DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elescondido]

He'd call you an asshole and say that you're selfish for expecting something for becoming a member and should just want to give him money while expecting nothing in return.

Phil has said that you give him money to support the stream and asking for something for your money makes you a selfish asshole. He gets over $100k every year doing this.

Sure but i wonder how would he react at the idea that people dont want to watch him eat on camera or listen him talking about food
or the hypocrisy of how that applied to cooking with the king years ago but suddenly it doesnt.

I know he'd never learn anything but it could be an interesring rant

 

[NursezillaX]

Here is DSP's turkey dinner care of Mama Burnell:
Turkey Roulade

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DSP keeps saying he is getting Creme Brulee mashed potatoes, which is retarded. He is actually getting Creme Fraiche mashed potatoes.

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Who could forget the Macaroni and Cheese?
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Did Ma Burnell buy their dinner last year too? Because that main dish looks a lot like what they ate then

 

[actually]

Did Ma Burnell buy their dinner last year too? Because that main dish looks a lot like what they ate then

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Of course. Has for the last few years, I think.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

why are DDM mods so fucking trash? they are worse than oic ever was

put on the break music at the appropriate times you stupid fucking mongals.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Of course. Has for the last few years, I think.

IIRC, it's a relatively new thing. It's possible she's actually buying it, but I always figured it was one of those "alotta people" said situations, where Phil is buying it himself. His mom seemingly only started to buy it out of the blue when people were being more critical of his spending. Phil absolutely wants to brag about his "fantastic" Thanksgiving dinner, so he can't help but post about it. The issue is, it gets in the way of his begging narrative because even his paypigs can rightly point out that it makes way more sense to cook your own Thanksgiving dinner for under $220 that actually looks like real food. That's why, like his Christmas decorations he also wants to brag about and his made up pet insurance, it's suddenly an expense covered by his mother.

 

[DukeMorty]

why are DDM mods so fucking trash? they are worse than oic ever was

put on the break music at the appropriate times you stupid fucking mongals.

Yeah that is why I don't watch DDM anymore. All that stream is, is special effect noises and mods putting music on whenever Phil rants which is the best time to listen to him for gold dust, but instead they mute him to play music.

DDM has become a place to watch Phil and to have a weird hate boner to the point you mute him when he rants because what he says "is garbage so lets hear some music instead". Like if you watch Phil it is because you want to hear his rants and bitching, but muting him when he does that just questions why you are there. It is like you want to watch him play games but don't listen to the gold dust he might say.

 

[actually]

IIRC, it's a relatively new thing. It's possible she's actually buying it, but I always figured it was one of those "alotta people" said situations, where Phil is buying it himself. His mom seemingly only started to buy it out of the blue when people were being more critical of his spending. Phil absolutely wants to brag about his "fantastic" Thanksgiving dinner, so he can't help but post about it. The issue is, it gets in the way of his begging narrative because even his paypigs can rightly point out that it makes way more sense to cook your own Thanksgiving dinner for under $220 that actually looks like real food. That's why, like his Christmas decorations he also wants to brag about and his made up pet insurance, it's suddenly an expense covered by his mother.

It is new to the past couple of years. I think maybe 2017 when Leanna dumped him? Or 2018. Either way, it's a QVC meal, so I'm inclined to think his mom actually does buy it, if only b/c there's no reason he couldn't just buy the same stuff locally for way less (more WWE pulls!).

 

[Balr0g]

It is new to the past couple of years. I think maybe 2017 when Leanna dumped him? Or 2018. Either way, it's a QVC meal, so I'm inclined to think his mom actually does buy it, if only b/c there's no reason he couldn't just buy the same stuff locally for way less (more WWE pulls!).

Leanna dumped him in 2017. 2017 was one of his most disastrous years (MCM drama with Machinima and Laveria, him dropping games left and right, his beef with other Youtubers, him scamming his fans with Patreon playthroughs etc) and that was the cherry on top.

 

[Karlcaust History Museum]

Got his new Wrap uploaded for anyone who wants to watch it without giving Pigler the views. He bitches about nobody watching guardians and once again admits that he's only got 2 whales supporting these streams, bitches about member fluctuation, no ad revenue and talks about his autistic schedule.

DSP 'Daily Wrap' (23'rd November 2021)

Titled 'The Daily Wrap: Nov. 23, 2021 - The Week Ends and Holiday Festivities are INBOUND!" on DSP's channel, he bitches about nobody watching guardians, nob...

www.youtube.com

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

What I find so exceptional about Phil is his unwavering dedication to "debunking drama" but provides zero evidence whatsoever

Phil has said that you give him money to support the stream and asking for something for your money makes you a selfish asshole. He gets over $100k every year doing this.

I remember not too long ago Phil states he can't give money away because then he'll be even more broke not being able to support "thu buzniezzz"

Greed is Massively Strong

Edit: fuck me in not completing a comment properly like a fag

 

[Piece of Peace]

Yeah that is why I don't watch DDM anymore. All that stream is, is special effect noises and mods putting music on whenever Phil rants which is the best time to listen to him for gold dust, but instead they mute him to play music.

DDM has become a place to watch Phil and to have a weird hate boner to the point you mute him when he rants because what he says "is garbage so lets hear some music instead". Like if you watch Phil it is because you want to hear his rants and bitching, but muting him when he does that just questions why you are there. It is like you want to watch him play games but don't listen to the gold dust he might say.

Trying to find that line between muting the really dumb shit and keeping it clean and clear for the gold dust has been one of the bigger challenges when restreaming, yet strangely rewarding when you nail it

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

What I find so exceptional about Phil is his unwavering dedication to "debu


I remember not too long ago Phil states he can't give money away because then he'll be even more broke not being able to support "thu buzniezzz"

Greed is Massively Strong

So let's recap what he has reinvested in ''thu buziezzz'':
1 office gaymer chair.
1 toilet seat/double dildo exceptionel set of neckphones
some stupid cheap tat hats.
1 Laptop, even though he claims it was a gift.
1 X Box series X, even though he claims it was a gift.
1 PS5.

Yeah he is really putting a lot of money back into ''the buzniezzz''. Amateur recreational streamers put more effort and money into their hobby that Dave.

If I missed anything or fucked up in any other meaningful way please correct me.

Edit 1: The fixed expenses and the income is from @Piece of Peace awesome tips tracker and the Jasper Kitty expense I pulled from Petcoach. Fuel I just guesstimated.

Edit 2: Food/Jasper/Fuel is my estimation of what 2 actual adults would have in their budget, I set it on the high side just because. I'm well aware as are you all through the bank leaks that this is not how Piggy and his horse budget.

 

[Balr0g]

So let's recap what he has reinvested in ''thu buziezzz'':
1 office gaymer chair.
1 toilet seat/double dildo exceptionel set of neckphones
some stupid cheap tat hats.
1 Laptop, even though he claims it was a gift.
1 X Box series X, even though he claims it was a gift.
1 PS5.

Yeah he is really putting a lot of money back into ''the buzniezzz''. Amateur recreational streamers put more effort and money into their hobby that Dave.

And the funny part is those are one-time expenses. I mean even if he would buy a new greenscreen or a new webcam. you buy them ONCE and then use them for a long time. For example I have a PC from 2015 and it's still capable of playing most games in good quality and stream in 1080p. You don't have to buy a PC or console every year. And if we just count the games he played this year those expenses probably didn't even reach 1000 $ up till now

 

[DukeMorty]

Trying to find that line between muting the really dumb shit and keeping it clean and clear for the gold dust has been one of the bigger challenges when restreaming, yet strangely rewarding when you nail it

No I agree but DDM is just mods muting Phil whenever he talks which is dumb. I like your streams because you mute on moments no one cares like the poem shit he reads from fans, I am fine with that. Its just moments where he has a rant and DDM mutes it because they don't want to hear the rant which could be gold dust. Otherwise why watch Phil, clearly its not his "amazing" gameplay.

 

[The Undying]

Did Ma Burnell buy their dinner last year too? Because that main dish looks a lot like what they ate then

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She buys the dinners because it gives her comfort knowing Phil will stay on his side of the continent for the holidays. She is scared of having to explain him to her friends if he comes home for his Thanksgiving din din.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

why are DDM mods so fucking trash? they are worse than oic ever was

put on the break music at the appropriate times you stupid fucking mongals.

Yeah I hate how they put music over Phils post youtube mode low tips / begment sections during the end of slow streams. Thats what I tuned in to watch for

 

[NursezillaX]

Got his new Wrap uploaded for anyone who wants to watch it without giving Pigler the views. He bitches about nobody watching guardians and once again admits that he's only got 2 whales supporting these streams, bitches about member fluctuation, no ad revenue and talks about his autistic schedule.

DSP 'Daily Wrap' (23'rd November 2021)

Titled 'The Daily Wrap: Nov. 23, 2021 - The Week Ends and Holiday Festivities are INBOUND!" on DSP's channel, he bitches about nobody watching guardians, nob...

www.youtube.com

Remember how a few nights ago somebody sent a Superchat that asked how he felt about trolls making up a significant part of his income? He called the guy an 'utter fucking moron' and was his usual toxic self saying, 'I have a large number of REAL supporters who turn out and enjoy my content, or else I wouldn't be doing this for my 13th year'.

'Real' supporters, eh? Yeah, because that totally jibes with your having 300+ members while usually only having around 200 people watching with only a handful of those being members. I'm sure those are all very legit and were in no way made up accounts to artificially hit your goal.

How many times does he say, 'if it weren't for PhilsHolyUnderwear we'd only have $10 in tips, come on, guys!'? He has a 'large number of real supporters' though, sure.

 

[Iron Father]

That's the most white trash Thanksgiving dinner I've ever seen

He'll be eating $82 frozen mashed potatoes on a paper plate for Thanksgiving.

Just let the sheer lunacy of that information sink in...

 

[Sup3r]

Remember how a few nights ago somebody sent a Superchat that asked how he felt about trolls making up a significant part of his income? He called the guy an 'utter fucking moron' and was his usual toxic self saying, 'I have a large number of REAL supporters who turn out and enjoy my content, or else I wouldn't be doing this for my 13th year'.

'Real' supporters, eh? Yeah, because that totally jibes with your having 300+ members while usually only having around 200 people watching with only a handful of those being members. I'm sure those are all very legit and were in no way made up accounts to artificially hit your goal.

How many times does he say, 'if it weren't for PhilsHolyUnderwear we'd only have $10 in tips, come on, guys!'? He has a 'large number of real supporters' though, sure.

Which claim he makes is all dependant on which narrative he needs at that moment. If he needs to guilt people then he'll reference how few people are tipping him (because that's all he cares about) but call him out on it and he immediately flips to claim he has a ton of "real supporters".

It's evident he knows that he relies on whales to fund his addictions, because he gets so defensive over people calling it out. It's why he gets irritated over people not shilling out for memberships and even called out most of his chat for not doing so recently. Combine that with how obvious the recent memberships are from accounts that you never see in chat before or after and disappear off the face of the earth, there's no way he doesn't know.

 

[JamFlowMan]

She buys the dinners because it gives her comfort knowing Phil will stay on his side of the continent for the holidays. She is scared of having to explain him to her friends if he comes home for his Thanksgiving din din.

My guess is that the dinner is cheaper than paying to fly Phil/Kat to Connectitcut and a few nights at some overpriced hotel.