Sonichu FB 10/25 - Chris Uploads New Sonichu 11 Pages

[Petronella]

I like how Cerah gets over being dumped by her very first boyfriend literally two minutes after it happens.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

To be fair, we were correct for a solid five years.

Sonichu #11 is a lot like the upcoming Star Wars film. I spent years hoping it would happen never expecting that I'd get my wish. The Autism Awakens.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

BTW he researched this "two Amish Christmas celebrations" thing sort-of-correctly.

While simultaneously disrespecting their culture by treating their existence like a punishment (just because they don't have fancy electronic toys) and dismissing them all as "weird".

 

[Someone in a Tree]

While simultaneously disrespecting their culture by treating their existence like a punishment (just because they don't have fancy electronic toys) and dismissing them all as "weird".

Those bearded freaks wouldn't appreciate the care he puts into each Sonichu amiibo.

 

[Gothicserpent]

I also love how he provoked this statement from Chris (in the form of Cera), of all people:

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It's probably the most sensible thing that's ever been written in a Sonichu comic.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE

Looks like a really bad Anaphylactic reaction.

 

[The Joker]

"It's not me, it's you"

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Can somebody please Photoshop Jace's head here?
Man look at all of these Sonichu updates! I feel like this is 2008 again and I'm in high school waiting for a CWCipedia update.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

Well, I'll be damned, you CAN get Chris to work by dangling a box of lego on a stick in front of his face.


Also, "Friendly Neighborhood Daddy" confirmed for next username.

 

[Wanderer]

Well, that was fast.

 

[Trilby]

I like how Cerah gets over being dumped by her very first boyfriend literally two minutes after it happens.

Comic book logic, I presume.

While simultaneously disrespecting their culture by treating their existence like a punishment (just because they don't have fancy electronic toys) and dismissing them all as "weird".

Love to see Chris visit an Amish farm and be put to work for a week!

 

[AN/ALR56]

Chris is making sonichu comix again,after years of people giving up hope,the fabled episode 11 is coming.
This is truly a time of miracles.

 

[LordCustos3]

Wait....wait....wait....
I'm probably reading way to much into this....buuuutttt....
read the very last thought bubble on this page.

Now....
Was it Sean who said "In our Defense, I have a rock...because we rock"

....and now he has a rock garden?

Is this OPL trying to slip a very, very subtle easter egg into his comic; one that only 'spergs and true fandase members would get?

Or am I just reading too much into this, and he's not clever enough to do this intentionally?

 

[Trickie]

Wait....wait....wait....
I'm probably reading way to much into this....buuuutttt....
read the very last thought bubble on this page.



Now....
Was it Sean who said "In our Defense, I have a rock...because we rock"

....and now he has a rock garden?

Is this OPL trying to slip a very, very subtle easter egg into his comic; one that only 'spergs and true fandase members would get?

Or am I just reading too much into this, and he's not clever enough to do this intentionally?

Yup, that is indeed Sean who did the rock thing in Sonichu 10. Apparently he has an affinity for rocks.

 

[TempestsFury]

Goodness.. and here I thought Chris had given up on Sonichu forever.

I remember reading something to this effect but I think Chris pretty much knows he's not getting millions for Sonichu at this point.

Instead of money, the reason Chris writes them is therapeutic. He knows he has little to no control over the events of his life, and Sonichu helps create the illusion of having everything hed like: friends, wealth, power, and "justice" which always works in his favor.

Am I correct?

 

[asperhes]

100% speculation:

Last month Kim left Chris some snarky comments on Facebook that exceeded the Hurtful Truth Level. Chris brought it up at his next anger management therapy session. The therapist said, "Maybe you should write her a letter. Let me help you with the wording." In the letter Chris told Kim that her "disloyalty and misconduct" crossed a line, and that he was forced to "court marshall" her. He said that he no longer wanted to be her friend, thanked her for her past friendship, and wished her "good luck in growing up and maturing more, as well as in your life." He then incorporated this life experience into Kevin's monologue on page 37.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Christine is a terrible sister. When she picked up Robbie she broke his neck.

 

[Pinball Lizard]

Wonder if we're ever going to meet Robbie/Robee's sweetheart, the green Rosechu Chris drew him "tribbing" with...

 

[Holdek]

Post-therapy Sonichu is lame.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Goodness.. and here I thought Chris had given up on Sonichu forever.

He'd never give up on it. It is all he has.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

I'm still dumbfounded over the fact that Wild drives a car when he has his Spider-Man rip off vine swinging powers, probably Chris forgot he can do that

Even spiderman has a car.