Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 196 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 790 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,389
his FB alone has been hacked twice. jack keeps getting these spam calls because he's probably been scammed by the same people multiple times

Never forget "Cooking with Girl"
Cooking with Girl was my favorite saga. Mr. Tech Time himself losing his Facebook page to hackers. How does this man have a Tech channel yet can’t stop himself from being hacked and scammed.
Imagine being proposed to in a beige basement 3ft away from the Kid's Table
By a wigger wearing a backward baseball cap. How romantic.
 
I hope its dementia.
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It's going to be amputated. End of discussion.
I don’t think Jack would ever consent to having his arm amputated, even if it was essential to his survival. It’d be admitting defeat and knowing that God won’t heal him. It could be gangrenous and literally killing him. He’d see it as a test of faith from God or something, so he’d decline surgery. And then he would die.
 
I don’t think Jack would ever consent to having his arm amputated, even if it was essential to his survival. It’d be admitting defeat and knowing that God won’t heal him. It could be gangrenous and literally killing him. He’d see it as a test of faith from God or something, so he’d decline surgery. And then he would die.
I can see not wanting it since he most likely believe all forms of medicine is quackery. Anti-vax and a Christian…. Survival of the fittest .
 
Please stop being gross. 1/3 of your posts involve some disgusting aspect of the Scalfani's genitalia or sex life. No one wants to read it. Just stop. Please.

"He's impotent and they don't have sex." is sufficient to show your point. We don't need a detailed description of his pubic hair followed by a discussion of fisting.
Don't kink shame me. You damn near ruined my fapping session.
 
If he has diabetes (which I’m sure he does) this is a sure reason why…also obesity can cause hairs lost
Yes, obesity can cause hair loss, but that mostly makes you go bald, it also can make you suffer from partial deafness. Oh wait a minute...
Tbh, the color of his right arm indicates a serious blood flow problem. Hard to say if he has diabetes as some of the sypmtoms of Da Beetus type 1 is both increased hunger and weight loss, they can be symptoms suffered from at the same time but mostly it's one of the two.
To be sure he needs to be tested.
 
Jack, you're in a Kroger.
Jack: "There are cheese I've never heard of."
We know, Jack, the only cheese you know comes either out of a bag or a spray can.

Ninja'ed by Frosty Glass.

PS: I agree with @Ihatejackscalfani, our beloved Tennessee Hick will lose his arm, at this point the question actually should be: What comes first, loss of the arm or his death?
 
Nailed it right on the head.
In this case, he does not actually have the ability. He can barely get out of his scooty-puff. It still might be why Tammy is openly expressing contempt for him even in his own videos. He might have been abusive for a while, but he can't do shit now, he can't even do Fat on the Go without her help, and he certainly couldn't get up and beat up Tammy, even if he had the courage to try.

That's why she openly expresses disgust for him. She's annoyed by his mere existence.

She hasn't quite reached the point of smothering him with his pillow, but it's obvious she's done.
 
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