers and small children in the "certified organic garden."

Can't wait to see/hear the chimpouts from the neighbors taking extreme umbrage with pulling them unwittingly into this fat sack of shit's degeneracy.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Working on the Ash thread and ran across this old video of Julianna stating that "Baby It's Cold Outside" is about rape culture:

Ah yes, J; expert in 20th century pop culture and masculinity.

“The issues that I have with it and whether it is problematic”
No1curr
I laughed so hard whatever year that was that people were trying to get that song canceled. It’s still played all over the place. Now flirting with someone is rape culture really
Even as a younger person I just thought it was cheeky because they both already knew she would stay the night
I guess typical romance between straights is just literal murder these days

Look... if J can't have Magic Mike himself she's going to condemn the straights forever.

Can any legit lesbeans in the thread tell me how gay J really is? The liking Magic Mike thing says she's at least bi.

Oh, you are abso-fucking-lutely getting mixed company noodz complete with toddlers and small children in the "certified organic garden."

Can't wait to see/hear the chimpouts from the neighbors taking extreme umbrage with pulling them unwittingly into this fat sack of shit's degeneracy.

So what are people in the Midwest like? Will they be pissed at the backyard nudity and shut it down? Or are they the type to try to be polite by pretending they don't see it (I'm Canadian lol)?

 

[Constellationzero]

So what are people in the Midwest like? Will they be pissed at the backyard nudity and shut it down? Or are they the type to try to be polite by pretending they don't see it (I'm Canadian lol)?

We don't appreciate the unwanted special shitshows. It's like anyplace else in the US or any other country. And people in the midwest are pretty damn tolerant and educated and everything else these IdPol jackasses say they aren't. Check the David Stone thread. He's in Southern Illinois--ballz deep in flyover country and everyone in that area puts up with far too much. Of course, Bellville PD isn't helping by letting him continue his antics, but they are very, very generous with their tolerance and acceptance.

Likely in fat ass's case, a neighbor might call the cops to report the behavior. Maybe someone will diplomatically attempt to tell her to behave more appropriately.
Then the Tumblr, Youtube, ComfyFat and Insta blubbering and hyperbole will roll in. Wait till spring. I'm sure it will happen.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

We don't appreciate the unwanted special shitshows. It's like anyplace else in the US or any other country. And people in the midwest are pretty damn tolerant and educated and everything else these IdPol jackasses say they aren't. Check the David Stone thread. He's in Southern Illinois--ballz deep in flyover country and everyone in that area puts up with far too much. Of course, Bellville PD isn't helping by letting him continue his antics, but they are very, very generous with their tolerance and acceptance.

Likely in fat ass's case, a neighbor might call the cops to report the behavior. Maybe someone will diplomatically attempt to tell her to behave more appropriately.
Then the Tumblr, Youtube, ComfyFat and Insta blubbering and hyperbole will roll in. Wait till spring. I'm sure it will happen.

I feel like it would traumatize children to see a naked supermorbidly obese woman outside being hosed off.

 

[Baby Sister]

Coco and J are lucky all of their followers are too fat to leave their houses because it’s really dangerous and stupid to continually dox their home like this lol

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

I guess typical romance between straights is just literal murder these days

Everything straights do is literal murder, except when they do free home improvement. That's only literal murder when Tim Allen does it.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Can any legit lesbeans in the thread tell me how gay J really is? The liking Magic Mike thing says she's at least bi.

J is fat and I would not have sex with her

Spoiler

I feel like rising obesity rates and LGBT normalization have collided into a trend of gross fat chicks claiming to be lesbian/bi/qweer, and it's awful. regardless of orientation, they're unacceptable by normal people standards, so they prefer to go all the way in distancing themselves from the rest of society by doing various faux-edgy "alt" shit. You see this in not only the fake lgbt shit, but also the tattoo obsession, danger hair, and obnoxious clothes that so many of them wear.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

God, imagine taking someone out for a nice dinner and wine, and just as your first course arrives at the table, a thousand-pound lesbian couple who haven't bathed in weeks thunder in and get seated next to your table. I would leave an extra 50 bucks on top of the normal tip, just out of sympathy for the waitstaff.

Nah the waitstaff will go tipless unless they eject the lardtards from the premises for being a potential threat to cause a cave in and crush any staff in the basement.

So what are people in the Midwest like? Will they be pissed at the backyard nudity and shut it down? Or are they the type to try to be polite by pretending they don't see it (I'm Canadian lol)

Depends on where you live, considering they live fairly close to a college town I'd imagine a good number of their neighbors are pretty liberal(for midwest standards). Still even the most stark raving mad liberal isnt going to take kindly to their children being exposed to grotesque body horror in the backyard. A short call to the local police followed by a knock at the lesbain ranch's door will probably be all that occurs.

 

[babyTAP]

It will end up a barren, stinking, unsightly mess, because Corissa and Juliana are physically incapable of keeping it from becoming anything else.

Perfect metaphor for their reproductive organs

Can any legit lesbeans in the thread tell me how gay J really is? The liking Magic Mike thing says she's at least bi.

J is certainly capable of delivering the familiar combo of weaponized flattery and poetic waxing preferred by many a prolific, fuckboyesque lesbian. I could also see J enjoying Magic Mike while viewing it through a lens of wistful/dysphoric envy rather than desire. Regardless, J can never be functionally gay, bi or lesbian anyway HA (see above metaphor)

 

[brooky]

Perfect metaphor for their reproductive organs


J is certainly capable of delivering the familiar combo of weaponized flattery and poetic waxing preferred by many a prolific, fuckboyesque lesbian. I could also see J enjoying Magic Mike while viewing it through a lens of wistful/dysphoric envy rather than desire. Regardless, J can never be functionally gay, bi or lesbian anyway HA (see above metaphor)

That's what I was thinking, that Magic Mike is a bit of a power fantasy for somebody who aspires to masculinity, especially masculinity that's supposed to be attractive for women. I could see boyish or butch lesbians being into Magic Mike for that reason.

But it's kind of heteronormy for J, isn't it? Who says an attractive masc person has to be toned and muscly, huh? A man can be as wide as he is tall! J should stop poisoning her mind with Magic Mike and only watch media that holds up and affirms fat masculinity, like all those sitcoms with smart, accomplished, beautiful fat husbands.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[multiverse]

Corissa is trying to offload merch ASAP; the reality of homeownership is probably setting in by now and she's likely begging her parents for cash help as well.




Sister Amanda, meanwhile, is urging people to buy nothing because materialism is shit and you're shit if you need more than a handful of absolutely necessary possessions.

I really wonder how well they get on together. Does Amanda just bite her tongue the entire time because she knows her sister isn't long for this world? And if she isn't - how does she cope with the congitive dissonance?