Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Ihatejackscalfani]

We would never try to hijack you, Jack.

 

[Aaway]

We would never try to hijack you, Jack.

this re.tard has been scammed so many times over the years that he's probably on every sort of "must call" list for that kind of stuff

i never hear anyone else complain about this shit as much as jack does

 

[wdymbro]

this re.tard has been scammed so many times over the years that he's probably on every sort of "must call" list for that kind of stuff

i never hear anyone else complain about this shit as much as jack does

Jack never lies about anything. He said he only got scammed once so we definitely have to believe him, right?

 

[DuckSucker]

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But Jack, you can’t drive or walk.

I know he's always on some dumb bullshit but this one is really out there for me.

"Fucking kids these days all walking around and shit with their two legs! In my day we sat on the couch eating hamburgers by the dozen and you know what we fucking liked it. #thanksgiving #alwayshumble"




What??????

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Not to mention that the retard diluted the fuck out of the brine.

It's because he didn't have a smaller tub to brine the turkey in. Or all the stupid things to do he has to get one that was way larger than it was supposed to be.

We would never try to hijack you, Jack.

He's acting like he's the first to get shit like this either via e-mail or on the phone. If you're that stupid to give them your account details over the phone then you deserve everything you get. And if you need Mushbrain here to tell you that you shouldn't do so then you've already lost in life.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

This ages like a fine red wine. JR, you have no goals. You work at gas station.

 

[rubytintedchix]

We would never try to hijack you, Jack.

Why does he keep answering the phone for numbers he doesn’t recognize? Silence unknown callers is your friend.

Edit: I wonder if this is the scam: https://6abc.com/what-to-know-about-phone-scam-targeting-amazon-customers/11265332/

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

This ages like a fine red wine. JR, you have no goals. You work at gas station.

Well at least he can blame his failed rap career on satanic meddling or Lil Nas X or something.

 

[stets]

We would never try to hijack you, Jack.

Jesus Christ, Jack. Take 3 minutes out of your day of doing nothing and google how to block spam calls and texts for your phone provider. 99% of them will stop probably stop. Stop answering calls from numbers you don’t recognize.

Then again, Jack’s a known victim to scammers and so he will be a target for the rest of his life.

 

[captkrisma]

This ages like a fine red wine. JR, you have no goals. You work at gas station.

Ah...the simpler times, when Jr had ambition and lofty, yet achievable goals. Also Brianna was pretty fuckable back then before Jack Sr made her fat.

 

[stets]

Jack's small, useless, and hairy prick covered with gray hairs obviously doesn't work anymore. I guarantee this.

Please stop being gross. 1/3 of your posts involve some disgusting aspect of the Scalfani's genitalia or sex life. No one wants to read it. Just stop. Please.

"He's impotent and they don't have sex." is sufficient to show your point. We don't need a detailed description of his pubic hair followed by a discussion of fisting.

 

[Aaway]

Jack never lies about anything. He said he only got scammed once so we definitely have to believe him, right?

his FB alone has been hacked twice. jack keeps getting these spam calls because he's probably been scammed by the same people multiple times

Never forget "Cooking with Girl"

 

[TurdFondler]

Imagine being proposed to in a beige basement 3ft away from the Kid's Table

 

[Kermit Jizz]

We would never try to hijack you, Jack.

"This is the latest scam"
I'm sorry what? Latest? Motherfucker that is literally scam calls 101 what the fuck are you on about?

I feel like Jack's postings have been getting steadily more non-sesnsical. Did he have another mini stroke?

 

[AnOminous]

this re.tard has been scammed so many times over the years that he's probably on every sort of "must call" list for that kind of stuff

i never hear anyone else complain about this shit as much as jack does

I'd say boomers gonna boom but he's literally not old enough to be a boomer.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Please stop being gross. 1/3 of your posts involve some disgusting aspect of the Scalfani's genitalia or sex life. No one wants to read it. Just stop. Please.

"He's impotent and they don't have sex." is sufficient to show your point. We don't need a detailed description of his pubic hair followed by a discussion of fisting.

Just wait until the sex Manga im creating about the Scalfani family.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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Hoarding With Jack.

Where are "The Best Sauces You Will Ever Taste?"

 

[Zhoban]

The intro is no longer Jack on the Go's, and there was one scene included twice in the episode, which was cut out.

First of all, Jennie-O turkeys are already brined, meaning he once again wasted his time by repeating a step that already comes standard for a brand.

I also love the line about it being cut above the rib cage, "So, if I drop dead from eating this turkey, you'll know something was wrong..." Yeah, we already are expecting someone to drop dead from what you serve, but we guarantee it's not because of the way it was cut.

 

[feral cat #6385]

"This is the latest scam"
I'm sorry what? Latest? Motherfucker that is literally scam calls 101 what the fuck are you on about?

I feel like Jack's postings have been getting steadily more non-sesnsical. Did he have another mini stroke?

I hope its dementia.

 

[thedingledongle]

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I GUARANTEE he cut the video just to get rid of his "son of a bitch" at 7:35

EDIT: Apologies to @TurdFondler who noticed before I got caught up