Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The Southwest Strangla]

He might have been abusive for a while,

I’m sure of it. If you beat your son for smoking weed, I’m sure he would be his wife for burning the pot roast. A lot of fundamental Christian types do that a lot.

 

[Aaway]

Yes, obesity can cause hair loss, but that mostly makes you go bald, it also can make you suffer from partial deafness. Oh wait a minute...
Tbh, the color of his right arm indicates a serious blood flow problem. Hard to say if he has diabetes as some of the sypmtoms of Da Beetus type 1 is both increased hunger and weight loss, they can be symptoms suffered from at the same time but mostly it's one of the two.
To be sure he needs to be tested.

jack is diabetic (surprise)

he's mentioned it on occasion over the years

 

[the khat quaffer]

So not only is the dead arm all shiny and discolored, but it also looks like it’s hairless compared to his other one…
What’s up with that?

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Jack's shiny pink arm is the living (I use that term very loosely) embodiment of the old saying, 'You are what you eat.' It's slowly turning into a medium-rare chicken tender. Give it a few more months then stick a fork in it, it's done.

Spoiler: For your viewing pleasure

I wonder if there's been a recent, clear shot of Jack's right leg. Someone else said earlier that his right leg is definitely fucky. Although I prefer not to, I wonder if it's slowly turning pink and shiny too.

Please stop being gross. 1/3 of your posts involve some disgusting aspect of the Scalfani's genitalia or sex life. No one wants to read it. Just stop. Please.

"He's impotent and they don't have sex." is sufficient to show your point. We don't need a detailed description of his pubic hair followed by a discussion of fisting.

Mr. ilovejackscalfani made a now-deleted post yesterday saying he'd go to Jack's house and film him after his address was posted (by you). Pretty sure he just wants to snap pictures of Jack's shiny pink dong and do god knows what.

For what it's worth, I had a friend whose father had a stroke, one side of his body was paralyzed, and she admitted that his dick didn't work right for a year.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Fat Man Prepares A Vat Of Eggs

The preparation!

youtu.be

At least Fatman didn't give a shit about his health.

Meanwhile, Jack is still in denial about his health situation.

EDIT: Fatman is a legend.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

I’m sure of it. If you beat your son for smoking weed, I’m sure he would be his wife for burning the pot roast. A lot of fundamental Christian types do that a lot.

This would explain Qali's whole thing too

 

[captkrisma]

Jack will refuse to amputate until the very end, as having one less arm would be considered imperfect (unless he can milk the sympathy he gets non-stop).

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

"I may donate. I don't know yet." - Jack Scalfani

He's a good Christian.

 

[Super Hans]

Jack will refuse to amputate until the very end, as having one less arm would be considered imperfect (unless he can milk the sympathy he gets non-stop).

I wonder what God's view on a body so poorly treated it can no longer be used do basic things like walking or writing. Is that perfect too, Jack?

 

[Joycondrift]

Jack, you're in a Kroger.

Gotta love scooty-vision

 

[thenationalacrobat]

"I may donate. I don't know yet." - Jack Scalfani

He's a good Christian.

so he sponsored your demonstrative but ultimately self-destructive Burger Wars™ tour but you are unable to just quietly and privately donate some money to his family. furthermore you are suggesting we, your viewers, might drop a donation for someone we have no connection to at all.

cool man.

 

[semitooth]

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

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I'm getting LSD flashbacks. Fuck you.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Jack being impressed at Krogers having cheeses makes me think how his brain would explode if he went to a European cheese shop.

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

I'm getting LSD flashbacks. Fuck you.

Me too. Now if I ever trip again, I'll know that distortion Jack will be there waiting to fuck with me.

 

[stets]

so he sponsored your demonstrative but ultimately self-destructive Burger Wars™ tour but you are unable to just quietly and privately donate some money to his family. furthermore you are suggesting we, your viewers, might drop a donation for someone we have no connection to at all.

cool man.

I went through all of the go fund me donations a few months ago. He didn't ever donate unless he did it anonymously. But Jack wants asspats and credit, so he would never do it anonymously. He's a piece of shit human being.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

This ages like a fine red wine. JR, you have no goals. You work at gas station.

I'm to the point where this photo says more than I could so I'm just going to keep posting it. lmao this ugly, flabby tub of gay shit smears and santorum. I am of course talking to you, Jack Scalfani Jr!

 

[Aunt Myrna]

I GUARANTEE he cut the video just to get rid of his "son of a bitch" at 7:35

EDIT: Apologies to @TurdFondler who noticed before I got caught up

Wait. Where is the screencap video that was posted? Is it gone?

 

[TurdFondler]

I wonder what God's view on a body so poorly treated it can no longer be used do basic things like walking or writing. Is that perfect too, Jack?

The ol' chestnut 1 Corinthians 6:19 has you covered

Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from God? You are not your own,

 

[Aunt Myrna]

"I may donate. I don't know yet." - Jack Scalfani

He's a good Christian.

[to dead guy] "I love you brother and I will see you soon."

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Seeing as we’re back on the topic of amputation, I decided to contact a surgeon that has performed multiple amputations and a person with a background in physiotherapy and physical rehabilitation.

Here is a written response I received:



That said, Jack’s existing conditions—his diabetes, what we can assume is hypertension—put him at greater risk for more severe complications. Therefore, going through with amputating a limb would only be considered if his doctors determined it paramount to him living a long, healthier life. First and foremost, they would want to make sure they had exhausted every possible way to palliate the limb before considering its removal. Jack isn’t a healthy person, and his body’s ability to heal itself is, at best, poor. Many doctors might consider the dangly dead arm to be what’s best for him, especially if it poses no immediate threat to his overall health or greatly increases his risk of dying.

From a physio standpoint, which this thread discussed previously, Jack should have been wearing a sling years ago. For instance, a sling would immediately help with his balance—something with which he already struggles.

But with all this said, Jack has bodily autonomy related to his medical care, and considering how stubborn Jack has been toward even the most benign forms of therapy and treatment, does anyone honestly believe he’d let them take his arm?

Always remember, folks: “An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of the cure.”