🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AltisticRight]

Lol imagine being poor and having to shop at a Target.

Exactly, Ralpbamles shop exclusively at Giorgio Armani for $899 robbery proof nylon bags and pharmacies for Pfizer Xanax.

 

[JustStopDude]

Exactly, Ralpbamles shop exclusively at Giorgio Armani for $899 robbery proof nylon bags and pharmacies for Pfizer Xanax.

And they only crash the finest, piece of shit cars.

 

[Terrorist]

Ralph spent half an hour a couple days ago pilpuling about how Ahm nawt really a raycist guys, Ah don't think saying the n-word is productive and Ah do in fact believe the Holocawst occured

It’s so he can hog out with the (((Morris))) family for Thanksgiving. LISSEN HURR YEW JEWS AH AINT NO HUWHYTE SOOPREEMIST AN AH LUB ISRAYL, NAO GIMME TWENNY THOUSAND DOLLERS TO GAMBLE I MEAN FLEE TO MEXICO I MEAN BUY A NEW CAR I MEAN SUPPORT YER GRAND CHILD

 

[Santiago_Nasar]

i' m starting to believe this place really needs more tweets from the gunt to keep the autism out

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

i' m starting to believe this place really needs more tweets from the gunt to keep the autism out

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[Paddy O' Furniture]

Did... did he flip the picture to make it look like he's driving or can we chalk this one up to his device?

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

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Ethan you need to lower the seat belt. It's way too high and is just going to wring your sloven neck.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Did... did he flip the picture to make it look like he's driving or can we chalk this one up to his device?

Not sure, the words on the visor don't help.

EDIT: On second thought, it does look flipped because of the KC Chiefs logo on his hat and the words on his jacket.

 

[MeltyTW]

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lol hes greying faster than most presidents. how is this image even real? it looks like someone fattened and elongated someones head ala easter island in photoshop and stuck it on a dwarves body. this pic accentuates just how fucked his proportions are, look at his little puckered anus mouth and the fucking pig ears! i never noticed how much his ears looked like doubled over piglet ear coverings.

what an absolute trainwreck of a "human" being. imagine being cruel enough as someone whos job it is to be sympathetic to eugenic povs to try to pass on these fucked genes.

 

[SPERGSTROM]

Look at that little trotter for a hand

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

He's in the passenger seat because he's got a chauffeur. That's how big of a deal and important he is. Alogs BTFO once again.
It's definitely not that he's lost his license after wrecking the Nissan.

 

[The Soaker]

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Ralph should probably invest in one of these Seat Belt Cover for Kids,Toddler Travel Seatbelt Pillow for Booster Seat in Car,Baby Car Seat Head Neck Shoulder Support Protector Strap Pad,Safety Belt Cushion Pillow for Adult Child

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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LMAO. He’s so fucking cringey, no wonder his Twitter gets no interaction - he resorts to seat belt safety selfies and begging for engagement by pretending he cares about others’ travel plans.

He looks like a used car salesman on the verge of collapse in all his selfies.

I guess flying to Fredrick Douglass airport was too pricey for our duo - so ten hours of driving in holiday traffic. I’m going to guess they will be driving straight back home on Friday too. Fatty has too much social anxiety to be able to tolerate a weekend of civil behavior around Mantsu’s crackhead family.

 

[GL09]

You can see Pantsu's ugly reflection with her hands on the wheel in his glasses.

I don't know why he is always espousing the virtues of seatbelts since his crash. Is his remaining audience really that retarded that they don't use them or something? Maybe they think seatbelts are just another Jewish conspiracy.

He is having another go at the 'birther' again on twitter.

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Coming from the same guy who said Mr Vickers may diddle his son. He is so pathetic.

 

[MeltyTW]

Coming from the same guy who said Mr Vickers may diddle his son. He is so pathetic.

And the same guy who admitted to financially whoring out his son on his neo nazi podcast to spite null and vickers

 

[Nod Flenders]

He's in the passenger seat because he's got a chauffeur. That's how big of a deal and important he is. Alogs BTFO once again.
It's definitely not that he's lost his license after wrecking the Nissan.

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Thought you could pull one on us, Gunt. Not this time. You're an obvious passenger in this car.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

You can see Pantsu's ugly reflection with her hands on the wheel in his glasses.
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Excellent work, detective.
Also, kudos to May, her hands are at 10 and 2. She's also probably not drunk like Ethan would be.
Safety behind the wheel of a car is based and redpilled, but Ethan wouldn't know anything about that.

 

[Truly Rural]

At this point I'm convinced that he has some disorder that causes him to compulsively point at things while posing for a photo. He does it with people, with clothing items, with food, with seat belts...

 

[twozero]

At this point I'm convinced that he has some disorder that causes him to compulsively point at things while posing for a photo. He does it with people, with clothing items, with food, with seat belts...

It's the soy-face trying to present itself. Ralph voted for Bernie, after all. The tradcath rightwing grift is only for the crypto-lemons.

Ralph, the blacked-out 'Guccif' wayfarers really don't help with your anemic skin-tone. You're looking like a Ghoul NPC that someone would absent-mindedly waste while playing New Vegas.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph cannot even bare to drive his pregnant fiancé on a road trip. A real man drives without stopping and the cutoff point is something like 15 hours, anything less and you're a bitch. Ralph chooses to post selfies on social media, virtue signaling about seat belt safety instead.

Yet another episode of the Lifetime Original Series - Ethan Oliver Ralph: Womanly Behavior